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The_Doge
12/16/17 5:19:26 PM
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You are walking through the mall looking to buy presents for all your frens on CE but you wonder where you should go first in the mall

A) GameStop
B) toys for Doggos
C) such cool clothing
D) go to Jamba juice

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0AbsoluteZero0
12/16/17 5:19:41 PM
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A
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DK9292
12/16/17 5:20:36 PM
#3:


B
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TheCurseX2
12/16/17 5:21:33 PM
#4:


Your gimmick isn't funny and nobody really has the heart to tell you.
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0AbsoluteZero0
12/16/17 5:22:21 PM
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TheCurseX2 posted...
Your gimmick isn't funny and nobody really has the heart to tell you.

Go away Scrooge, many of us like The Doge FYI
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DK9292
12/16/17 5:23:21 PM
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*pets The_Doge* Don't listen to him. :(
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TheCurseX2
12/16/17 5:23:23 PM
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You're just trying to not look like a bully, I get it, but it's a shitty gimmick piggybacking off a really unfunny meme.
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YookaLaylee
12/16/17 5:23:47 PM
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B

TheCurseX2 posted...
Your gimmick isn't funny and nobody really has the heart to tell you.

It's one of the best gimmicks here
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0AbsoluteZero0
12/16/17 5:24:47 PM
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TheCurseX2 posted...
You're just trying to not look like a bully, I get it, but it's a shitty gimmick piggybacking off a really unfunny meme.

Still better than being a bitter neckbeard who's never been with a woman, like you. Now git
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Gamer99z
12/16/17 5:24:50 PM
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A
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LIsJustice
12/16/17 5:26:13 PM
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A
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TheCurseX2
12/16/17 5:31:49 PM
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In fact Doge, I don't think anyone would really care if you closed your account.
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The_Doge
12/16/17 5:41:18 PM
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A much confirm
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The_Doge
12/16/17 5:53:55 PM
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You walk in to GameStop and buy all newest game except for Star wars battlefront 2 and walk out the store and see Santa with a line of people there to see him you rush to get in line when the ceiling explodes and Cates rain from the ceiling wot will Doge do

A) Fight Cates
B) defend santa
C) protect the presents you bought
D) wow
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YookaLaylee
12/16/17 5:59:05 PM
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DK9292
12/16/17 5:59:34 PM
#16:


D
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sylverlolol
12/16/17 6:02:58 PM
#17:


D
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TheCurseX2
12/16/17 6:09:00 PM
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Imagine if this dude was asked by a girl, "so what do you do for fun?"

"I pretend to be a meme picture on a gamefaqs message board."
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AlternativeFAQS
12/16/17 6:30:20 PM
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TheCurseX2 posted...
Imagine if this dude was asked by a girl, "so what do you do for fun?"

"I pretend to be a meme picture on a gamefaqs message board."


dude youve been on gamefaqs for over a decade
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TheCurseX2
12/16/17 6:33:46 PM
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And I'm a self-made legend. This guy is a flash in the pan, one year here and next year gone, another joke account.
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TheCurseX2
12/16/17 6:35:18 PM
#21:


I've been trashing people on GameFAQs for over ten years and not gotten banned because I'm right. Because everybody I give a fiery takedown to ends up being nothing more than another alt of someone that has had a string of accounts for a decade.

They don't have what it takes. I'm on my first life, they're putting in Contra codes to keep up. Hah.
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Kanaya413
12/16/17 6:36:02 PM
#22:


0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
TheCurseX2 posted...
You're just trying to not look like a bully, I get it, but it's a shitty gimmick piggybacking off a really unfunny meme.

Still better than being a bitter neckbeard who's never been with a woman, like you. Now git


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Gamer99z
12/16/17 6:39:19 PM
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TheCurseX2 posted...
Imagine if this dude was asked by a girl, "so what do you do for fun?"

"I pretend to be a meme picture on a gamefaqs message board."

Imagine someone asking you the same question.
"Oh I complain about harmless jokes on a GameFAQs message board."
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YookaLaylee
12/16/17 6:42:51 PM
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TheCurseX2 posted...
And I'm a self-made legend. This guy is a flash in the pan, one year here and next year gone, another joke account.

I never saw you before today
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TheCurseX2
12/16/17 6:43:10 PM
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Joke? Buddy, I'm fucking saving this kid's life on here. You're all just gonna go leading him on, "oh that's funny, that's cute" but then eventually turn your backs. I've seen it all before. He has an expiration date on him. Eventually he won't be endearing and just annoying.

So here I am, being a noble soul, putting the reality out there and offering to change things for him. Tough love, but toughness that is needed. Doge, you need the backing of a man that KNOWS success.
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DK9292
12/16/17 6:43:14 PM
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TheCurseX2 posted...
I've been trashing people on GameFAQs for over ten years and not gotten banned because I'm right. Because everybody I give a fiery takedown to ends up being nothing more than another alt of someone that has had a string of accounts for a decade.

They don't have what it takes. I'm on my first life, they're putting in Contra codes to keep up. Hah.

psVO1gc
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uwnim
12/16/17 6:47:01 PM
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B
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Kanaya413
12/16/17 6:51:20 PM
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YookaLaylee posted...
TheCurseX2 posted...
And I'm a self-made legend. This guy is a flash in the pan, one year here and next year gone, another joke account.

I never saw you before today

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chaos259
12/16/17 6:51:31 PM
#29:


B
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chaos259
12/16/17 6:54:26 PM
#30:


TheCurseX2 posted...
I'm a self-made legend


Haha, oh man are you serious dude?
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TheCurseX2
12/16/17 7:07:15 PM
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chaos259 posted...
TheCurseX2 posted...
I'm a self-made legend


Haha, oh man are you serious dude?


Damn right I am.
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sylverlolol
12/16/17 7:20:50 PM
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Kanaya413 posted...
YookaLaylee posted...
TheCurseX2 posted...
And I'm a self-made legend. This guy is a flash in the pan, one year here and next year gone, another joke account.

I never saw you before today

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The_Doge
12/16/17 7:48:45 PM
#33:


B confirmed
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The_Doge
12/16/17 8:08:42 PM
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You rush to defend santa from Cates. Santa sees you a gives you a pet of approval saying that you have been a good boy this year. Hearing that you feel like you can take on the Cates you see three Cates approaching you wot will Doge do
A) Doge bite
B) bashe
C) butt bashe
D) Lazer Doge eyes
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KiwiTerraRizing
12/16/17 8:09:44 PM
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D
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DK9292
12/16/17 8:10:40 PM
#36:


D!

Also, can I pet the Doge?
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0AbsoluteZero0
12/16/17 8:11:22 PM
#37:


E) Dogenado special attack
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Gamer99z
12/16/17 8:13:14 PM
#38:


D
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uwnim
12/16/17 8:28:12 PM
#39:


D
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The_Doge
12/16/17 8:52:29 PM
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D) confirm
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The_Doge
12/16/17 9:28:08 PM
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You shoot your Lazer eyes past Cate 1mZQ9WN the Cates look at the wall and begin scratching it you think to your self
wow stupid Cate
very trick
so bamboozle
wow
You hear Jolly Santa say ho ho NO as net falls on Santa and he is starting to be airlifted out you run and bite on to the net as it goes up to air you find your self above the mall and you look around and see the entire Cate air fleet a bunch air ship shaped like cates you feel your grip slipping wot will Doge do
A) try to climb up
B) hold your place
C)wow
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YookaLaylee
12/16/17 9:43:53 PM
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chaos259
12/16/17 9:48:51 PM
#43:


C
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uwnim
12/16/17 10:09:06 PM
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C. Wow
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Trevor_Belmont
12/16/17 10:19:27 PM
#45:


A
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Lord_Shadow
12/16/17 11:02:19 PM
#46:


A
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garan
12/17/17 4:10:06 AM
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uwnim posted...
C. Wow
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sylverlolol
12/17/17 4:19:40 AM
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garan posted...
uwnim posted...
C. Wow

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The_Doge
12/17/17 5:21:26 PM
#49:


C confirm
You wow but your mouth was the only thing holding you to the net so you start falling down back to earth and land in a massive pile of snow much cold such ow very fail not wow. You look up to see the Cate air fleet go north.
Wot will Doge do
A) Get help from Black Doge
B) go see if the presents for your CE frens are still there
C) go to Jamba juice
D) try to follow the Cate air fleet on foot
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LIsJustice
12/17/17 5:22:06 PM
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A
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