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SunWuKung420
02/12/18 4:14:32 PM
#51:


RCtheWSBC posted...
Just a month, been going out at least once a week. The only real issue thus far was his wanting to take it slow after we first had sex.


Sounds like a guy that likes his side action. Hell, you might be the side action.
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02/12/18 4:15:55 PM
#52:


Oh no :(
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TheCyborgNinja
02/12/18 4:16:04 PM
#53:


Muffinz0rz posted...
RCtheWSBC posted...
ZiggiStardust posted...
ahh, gotcha. how long have you been together?

Just a month, been going out at least once a week. The only real issue thus far was his wanting to take it slow after we first had sex. But i dunno man, sex is great and I like having it >__>

what

who has sex and then decides not to have sex

Middle-aged couples in sitcoms?
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darcandkharg31
02/12/18 4:16:24 PM
#54:


SunWuKung420 posted...
Sounds like a guy that likes his side action. Hell, you might be the side action.

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ZiggiStardust
02/12/18 4:17:11 PM
#55:


RCtheWSBC posted...
ZiggiStardust posted...
ahh, gotcha. how long have you been together?

Just a month, been going out at least once a week. The only real issue thus far was his wanting to take it slow after we first had sex. But i dunno man, sex is great and I like having it >__>

oh ok, so it wasn't a long-running thing. that's good at least, ok?

in college i remember having sex with this girl on the side (literally ALL we did... barely talked or hung out ever) for a while. then i started dating my (now) wife, told her it's been fun, but time to stop, and it completely devastated her. like, she thought we were in this long running relationship, ok?

i felt bad for her, but at the same time, all we did just revolved around fucking, lol
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RCtheWSBC
02/12/18 4:19:42 PM
#56:


ZiggiStardust posted...
RCtheWSBC posted...
ZiggiStardust posted...
ahh, gotcha. how long have you been together?

Just a month, been going out at least once a week. The only real issue thus far was his wanting to take it slow after we first had sex. But i dunno man, sex is great and I like having it >__>

oh ok, so it wasn't a long-running thing. that's good at least, ok?

in college i remember having sex with this girl on the side (literally ALL we did... barely talked or hung out ever) for a while. then i started dating my (now) wife, told her it's been fun, and it completely devastated her. like, she thought we were in this long running relationship, ok?

i felt bad for her, but at the same time, all we did just revolved around fucking, lol

That hasn't been the case for us thus far. I really enjoy his company and shit. I suppose I'll try to communicate that later, depending on what he has to say. Don't want to try to "sell" myself in a way that's pushy; if that's what he wants, that's it.
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Doctor Foxx
02/12/18 4:22:09 PM
#57:


RCtheWSBC posted...
methinks I'm getting dumped after work. Always stay prepared for the worst.

Who here will drink with me tonight if that happens?

I will hoot hard in your honor fren

Sex is good but going slow is also good with people you want to get to know
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Nade Duck
02/12/18 4:22:27 PM
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i'm down for getting intoxicated.
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joemodda
02/12/18 4:23:55 PM
#59:


Damn, right before Valentines day too. It was planned all along...

Or maybe he's gonna surprise you or something and is just building up suspense. You never know
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RCtheWSBC
02/12/18 4:24:17 PM
#60:


Doctor Foxx posted...
RCtheWSBC posted...
methinks I'm getting dumped after work. Always stay prepared for the worst.

Who here will drink with me tonight if that happens?

I will hoot hard in your honor fren

Sex is good but going slow is also good with people you want to get to know

Yeah I suppose. I realize I've gotten comfortable with quick-relationship sex because that's been my usual experience ever since I lost my virginity. I don't see it as a detriment even when I'd like to get to know someone better in other senses.
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likehelly
02/12/18 4:24:53 PM
#61:


id drink with you but I would be drinking water
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RCtheWSBC
02/12/18 4:25:22 PM
#62:


Nade Duck posted...
i'm down for getting intoxicated.

Woot we are having a party in this bitch either way!

joemodda posted...
Damn, right before Valentines day too. It was planned all along...

Or maybe he's gonna surprise you or something and is just building up suspense. You never know

Indeed, the suspense is annoying me lol.

likehelly posted...
id drink with you but I would be drinking water

That is for the best sir, thanks for the support!
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Doctor Foxx
02/12/18 4:25:30 PM
#63:


joemodda posted...
Damn, right before Valentines day too. It was planned all along...

Or maybe he's gonna surprise you or something and is just building up suspense. You never know

Ok no good surprise has come from those four words, to the point that making that your opener for something positive is really a dick move
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darcandkharg31
02/12/18 4:26:22 PM
#64:


Next thing you know RC is getting married.
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RCtheWSBC
02/12/18 4:27:00 PM
#65:


darcandkharg31 posted...
Next thing you know RC is getting married.

Don't make me laugh this hard at work
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shadowsword87
02/12/18 4:27:58 PM
#66:


Congrats RC!
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Muffinz0rz
02/12/18 4:28:22 PM
#67:


joemodda posted...
Damn, right before Valentines day too. It was planned all along...

u80YME2

EDIT: DID YOU JUST NINJA ME WITH THE SAME PICTURE BY 24 SECONDS
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shadowsword87
02/12/18 4:28:48 PM
#68:


Hah! Take that nerd, I was a whole 20 seconds before you!
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Doctor Foxx
02/12/18 4:29:01 PM
#69:


RCtheWSBC posted...
Doctor Foxx posted...
RCtheWSBC posted...
methinks I'm getting dumped after work. Always stay prepared for the worst.

Who here will drink with me tonight if that happens?

I will hoot hard in your honor fren

Sex is good but going slow is also good with people you want to get to know

Yeah I suppose. I realize I've gotten comfortable with quick-relationship sex because that's been my usual experience ever since I lost my virginity. I don't see it as a detriment even when I'd like to get to know someone better in other senses.

I don't either. Buuuut. I've found it muddies the waters a bit with all those feel good hormones. Some people do it better without that influence.

I'm hoping it's not a bad talk. And at the least that you get it soon. It's a jerk thing to say that shit in the middle of the day. What else is the recipient going to think about?
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RCtheWSBC
02/12/18 4:29:12 PM
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hahahahah
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likehelly
02/12/18 4:29:46 PM
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if rc got married, and if for some reason I was invited to go, as a gift I think I'd get her one of those toasters made for hot dogs
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shadowsword87
02/12/18 4:30:41 PM
#72:


likehelly posted...
if rc got married, and if for some reason I was invited to go, as a gift I think I'd get her one of those toasters made for hot dogs


I'd go for two nice cups.

Like one of those stainless steel vacuum sealed cups, but still just some cups.
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TheCyborgNinja
02/12/18 4:30:47 PM
#73:


RCtheWSBC posted...
ZiggiStardust posted...
RCtheWSBC posted...
ZiggiStardust posted...
ahh, gotcha. how long have you been together?

Just a month, been going out at least once a week. The only real issue thus far was his wanting to take it slow after we first had sex. But i dunno man, sex is great and I like having it >__>

oh ok, so it wasn't a long-running thing. that's good at least, ok?

in college i remember having sex with this girl on the side (literally ALL we did... barely talked or hung out ever) for a while. then i started dating my (now) wife, told her it's been fun, and it completely devastated her. like, she thought we were in this long running relationship, ok?

i felt bad for her, but at the same time, all we did just revolved around fucking, lol

That hasn't been the case for us thus far. I really enjoy his company and shit. I suppose I'll try to communicate that later, depending on what he has to say. Don't want to try to "sell" myself in a way that's pushy; if that's what he wants, that's it.

That's a really rational way to look at it. You can't force it. It's too bad if it's over though, if he made you happy. You'll always have KotH and PotD though

That possible situation reminded me of something from like 15 years ago... I still feel bad about blowing off my prom date just before graduation. I didn't try to be a jerk, I was just immature and inexperienced. She fell for me hard and I liked hanging out with her, but there wasn't a spark for me and I didn't want to waste her time.
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likehelly
02/12/18 4:32:26 PM
#74:


shadowsword87 posted...
likehelly posted...
if rc got married, and if for some reason I was invited to go, as a gift I think I'd get her one of those toasters made for hot dogs


I'd go for two nice cups.

Like one of those stainless steel vacuum sealed cups, but still just some cups.

what about that tube you put eggs in that cooks the eggs and when the egg is cooked it pushes out of the tube
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Muffinz0rz
02/12/18 4:32:48 PM
#75:


likehelly posted...
what about that tube you put eggs in that cooks the eggs and when the egg is cooked it pushes out of the tube

i have the weirdest boner
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Moonjay
02/12/18 4:33:13 PM
#76:


likehelly posted...
if rc got married, and if for some reason I was invited to go, as a gift I think I'd get her one of those toasters made for hot dogs


I'll see your hot dog toaster and raise you a Rollie Eggmaster.
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Rockies
02/12/18 4:34:00 PM
#77:


Could be that he's pregnant
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Moonjay
02/12/18 4:34:03 PM
#78:


LOL at the egg monstrosity being mentioned while I was posting.
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shadowsword87
02/12/18 4:34:10 PM
#79:


Muffinz0rz posted...
likehelly posted...
what about that tube you put eggs in that cooks the eggs and when the egg is cooked it pushes out of the tube

i have the weirdest boner


I mean... the machine basically has a boner every time you want an egg.
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likehelly
02/12/18 4:38:33 PM
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Rockies
02/12/18 4:40:17 PM
#82:


Man, how have I never heard of that thing before? The commercial doesn't even make those eggs look appetizing
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likehelly
02/12/18 4:42:41 PM
#83:


i wouldn't consider a tube shaped hard cooked egg to be appetizing, regardless
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RCtheWSBC
02/12/18 4:49:09 PM
#84:


lmao i go to one check-in meeting and this topic gets even weirder.

Doctor Foxx posted...
RCtheWSBC posted...
Doctor Foxx posted...
RCtheWSBC posted...
methinks I'm getting dumped after work. Always stay prepared for the worst.

Who here will drink with me tonight if that happens?

I will hoot hard in your honor fren

Sex is good but going slow is also good with people you want to get to know

Yeah I suppose. I realize I've gotten comfortable with quick-relationship sex because that's been my usual experience ever since I lost my virginity. I don't see it as a detriment even when I'd like to get to know someone better in other senses.

I don't either. Buuuut. I've found it muddies the waters a bit with all those feel good hormones. Some people do it better without that influence.

I'm hoping it's not a bad talk. And at the least that you get it soon. It's a jerk thing to say that shit in the middle of the day. What else is the recipient going to think about?

I understand his perspective. But also, like...he went down on me like crazy on Saturday and then just wanted to switch to watching netflix? lmao like come on dude. Let's just have sex!

Rockies posted...
Could be that he's pregnant

PotD's explanation for everything

quigonzel posted...
If he proposed.... What would you say?

I'd panic and say no, of course
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Smarkil
02/12/18 4:52:25 PM
#85:


likehelly posted...
if rc got married, and if for some reason I was invited to go, as a gift I think I'd get her one of those toasters made for hot dogs


I'd get her a nice pickling kit and a bevy of cucumbers
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RCtheWSBC
02/12/18 4:54:56 PM
#86:


Smarkil posted...
likehelly posted...
if rc got married, and if for some reason I was invited to go, as a gift I think I'd get her one of those toasters made for hot dogs


I'd get her a nice pickling kit and a bevy of cucumbers

I'd get you both a newspaper upside your heads!
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TheCyborgNinja
02/12/18 4:55:02 PM
#87:


Smarkil posted...
likehelly posted...
if rc got married, and if for some reason I was invited to go, as a gift I think I'd get her one of those toasters made for hot dogs


I'd get her a nice pickling kit and a bevy of cucumbers

Pfft. I'd get her propane and propane accessories.
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lihlih
02/12/18 4:55:27 PM
#88:


@Doctor_Foxx, why you abandon your "Ask the Doctor" topic? I posted a very important question there and have been waiting for an answer for the longest time! :(
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Muffinz0rz
02/12/18 4:55:30 PM
#89:


RCtheWSBC posted...
Smarkil posted...
likehelly posted...
if rc got married, and if for some reason I was invited to go, as a gift I think I'd get her one of those toasters made for hot dogs


I'd get her a nice pickling kit and a bevy of cucumbers

I'd get you both a newspaper upside your heads!

Muffinz0rz posted...
i have the weirdest boner

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TheCyborgNinja
02/12/18 4:56:15 PM
#90:


Muffinz0rz posted...
RCtheWSBC posted...
Smarkil posted...
likehelly posted...
if rc got married, and if for some reason I was invited to go, as a gift I think I'd get her one of those toasters made for hot dogs


I'd get her a nice pickling kit and a bevy of cucumbers

I'd get you both a newspaper upside your heads!

Muffinz0rz posted...
i have the weirdest boner

Lol I wonder if anyone has ever said "I just got the most sensible boner."??
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RCtheWSBC
02/12/18 4:56:53 PM
#91:


TheCyborgNinja posted...
Lol I wonder if anyone has ever said "I just got the most sensible boner."??

"Why, this boner feels quite appropriate given the circumstances"
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Moonjay
02/12/18 4:57:20 PM
#92:


I would totally say that in the future if I could have boners.
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SunWuKung420
02/12/18 4:58:24 PM
#93:


All this talk of boners, softened mine.
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Muffinz0rz
02/12/18 4:58:41 PM
#94:


RCtheWSBC posted...
TheCyborgNinja posted...
Lol I wonder if anyone has ever said "I just got the most sensible boner."??

"Why, this boner feels quite appropriate given the circumstances"

I said that exact line two days ago
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RCtheWSBC
02/12/18 4:59:08 PM
#95:


Y'all this has been the longest 90 minutes ever, lmao

Two more freakin' hours
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darcandkharg31
02/12/18 4:59:20 PM
#96:


I just got the most perfectibility normal boner looking at the situation
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TheCyborgNinja
02/12/18 5:00:25 PM
#97:


RCtheWSBC posted...
TheCyborgNinja posted...
Lol I wonder if anyone has ever said "I just got the most sensible boner."??

"Why, this boner feels quite appropriate given the circumstances"

If a girl ever tells a guy "whoa! Rad wood, bro!" while doing it, she's probably going to get proposed to seconds later for being deemed the funnest.
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ZiggiStardust
02/12/18 5:02:59 PM
#98:


RCtheWSBC posted...
I really enjoy his company and shit.

hey, i enjoyed her company too... when her clothes were off, ok?
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likehelly
02/12/18 5:03:24 PM
#99:


RCtheWSBC posted...
I'd get you both a newspaper upside your heads!

you're gonna sit there and act like you wouldn't use this thing literally all the time?

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ZiggiStardust
02/12/18 5:03:35 PM
#100:


SunWuKung420 posted...
All this talk of boners, softened mine.

lol you softened up long long ago, old man, ok?
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