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Ogurisama 03/11/18 2:59:53 PM #1: |
Hey, I don't need no advice from a pinball machine. I'll have you know, I wrote the book on love.
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helIy 03/11/18 3:00:41 PM #2: |
--- do not, under any circumstances, do anything with laundry bouillon. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ogurisama 03/12/18 1:56:55 PM #3: |
So, Smithers, what are you doing this weekend. Something gay, I expect?
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Ogurisama 03/13/18 11:50:01 AM #4: |
Homer: Kids, kids. I'm not going to die. That only happens to bad people.
Bart: What about Abraham Lincoln? Homer: Uh, he sold poison milk to school children. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ogurisama 03/14/18 11:21:41 AM #5: |
Flanders: Sorry to break character, but these stunt pants are getting mighty toasty!
Maude: Uh, roll, Neddie, roll. Flanders: It's not working -- it just spreads the flames! --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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argonautweakend 03/14/18 11:22:18 AM #6: |
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argonautweakend 03/14/18 11:23:00 AM #7: |
We can't bust heads like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don't go anywhere.
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Ogurisama 03/14/18 3:46:27 PM #8: |
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The Popo 03/14/18 8:56:05 PM #9: |
I wash myself with a rag on a stick
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Ogurisama 03/14/18 9:00:07 PM #10: |
The Popo posted...
I wash myself with a rag on a stick Only i may quote --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ogurisama 03/15/18 1:35:16 PM #11: |
Sea Captain: Arr, matee, narry a warning light to be seen. Clear sailin' ahead for our precious cargo.
Sailor: Uh, would that be the hot pants, sir? Sea Captain: Aye, the hot pants. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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The Popo 03/15/18 4:44:04 PM #12: |
Ogurisama posted...
The Popo posted...I wash myself with a rag on a stick Twas no quote, but a mere declaration of my cleanliness. --- Live action Hungry Hungry Hippos though, now that was a sport. ~Aeon Azuran ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ogurisama 03/16/18 11:04:15 AM #13: |
Homer: Homer no function beer well without.
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Ogurisama 03/17/18 12:32:32 PM #14: |
Spanish Guy: Here's your sugar, Simpson. Now you give us the money.
Homer: That wasn't part of the deal! Spanish Guy: [pulls out contract] He's right! Who wrote this thing? --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ogurisama 03/18/18 10:58:03 AM #15: |
Millhouse: I can't go to juvie! They use guys like me as currency!
Wiggum: Yeah, they'll pass you around like... like currency, like you said. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ogurisama 03/19/18 2:17:13 PM #16: |
Maude Flanders: I don't think we're talking about love here--we're talking about S-E-X in front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N!!
Krusty (standing in background): Sex Cauldron!?! I thought they shut that place down! --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ogurisama 03/20/18 11:04:27 AM #17: |
Jebediah Springfield: People, our search is over! On this site we shall build a new town where we can worship freely, govern justly, and grow vast fields of hemp for making rope and blankets.
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Trevor_Belmont 03/20/18 11:51:13 AM #18: |
They's throwing robots.
--- Bah weep Granah Weep Nini Bong Switch FC: SW-3150-0817-3331 Feel free to send an invite if you want. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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gguirao 03/20/18 1:36:53 PM #19: |
Ogurisama posted...
Jebediah Springfield: People, our search is over! On this site we shall build a new town where we can worship freely, govern justly, and grow vast fields of hemp for making rope and blankets. Yes, and to marry our cousins! --- Donald J. Trump--proof against government intelligence. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ogurisama 03/21/18 11:09:33 AM #20: |
Ralph: Principal Skinner is an old man who lives at the school.
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Ogurisama 03/22/18 2:43:48 PM #21: |
Carl: This candy is subpar. Any religion that embraces carob is not for Carl Carlson.
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Ogurisama 03/23/18 12:59:20 PM #22: |
Ralph: Miss Hoover? I glued my head to my shoulder.
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Ogurisama 03/24/18 11:07:56 AM #23: |
Marge: Well, if loving my kids is lame, then I guess I'm just a big lame.
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Ogurisama 03/25/18 1:10:10 PM #24: |
Homer: Operator! Give me the number for 911!
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Ogurisama 03/26/18 12:21:45 PM #25: |
Mayor Quimby: Can't we have one meeting that doesn't end with digging up a corpse?
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Ogurisama 03/27/18 1:35:03 PM #26: |
Moe: Well I'm better than dirt! Well, most kinds of dirt. I mean, not that fancy store-bought dirt. That stuff's loaded with nutrients. I can't compete with that stuff.
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Ogurisama 03/28/18 3:23:40 PM #27: |
Mr. Burns: Smithers, I've been thinking. Is it wrong to cheat to win a million-dollar bet?
Smithers: Yes, sir. Mr. Burns: Let me rephrase that. Is it wrong if I cheat to win a million-dollar bet? Smithers: No, sir. Who would you like killed? --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ogurisama 03/29/18 11:17:53 AM #28: |
Dr. Hibbert: Another broccoli-related death.
Marge: But I thought broccoli was Dr. Hibbert: Oh yes. One of the deadliest plants on earth. It tries to warn you itself with its terrible taste. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ogurisama 03/30/18 12:22:40 PM #29: |
Mayor Quimby: Check out the rack on the blonde in the forth row.
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JOExHIGASHI 03/30/18 12:54:54 PM #30: |
Dental plan!
Lisa needs braces Dental plan! Lisa needs braces --- Puzzle and Dragons: 338 705 421 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ogurisama 03/31/18 11:16:39 AM #31: |
Sea Captain: Yarr, it's kind of you to deliver these copies of 'Jugs.' They'll keep my men from resorting to homosexuality... fer about 10 minutes. Harr, Harr, Harr.
Sailor: You should talk! Sea Captain: Yarr. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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gguirao 03/31/18 1:37:47 PM #32: |
Hi, Lisa! Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!
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Ogurisama 04/02/18 9:24:47 AM #33: |
Marge: Bart, don't use the Touch of Death on your sister.
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Ogurisama 04/03/18 3:51:13 PM #34: |
Troy McClure: Gay? I wish! If I were gay there'd be no problem!
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Ogurisama 04/04/18 12:33:43 PM #35: |
Marge: Please. You have to protect my husband.
Chief Wiggum: Where on my badge does it say anything about protecting people? Lou: Uh, second word, Chief. Wiggum: Thanks a lot, Princeton Pete. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ogurisama 04/05/18 1:17:16 PM #36: |
Marge: Now, how are we going to get my Homey back?
Willie: I'll kidnap him for fifty, deprogram him for a hundred, and kill him for five hundred. Marge: No, no. Just the first two. Willie: Alright. I'll throw in the killin' for free. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ogurisama 04/06/18 11:37:00 AM #37: |
Kent Brockman: I am not chipping in on a birthday cake for that jackass Arnie Pie, let him eat... This is Kent Brockman, live at..
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Ogurisama 04/08/18 3:56:24 PM #38: |
Bart: I'm glad we're stranded. It'll be just like the Swiss Family Robinson - only , with more cursing! We're gonna live like Kings. Damn hell ass kings.
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Ogurisama 04/09/18 11:53:42 AM #39: |
Mr. Burns: So, Smithers, what are you doing this weekend. Something gay, I expect?
Smithers: What?!! Mr. Burns: You know, light and fancy free! Mothers, lock up your daughters! Smithers is on the town! Smithers: Oh! Of course. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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gguirao 04/09/18 1:59:59 PM #40: |
We're here!
We're queer! We don't want anymore bears! --- Donald J. Trump--proof against government intelligence. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ogurisama 04/10/18 5:16:20 PM #41: |
Lionel Hutz: Don't worry, Homer. I have a foolproof strategy to get you out of here. Surprise witnesses, each more surprising than the last. The judge won't know what hit him.
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Smiffwilm 04/10/18 8:02:51 PM #42: |
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Doctor Foxx 04/10/18 8:07:45 PM #43: |
I'm thinking about naming my new cat Bitey. He's the big one (and he has a cute biting quirk)
Smiffwilm posted... I said I don't want any damn vegetables. --- Never write off the Doctor! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ogurisama 04/11/18 6:06:05 PM #44: |
Mr. Burns: Darling, my kneecaps are filling with fluid even as I speak, so I'll get right to the point.
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Ogurisama 04/13/18 1:35:06 PM #45: |
Lisa: It's not our fault our generation has short attention spans, Dad. We watch an appalling amount of TV.
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Ogurisama 04/14/18 1:22:12 PM #46: |
Marge: Hey kids! I made your favorite cookies: Christmas trees for the girls and bloody spearheads for Bart.
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Ogurisama 04/15/18 5:14:20 PM #47: |
Ullman shorts, Christmas show,
Marge's fling, Homer's bro, Bart in well, Flanders fails, Whacking Snakes, Monorail, Mr. Plow, Homer space, Sideshow Bob steps on rakes, Lisa's future, Selma's hubby, Marge not proud, Homer chubby, Homer worries Bart is gay, Poochie, U2, NRA, Hippies, Vegas and Japan Octuplets and Bart's boy band, Marge murmurs, Maude croaks, Lisa Buddhist, Homer tokes, Maggie blows Burns away, What else do I have to say?! They'll Never Stop The Simpsons! Have no fears, we've got stories for years, like Marge becomes a robot, Maybe Moe gets a cell phone, has Bart ever owned a bear? Or, how 'bout a crazy wedding? Where something happens and doo doo doo doo doo... Sorry for the clip show. Have no fears, we've got stories for years! --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ogurisama 04/17/18 11:19:27 AM #48: |
Homer: I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.
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JOExHIGASHI 04/17/18 12:16:57 PM #49: |
See my vest!
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Smiffwilm 04/17/18 4:34:31 PM #50: |
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