Poll of the Day > Moses died at the age of +900

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SasukeChaos
04/25/18 8:25:41 AM
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lol bible
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BlueScum
04/25/18 8:30:26 AM
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That was Methuselah. Get your Abrahamic religion lore right!
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zebatov
04/25/18 9:37:18 AM
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Did time exist before 1500 BC? How do we know the timeline in the Bible is accurate? Who knows what's really true and what isn't.
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ernieforss
04/25/18 10:32:42 AM
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i doubt that he died at 60ish. it was probably 35ish.
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wah_wah_wah
04/25/18 10:46:33 AM
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He wasn't really that old. Moses was running a social security scam.
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Noop_Noop
04/25/18 11:02:07 AM
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I almost cut myself on this topic
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Kigalas
04/25/18 11:04:47 AM
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The Bible - not a book of facts.
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mastermix3000
04/25/18 12:20:40 PM
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Kigalas posted...
The Bible - not a book of facts.


Its a book on the history of Earth thats been distorted
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wolfy42
04/25/18 12:56:36 PM
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He was a vampire ya'll.
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ernieforss
04/25/18 5:54:55 PM
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whats a year anyway? Pope Gregory XIII made the tradional 365.25 days.
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ernieforss
04/25/18 5:55:16 PM
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and that was back in 1580s.
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minervo
04/25/18 6:34:45 PM
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He died at exactly 120.
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Krazy_Kirby
04/25/18 7:25:59 PM
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mastermix3000 posted...
Kigalas posted...
The Bible - not a book of facts.


Its a book on the history of Earth thats been distorted


it's a book of magic and crazy people
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RoboXgp89
04/25/18 8:11:11 PM
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the story of moses probably took place like tens of thousands of years ago originally
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Lokarin
04/25/18 8:13:26 PM
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Moses not real
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ParanoidObsessive
04/25/18 8:13:28 PM
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Noop_Noop posted...
I almost cut myself on this topic

I just finished shaving with it.


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Cacciato
04/25/18 8:14:27 PM
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RoboXgp89 posted...
the story of moses probably took place like tens of thousands of years ago originally

Why do you post things this stupid
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blorfenburger
04/26/18 3:38:45 AM
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Moses killed Abraham Lincoln
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LinkPizza
04/26/18 3:41:03 AM
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blorfenburger posted...
Moses killed Abraham Lincoln

Is that now canon?
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Baardmeester
04/26/18 4:07:41 AM
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He probably lived in the age what hindoes call the Dwapara Yuga. Big change the timeline and other things in the bible are distorted for propaganda reasons.

The ages see a gradual decline of dharma, wisdom, knowledge, intellectual capability, life span, emotional and physical strength.

Satya Yuga Virtue reigns supreme. Human stature was 21 cubits. Average human lifespan was 100,000 years.
Treta Yuga There was 3 quarter virtue and 1 quarter sin. Normal human stature was 14 cubits. Average human lifespan was 10,000 years.
Dwapara Yuga There was 1 half virtue & 1 half sin. Normal human stature was 7 cubits. Average human lifespan was 1,000 years.
Kali Yuga There is 1 quarter virtue & 3 quarter sin. Normal human stature is 3.5 cubits. Average human lifespan will be 100 years.

In the present days we may be said to live in a Kali Yuga, which is said to have started in 3102 BCE[7] with the end of the Mahabharata war. This date is also considered by many Hindus to be the day that Krishna left Earth and went to his abode.

Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yuga
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RoboXgp89
04/26/18 5:37:39 AM
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Baardmeester posted...
He probably lived in the age what hindoes call the Dwapara Yuga. Big change the timeline and other things in the bible are distorted for propaganda reasons.

The ages see a gradual decline of dharma, wisdom, knowledge, intellectual capability, life span, emotional and physical strength.

Satya Yuga Virtue reigns supreme. Human stature was 21 cubits. Average human lifespan was 100,000 years.
Treta Yuga There was 3 quarter virtue and 1 quarter sin. Normal human stature was 14 cubits. Average human lifespan was 10,000 years.
Dwapara Yuga There was 1 half virtue & 1 half sin. Normal human stature was 7 cubits. Average human lifespan was 1,000 years.
Kali Yuga There is 1 quarter virtue & 3 quarter sin. Normal human stature is 3.5 cubits. Average human lifespan will be 100 years.

In the present days we may be said to live in a Kali Yuga, which is said to have started in 3102 BCE[7] with the end of the Mahabharata war. This date is also considered by many Hindus to be the day that Krishna left Earth and went to his abode.

Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yuga


Yeah... they want us to believe the Jews wrote all that shit lol
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Revelation34
04/26/18 11:13:29 AM
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Baardmeester posted...
He probably lived in the age what hindoes call the Dwapara Yuga. Big change the timeline and other things in the bible are distorted for propaganda reasons.

The ages see a gradual decline of dharma, wisdom, knowledge, intellectual capability, life span, emotional and physical strength.

Satya Yuga Virtue reigns supreme. Human stature was 21 cubits. Average human lifespan was 100,000 years.
Treta Yuga There was 3 quarter virtue and 1 quarter sin. Normal human stature was 14 cubits. Average human lifespan was 10,000 years.
Dwapara Yuga There was 1 half virtue & 1 half sin. Normal human stature was 7 cubits. Average human lifespan was 1,000 years.
Kali Yuga There is 1 quarter virtue & 3 quarter sin. Normal human stature is 3.5 cubits. Average human lifespan will be 100 years.

In the present days we may be said to live in a Kali Yuga, which is said to have started in 3102 BCE[7] with the end of the Mahabharata war. This date is also considered by many Hindus to be the day that Krishna left Earth and went to his abode.

Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yuga


I don't see how he could have lived in an age that is also fictional.
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Blightzkrieg
04/26/18 12:18:00 PM
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Maybe there was more than one Moses
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FatalAccident
04/26/18 12:43:06 PM
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ParanoidObsessive posted...
Noop_Noop posted...
I almost cut myself on this topic

I just finished shaving with it.


these
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OmegaM
04/26/18 1:44:29 PM
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minervo posted...
He died at exactly 120.

Yes, that's appears to be what the Bible says:

http://biblehub.com/deuteronomy/34-7.htm

It seems that Methuselah is the oldest person in the Bible (died at 969):

https://answersingenesis.org/bible-timeline/genealogy/did-adam-and-noah-really-live-over-900-years/
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wolfy42
04/26/18 2:09:13 PM
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Moses used to sniff the lines.
Noah used to rock the boat sometimes
Mary used to get undone
Jesus rode a Harley Davidson
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Playsaver
04/26/18 3:04:25 PM
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In the past people sometimes counted in lunar months. 900 plus would have been about 75. Which is still very good for back then.
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Cacciato
04/27/18 12:37:31 AM
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Playsaver posted...
In the past people sometimes counted in lunar months. 900 plus would have been about 75. Which is still very good for back then.

I can read Wikipedia as well and am if the agreement he didnt have a son at 5 years old.
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ClarkDuke
04/27/18 3:54:10 AM
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I love the Bible, it's like early drafts of Harry Potter, with children's birthday party tricks, ok?
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Person106
04/27/18 6:04:30 AM
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ClarkDuke posted...
I love the Bible, it's like early drafts of Harry Potter, with children's birthday party tricks, ok?


You should read the Bible more, ok? Like everyday, ok?
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Revelation34
04/27/18 12:40:39 PM
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Person106 posted...

You should read the Bible more, ok? Like everyday, ok?


He's right though, ok?
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Zareth
04/27/18 12:44:21 PM
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To be fair, years were a lot shorter back then.
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ClarkDuke
04/27/18 4:13:05 PM
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Person106 posted...
ClarkDuke posted...
I love the Bible, it's like early drafts of Harry Potter, with children's birthday party tricks, ok?


You should read the Bible more, ok? Like everyday, ok?

I read Harry Potter daily, much better flow, ok?
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shadowsword87
04/27/18 4:14:14 PM
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zebatov posted...
Did time exist before 1500 BC? How do we know the timeline in the Bible is accurate? Who knows what's really true and what isn't.


What, did you really ask if time even existed?
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Baardmeester
04/28/18 3:09:50 PM
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Revelation34 posted...
Baardmeester posted...
He probably lived in the age what hindoes call the Dwapara Yuga. Big change the timeline and other things in the bible are distorted for propaganda reasons.

The ages see a gradual decline of dharma, wisdom, knowledge, intellectual capability, life span, emotional and physical strength.

Satya Yuga Virtue reigns supreme. Human stature was 21 cubits. Average human lifespan was 100,000 years.
Treta Yuga There was 3 quarter virtue and 1 quarter sin. Normal human stature was 14 cubits. Average human lifespan was 10,000 years.
Dwapara Yuga There was 1 half virtue & 1 half sin. Normal human stature was 7 cubits. Average human lifespan was 1,000 years.
Kali Yuga There is 1 quarter virtue & 3 quarter sin. Normal human stature is 3.5 cubits. Average human lifespan will be 100 years.

In the present days we may be said to live in a Kali Yuga, which is said to have started in 3102 BCE[7] with the end of the Mahabharata war. This date is also considered by many Hindus to be the day that Krishna left Earth and went to his abode.

Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yuga


I don't see how he could have lived in an age that is also fictional.


You are fictional.
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LinkPizza
04/28/18 3:27:01 PM
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Revelation34 posted...
Baardmeester posted...
He probably lived in the age what hindoes call the Dwapara Yuga. Big change the timeline and other things in the bible are distorted for propaganda reasons.

The ages see a gradual decline of dharma, wisdom, knowledge, intellectual capability, life span, emotional and physical strength.

Satya Yuga Virtue reigns supreme. Human stature was 21 cubits. Average human lifespan was 100,000 years.
Treta Yuga There was 3 quarter virtue and 1 quarter sin. Normal human stature was 14 cubits. Average human lifespan was 10,000 years.
Dwapara Yuga There was 1 half virtue & 1 half sin. Normal human stature was 7 cubits. Average human lifespan was 1,000 years.
Kali Yuga There is 1 quarter virtue & 3 quarter sin. Normal human stature is 3.5 cubits. Average human lifespan will be 100 years.

In the present days we may be said to live in a Kali Yuga, which is said to have started in 3102 BCE[7] with the end of the Mahabharata war. This date is also considered by many Hindus to be the day that Krishna left Earth and went to his abode.

Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yuga


I don't see how he could have lived in an age that is also fictional.

By being fictional himself, he could...
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BlazeAndBlade
04/28/18 3:27:59 PM
#39:


mastermix3000 posted...
Kigalas posted...
The Bible - not a book of facts.


Its a book on the history of Earth thats been distorted


kind of like pandora's box got miss translated and it's in fact a jar not a box yet everyone goes with box even though it's wrong
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Revelation34
04/28/18 3:30:30 PM
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Baardmeester posted...
You are fictional.


I guess you just don't like being called out on basic biology. It is literally impossible for humans to live that long.
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wolfy42
04/28/18 3:32:19 PM
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Actually he could have had a son at 5.

Initially, to populate the earth, humanity could have reached maturity much faster, much like many animals do. Months could be considered years back then, although a few things....make that not likely.

Other possibilities are that "god" is an alien (or race of aliens) that injected their DNA into Apes, causing them to evolve into humans. Each generation of humans after the first had less and less alien DNA, reducing their life span accordingly, until eventually we ended up with almost identical DNA to the Apes again.
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minervo
04/28/18 3:38:48 PM
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Revelation34 posted...
Baardmeester posted...
You are fictional.


I guess you just don't like being called out on basic biology. It is literally impossible for humans to live that long.

Everything is possible for the Almighty.
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Revelation34
04/28/18 4:00:31 PM
#43:


minervo posted...
Everything is possible for the Almighty.


I don't see what Bruce has to do with this.
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rogerskg1979
04/28/18 4:23:08 PM
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When 900 years old you reach, look as good you will not, hmm?
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DarkKirby2500
04/28/18 4:24:24 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LY-dQHOYoaE" data-time="

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Baardmeester
04/30/18 6:45:59 AM
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Revelation34 posted...
Baardmeester posted...
You are fictional.


I guess you just don't like being called out on basic biology. It is literally impossible for humans to live that long.


We know very little of the universe. Scientific theories are based on so little information. You must be very ignorant if you think our current knowledge about biology is set in stone.
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Revelation34
04/30/18 2:56:11 PM
#47:


Baardmeester posted...

We know very little of the universe. Scientific theories are based on so little information. You must be very ignorant if you think our current knowledge about biology is set in stone.


Right because they totally had scientific knowledge that would be at least 1000 years in the future 5000 years ago.
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Baardmeester
05/01/18 8:27:38 AM
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Revelation34 posted...
Baardmeester posted...

We know very little of the universe. Scientific theories are based on so little information. You must be very ignorant if you think our current knowledge about biology is set in stone.


Right because they totally had scientific knowledge that would be at least 1000 years in the future 5000 years ago.


Haven't you heard of the finnish korean hyperwar?
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St_Kevin
05/01/18 8:38:49 AM
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Gluten free diet


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shipwreckers
05/01/18 1:33:10 PM
#50:


OmegaM posted...
minervo posted...
He died at exactly 120.

Yes, that's appears to be what the Bible says:

http://biblehub.com/deuteronomy/34-7.htm

It seems that Methuselah is the oldest person in the Bible (died at 969):

https://answersingenesis.org/bible-timeline/genealogy/did-adam-and-noah-really-live-over-900-years/


Indeed. If you're going to troll, you need to at least get the names and numbers straight.
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