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FLUFFYGERM
07/11/18 3:50:04 PM
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Let's say a species advanced enough to traverse the universe stopped by our planet and they happened to be benevolent. They basically just roam the universe to explore and help younger species advance.

So they come to our planet and bring FTL travel, medicine so advanced that human life spans are effectively extended to thousands of years, technology that eliminates hunger/poverty, etc, and they roll it out for us to use all within a year.
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PanzerElite
07/11/18 3:51:10 PM
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yeah that'd be p cool
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ArchiePeck
07/11/18 3:51:59 PM
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That would be pretty incredible, but I always remember a warning from Stephen Hawking that realistically any alien species advanced enough to find us would probably simply colonize us for materials and labour.
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FLUFFYGERM
07/11/18 3:52:44 PM
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What would that do to race relations? Or nation relations between nations at odds like Pakistan and India? What would happen to our psychology once we realize that we're all now going to live healthy and happy lives for thousands of years before we have to worry about death or decay?

@COVxy
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mistalightbulb
07/11/18 3:53:28 PM
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Yeah they'd see all the fascists and hopefully get rid of them and life would be good
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FLUFFYGERM
07/11/18 3:53:50 PM
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ArchiePeck posted...
That would be pretty incredible, but I always remember a warning from Stephen Hawking that realistically any alien species advanced enough to find us would probably simply colonize us for materials and labour.


Eh, I'm more optimistic. Any civilization that could cross the galaxy to hunt for resources like that would've solved resource issues through other means, like dyson spheres for energy and some crazy atomic manipulation for conjuring up matter they need and etc.
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Questionmarktarius
07/11/18 3:54:03 PM
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And then we'll fuck and/or shoot them to death, maybe in that order.
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FLUFFYGERM
07/11/18 3:54:27 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
And then we'll f***


hnnnggggggg
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PanzerElite
07/11/18 3:55:03 PM
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mistalightbulb posted...
Yeah they'd see all the fascists and hopefully get rid of them and life would be good

And communists.
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BWLurker
07/11/18 3:55:08 PM
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FLUFFYGERM posted...
What would that do to race relations? Or nation relations between nations at odds like Pakistan and India? What would happen to our psychology once we realize that we're all now going to live healthy and happy lives for thousands of years before we have to worry about death or decay?

@COVxy

I'm sure someone would try to capitalize on it. It's human nature to outdo each other, even in paradise.
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Questionmarktarius
07/11/18 3:56:25 PM
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DoomsSD posted...
Questionmarktarius posted...
And then we'll fuck and/or shoot them to death, maybe in that order.


If they're lucky

Maybe even make clothes out of their skins, too.
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FLUFFYGERM
07/11/18 3:56:54 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
DoomsSD posted...
Questionmarktarius posted...
And then we'll fuck and/or shoot them to death, maybe in that order.


If they're lucky

Maybe even make clothes out of their skins, too.


lmao
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eggcorn
07/11/18 3:58:41 PM
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assuming they choose humans to gift advancement on.
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iHuman
07/11/18 4:01:38 PM
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The chance of this is basically like saying imagine if Jesus came down and said I'm back.
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KamenRiderBlade
07/11/18 4:02:49 PM
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There's also a very good chance that hostile aliens could come and invade & subjugate Earth.
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LordRazziel
07/11/18 4:03:56 PM
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That would be pretty rad.
Who knows what an advanced alien race would be like. Even from minds as great as Hawking, it's petty much wild speculation.
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Pepys Monster
07/11/18 4:04:18 PM
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Why would aliens give humans free handouts? Maybe they would offer us advanced technology in exchange for our planet, or human slaves.
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emblem boy
07/11/18 4:04:25 PM
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Can we then create an interstellar federal republic, composed of planetary governments that agree to exist semi-autonomously under a single central government based on the principles of universal liberty, rights, and equality, and to share their knowledge and resources in peaceful cooperation, scientific development, space exploration. Maybe call it the United Federation of planets
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KamenRiderBlade
07/11/18 4:05:34 PM
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emblem boy posted...
Can we then create an interstellar federal republic, composed of planetary governments that agree to exist semi-autonomously under a single central government based on the principles of universal liberty, rights, and equality, and to share their knowledge and resources in peaceful cooperation, scientific development, space exploration. Maybe call it the United Federation of planets
To get to that Star Trek Future, you have to go through a lot of pain points in Human History.
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Lordgold666
07/11/18 4:06:38 PM
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Imagine the radical islamists calling ets infidels lol
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FLUFFYGERM
07/11/18 4:07:07 PM
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Yall should watch Arrival!
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BWLurker
07/11/18 4:13:09 PM
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FLUFFYGERM posted...
Yall should watch Arrival!

Good movie.
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LordRazziel
07/11/18 4:24:47 PM
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FLUFFYGERM posted...
Yall should watch Arrival!

*watches trailer*
Damn. That looks really good. I'll have to watch that soon. Can't say it will change my stance, though. We have a single reference point for a species advanced for a even a level 0 civilization. Hell, who even knows if the Kardashev scale is an affective assessment of civilizations.
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KamenRiderBlade
07/11/18 4:34:12 PM
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LordRazziel posted...
Hell, who even knows if the Kardashev scale is an affective assessment of civilizations.
It's a complete "Guess" by a smart person.
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LordRazziel
07/11/18 5:28:11 PM
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KamenRiderBlade posted...
LordRazziel posted...
Hell, who even knows if the Kardashev scale is an affective assessment of civilizations.
It's a complete "Guess" by a smart person.

It's not a guess.
They make cogent conclusions based on the information they have -- the problem is there is so little .
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Tyranthraxus
07/11/18 5:31:00 PM
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FLUFFYGERM posted...
What would that do to race relations? Or nation relations between nations at odds like Pakistan and India? What would happen to our psychology once we realize that we're all now going to live healthy and happy lives for thousands of years before we have to worry about death or decay?


This was a plot in Stargate.

What ended up happening was the benevolent alien race gave the primitive people all the cool technology and they used it to kill each other and blew up their own planet so hard it actually fucked over the aliens that gave them the technology in the first place.
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BWLurker
07/11/18 5:33:02 PM
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Tyranthraxus posted...
FLUFFYGERM posted...
What would that do to race relations? Or nation relations between nations at odds like Pakistan and India? What would happen to our psychology once we realize that we're all now going to live healthy and happy lives for thousands of years before we have to worry about death or decay?


This was a plot in Stargate.

What ended up happening was the benevolent alien race gave the primitive people all the cool technology and they used it to kill each other and blew up their own planet so hard it actually fucked over the aliens that gave them the technology in the first place.

That would 100% be humanity
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Tyranthraxus
07/11/18 5:35:38 PM
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BWLurker posted...
Tyranthraxus posted...
FLUFFYGERM posted...
What would that do to race relations? Or nation relations between nations at odds like Pakistan and India? What would happen to our psychology once we realize that we're all now going to live healthy and happy lives for thousands of years before we have to worry about death or decay?


This was a plot in Stargate.

What ended up happening was the benevolent alien race gave the primitive people all the cool technology and they used it to kill each other and blew up their own planet so hard it actually fucked over the aliens that gave them the technology in the first place.

That would 100% be humanity

I am honestly not a Stargate fan and so any episode I ever seen of it was pure coincidence, but that particular episode really made an impression on me and has influenced a lot of my creative writing / stories.
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GeneralKenobi85
07/11/18 5:38:17 PM
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It's a cookbook!
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Kisai
07/11/18 5:40:48 PM
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FLUFFYGERM posted...
Let's say a species advanced enough to traverse the universe stopped by our planet and they happened to be benevolent. They basically just roam the universe to explore and help younger species advance.

So they come to our planet and bring FTL travel, medicine so advanced that human life spans are effectively extended to thousands of years, technology that eliminates hunger/poverty, etc, and they roll it out for us to use all within a year.

Do they have technology that can completely transform me?
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MC_BatCommander
07/11/18 5:41:28 PM
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alien titties tho
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ScazarMeltex
07/11/18 5:43:52 PM
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Religious zealots would label them as servants of the devil and start fights with them.
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FLUFFYGERM
07/11/18 5:44:37 PM
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LordRazziel posted...
FLUFFYGERM posted...
Yall should watch Arrival!

*watches trailer*
Damn. That looks really good. I'll have to watch that soon. Can't say it will change my stance, though. We have a single reference point for a species advanced for a even a level 0 civilization. Hell, who even knows if the Kardashev scale is an affective assessment of civilizations.


definitely watch it, once of the best sci fi films in recent times. Annihilation is also really good

Tyranthraxus posted...
FLUFFYGERM posted...
What would that do to race relations? Or nation relations between nations at odds like Pakistan and India? What would happen to our psychology once we realize that we're all now going to live healthy and happy lives for thousands of years before we have to worry about death or decay?


This was a plot in Stargate.

What ended up happening was the benevolent alien race gave the primitive people all the cool technology and they used it to kill each other and blew up their own planet so hard it actually fucked over the aliens that gave them the technology in the first place.


lol'd
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Corrupt_Power
07/11/18 5:46:40 PM
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FLUFFYGERM posted...
Questionmarktarius posted...
And then we'll f***


hnnnggggggg

We'll bang, ok?
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