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Whiskey_Nick 07/18/18 8:37:50 PM #1: |
How did he get that chocolate bar or his tobacco if he can't get out of bed?
Also I am to believe he can suddenly walk after a decade in bed? --- I am Nick. Go Sens, Bills, Blue Jays! UotY 2015, HAIL BKSHEIKAH! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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scarletspeed7 07/18/18 8:40:22 PM #2: |
He ordered them on Amazon Prime.
--- "Reading would be your friend." ~Dave Meltzer ... Copied to Clipboard!
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swirIdude 07/18/18 8:49:17 PM #3: |
He was powering up to walk for that day.
--- "The people who play Final Fantasy 7 actually have lives and dont NEED polls" ~MajinUltima BKSheikah won Guru, but you know that. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Heroic Bigpun 07/18/18 8:57:04 PM #4: |
If your worthless ass grandson suddenly became your meal ticket out of that hell-hole, you'd get your bony ass up and start dancing to
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Whiskey_Nick 07/18/18 8:59:34 PM #5: |
Apparently it was 20 years, not 10. I am fairly certain his legs would not work anymore
--- I am Nick. Go Sens, Bills, Blue Jays! UotY 2015, HAIL BKSHEIKAH! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Johnbobb 07/18/18 9:02:09 PM #6: |
dude was scamming charlie and his parents into doing everything for him
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pjbasis 07/18/18 9:04:29 PM #7: |
He was pretending to get out of working until an opportunity struck
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Raka_Putra 07/18/18 9:15:05 PM #8: |
Horizontal leg exercises with Grandma Georgina.
--- Fuhlt nicht durch dich Sarastro Todesschmerzen, So bist du meine Tochter nimmermehr-- eeeeeeeeeeeeeeehr. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ashethan 07/18/18 9:24:02 PM #9: |
Grandpa Joe is secretly Willy Wonka. The guy who works at the factory is just his underling pretending to be him so that everyone doesn't direct their hate at Grandpa Joe. He's really rich (which is how he affords his tobacco while everyone else starves) and is eating healthy while everyone else is asleep. He doesn't want his family to get any of his money, but realizes he's dying and has to hand off the candy shop to Charlie because everyone else would NEVER keep Oompa Loompa Slaves, and thus cut into profits significantly. So he sets up a fake contest to hand it off to Charlie while keeping it a secret so everyone doesn't hate Charlie like they hated him. Everything else is just PR so Charlie can continue enslaving Oompa Loompa's and destroying jobs without people hating him. Grandpa Joe finally figured out how to make it all work.
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