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Lord_Shadow
07/22/18 12:19:08 AM
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Why does the Luke Skywalker hate jobs
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Burgess
07/22/18 12:20:50 AM
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They had to build two because of him. He created those other jobs.
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IHeartRadiation
07/22/18 12:25:07 AM
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How many jobs could Alderaan have created?
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K181
07/22/18 12:25:34 AM
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So you never watched Clerks?
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Dash_Harber
07/22/18 12:25:48 AM
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Because even a very profitable industry of genocide is still morally repugnant.
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DD Divine
07/22/18 12:42:54 AM
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They were all military positions of a galaxtic empire. Yes they were jobs but the average civilian couldnt just apply to work the bathrooms in the Death Star. You would be assigned a job through the military.
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iPhone_7
07/22/18 12:48:16 AM
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Make the galaxy great again.
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Lord_Shadow
07/22/18 12:57:24 AM
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DD Divine posted...
They were all military positions of a galaxtic empire. Yes they were jobs but the average civilian couldnt just apply to work the bathrooms in the Death Star. You would be assigned a job through the military.

There was movie theaters and fast food restaurants on the Death Star
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DD Divine
07/22/18 7:51:24 AM
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Lord_Shadow posted...
DD Divine posted...
They were all military positions of a galaxtic empire. Yes they were jobs but the average civilian couldnt just apply to work the bathrooms in the Death Star. You would be assigned a job through the military.

There was movie theaters and fast food restaurants on the Death Star

While true they were probably slaves or government employees that operated those facilities. Probably Like the general store on a military base isnt joe joe off the street
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Southernfatman
07/22/18 8:00:40 AM
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You think the average stormtrooper knows how to install a toilet main?

But really what were the rebels supposed to do? Keep letting the evil empire continue to blow up more planets? Hell that's more jobs lost there than on the Death Star.
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CyricZ
07/22/18 8:13:09 AM
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Luke Skywalker is personally responsible for the deaths of over one million Imperial citizens.
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fan357
07/22/18 8:14:22 AM
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Are we REALLY supposed to believe some rebels from a sand planet shot a torpedo down a two meter hole? What is the emperor not telling us?
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008Zulu
07/22/18 8:15:10 AM
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Lord_Shadow posted...

There was movie theaters and fast food restaurants on the Death Star

Imagine the paperwork you'd have to go through to try and get your security deposit back, only to find out the lease agreement you signed doesn't cover acts of terrorism.
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BlueBoy675
07/22/18 8:27:37 AM
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fan357 posted...
Are we REALLY supposed to believe some rebels from a sand planet shot a torpedo down a two meter hole? What is the emperor not telling us?

And Darth Vader just happened to be in a TIE fighter when it all went down? I don't buy it
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treewojima
07/22/18 8:34:01 AM
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008Zulu posted...
Lord_Shadow posted...

There was movie theaters and fast food restaurants on the Death Star

Imagine the paperwork you'd have to go through to try and get your security deposit back, only to find out the lease agreement you signed doesn't cover acts of terrorism.


It's not like they'd pay out anyway. "I am altering the deal; pray I do not alter it any further."
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tennisdude818
07/22/18 8:46:18 AM
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The stimulus would have worked if we spent $100 quadrillion sooner by building the imperial Death Star.

-Paul Krugman
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Key
07/22/18 9:18:38 AM
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DD Divine posted...
Probably Like the general store on a military base isnt joe joe off the street

anyone can apply to work at a general store on a military base
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Black462
07/22/18 9:20:36 AM
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Fuck those jobs cause they served the empire!

The empire is bad because reasons
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UnfairRepresent
07/22/18 9:21:53 AM
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Reminds me of that video I saw about how much the Death Star would have cost
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DD Divine
07/22/18 3:05:10 PM
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Key posted...
DD Divine posted...
Probably Like the general store on a military base isnt joe joe off the street

anyone can apply to work at a general store on a military base


I did not know that.
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Dash_Harber
07/22/18 5:39:11 PM
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CyricZ posted...
Luke Skywalker is personally responsible for the deaths of over one million Imperial citizens.

Technically, I'm fairly certain some of them were slaves and not citizens.
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__aCEr__
07/22/18 5:42:16 PM
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Do you think that one guy who warned Tarkin got his ass out of there?
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Dash_Harber
07/22/18 5:43:12 PM
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__aCEr__ posted...
Do you think that one guy who warned Tarkin got his ass out of there?


Considering he was on the bridge during the attack and didn't show up in any sequels ... no.
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