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UnfairRepresent
12/16/18 2:24:54 PM
#1:


You're walking home with your girlfriend when you notice Donald Trump in the distance with an escort.

Trump is about to get into a big black British car when he sees your girlfriend, sees her necklace then walks over. Without even looking at you once he walks right up to your girlfriend and shakes her hand saying

"Hello beautiful lady. People like you are why America is such a beautiful country, so great. Oh by the way, I'm President Donald Trump."

"Y-yes!" your girlfriend says stupidly as her brain processes the moment

Trump continues "That's a lovely necklace you have. The best necklace I've ever seen, trust me. Can I take a closer look."

"S-s-sure!" Your girlfriend says, slightly nervous as she is star-struck and takes off her necklace.

Trump examines it closely. Puts it on, admires it, then turns around and struts away without another word. Directly towards the car.

Your girlfriend steps forward in shock when 2 huge armed secret service officers block her, holding out a hand and stoically say "No. That's it."

Your girlfriend pants in confusion then looks exasperated before she turns to you and says "[Firstname]! Do something!"

suj1x8v

There is no one else around and no one recorded it.

What do you do? How do you react?
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Lost_All_Senses
12/16/18 2:26:04 PM
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"Well, that just happened. You hungry?"
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EpicKingdom_
12/16/18 2:26:45 PM
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glitteringfairy
12/16/18 2:27:33 PM
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Lol my gf wouldn't say "do something". We'd both be super stoked we got to meet him and we'd excitedly talk about it the rest of the night. Giving up some necklace is well worth it to meet Donnie J
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UnfairRepresent
12/16/18 2:32:43 PM
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glitteringfairy posted...
We'd both be super stoked we got to meet him

And then he stole her necklace
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Marmitecashews
12/16/18 2:39:04 PM
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glitteringfairy
12/16/18 2:39:57 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
glitteringfairy posted...
We'd both be super stoked we got to meet him

And then he stole her necklace

As I said, a necklace is a fair exchange to meet the perhaps the greatest president to ever live
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Muffinz0rz
12/16/18 9:15:50 PM
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I have a girlfriend?
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UnfairRepresent
12/17/18 2:27:07 AM
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Muffinz0rz posted...
I have a girlfriend?

In this hypothetical you do
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rikasa
12/17/18 2:32:52 AM
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I'd make him beg for the necklace first.
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Ving_Rhames
12/17/18 2:34:15 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
"Hello beautiful lady. People like you are why America is such a beautiful country, so great.


He wouldn't say this to my girlfriend, I'm black and she's white. He'd sooner have us arrested if no one else were around to witness it
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UnfairRepresent
12/17/18 10:02:49 AM
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Ving_Rhames posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
"Hello beautiful lady. People like you are why America is such a beautiful country, so great.


He wouldn't say this to my girlfriend, I'm black and she's white. He'd sooner have us arrested if no one else were around to witness it

He didn't pay attention to you.
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Ilishe
12/17/18 10:04:51 AM
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I use my magical powers to teleport the necklace back.
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UnfairRepresent
12/18/18 7:48:27 AM
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Ilishe posted...
I use my magical powers to teleport the necklace back.

what's the point of this post
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Tupacrulez
12/18/18 7:51:42 AM
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My fiance wouldn't stand there all dumbstruck. She's more likely to kick him in the face than she is to do anything else.

Another shitty UE topic.
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ImTheMacheteGuy
12/18/18 7:53:50 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Ilishe posted...
I use my magical powers to teleport the necklace back.

what's the point of this post


^triggered
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Were_Wyrm
12/18/18 8:06:25 AM
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This time
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Kami_no_Kami
12/18/18 8:07:16 AM
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"Don't be upset. You're lucky he only grabbed your necklace."
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Stagmar
12/18/18 9:15:45 AM
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Call the police because he is obviously illegally in the country.
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gp1829
12/18/18 9:39:54 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Ilishe posted...
I use my magical powers to teleport the necklace back.

what's the point of this post


What's the point of this topic in general?
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UnfairRepresent
12/19/18 7:13:59 PM
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gp1829 posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
Ilishe posted...
I use my magical powers to teleport the necklace back.

what's the point of this post


What's the point of this topic in general?

To share interesting, funny or valid ideas to facinating situations
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Dark_SilverX
12/19/18 7:15:02 PM
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Throw my jacket over a puddle for him to walk on.
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Tupacrulez
12/20/18 10:55:52 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
gp1829 posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
Ilishe posted...
I use my magical powers to teleport the necklace back.

what's the point of this post


What's the point of this topic in general?

To share interesting, funny or valid ideas to facinating situations


What facinating situations?
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ImTheMacheteGuy
12/20/18 12:17:57 PM
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Goats posted...
"Listen I know the economy is in the shitter, but this is just ridiculous."
I then take out my cellphone and tape the incident. "Trudeau let's America rob low income Albertans without even blinking an eye" would make an excellent blog title tbh feebas.


It wouldn't make an excellent blog title with a typo like that :/ unown
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