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UnfairRepresent 12/16/18 2:24:54 PM #1: |
You're walking home with your girlfriend when you notice Donald Trump in the distance with an escort.
Trump is about to get into a big black British car when he sees your girlfriend, sees her necklace then walks over. Without even looking at you once he walks right up to your girlfriend and shakes her hand saying "Hello beautiful lady. People like you are why America is such a beautiful country, so great. Oh by the way, I'm President Donald Trump." "Y-yes!" your girlfriend says stupidly as her brain processes the moment Trump continues "That's a lovely necklace you have. The best necklace I've ever seen, trust me. Can I take a closer look." "S-s-sure!" Your girlfriend says, slightly nervous as she is star-struck and takes off her necklace. Trump examines it closely. Puts it on, admires it, then turns around and struts away without another word. Directly towards the car. Your girlfriend steps forward in shock when 2 huge armed secret service officers block her, holding out a hand and stoically say "No. That's it." Your girlfriend pants in confusion then looks exasperated before she turns to you and says "[Firstname]! Do something!" There is no one else around and no one recorded it. What do you do? How do you react? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lost_All_Senses 12/16/18 2:26:04 PM #2: |
"Well, that just happened. You hungry?"
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EpicKingdom_ 12/16/18 2:26:45 PM #3: |
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glitteringfairy 12/16/18 2:27:33 PM #4: |
Lol my gf wouldn't say "do something". We'd both be super stoked we got to meet him and we'd excitedly talk about it the rest of the night. Giving up some necklace is well worth it to meet Donnie J
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UnfairRepresent 12/16/18 2:32:43 PM #5: |
glitteringfairy posted...
We'd both be super stoked we got to meet him And then he stole her necklace --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Marmitecashews 12/16/18 2:39:04 PM #6: |
I would call the police.
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glitteringfairy 12/16/18 2:39:57 PM #7: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
glitteringfairy posted...We'd both be super stoked we got to meet him As I said, a necklace is a fair exchange to meet the perhaps the greatest president to ever live --- "How come you can believe in God but not Bigfoot?" V-E-G-Y https://imgur.com/AqR3aeX https://imgur.com/vvuUXpp https://imgur.com/r9xK2NR ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Muffinz0rz 12/16/18 9:15:50 PM #8: |
I have a girlfriend?
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UnfairRepresent 12/17/18 2:27:07 AM #9: |
Muffinz0rz posted...
I have a girlfriend? In this hypothetical you do --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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rikasa 12/17/18 2:32:52 AM #10: |
I'd make him beg for the necklace first.
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Ving_Rhames 12/17/18 2:34:15 AM #11: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
"Hello beautiful lady. People like you are why America is such a beautiful country, so great. He wouldn't say this to my girlfriend, I'm black and she's white. He'd sooner have us arrested if no one else were around to witness it --- the real Irving Rameses https://imgur.com/A7f6F9h ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 12/17/18 10:02:49 AM #12: |
Ving_Rhames posted...
UnfairRepresent posted..."Hello beautiful lady. People like you are why America is such a beautiful country, so great. He didn't pay attention to you. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Ilishe 12/17/18 10:04:51 AM #13: |
I use my magical powers to teleport the necklace back.
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UnfairRepresent 12/18/18 7:48:27 AM #14: |
Ilishe posted...
I use my magical powers to teleport the necklace back. what's the point of this post --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tupacrulez 12/18/18 7:51:42 AM #15: |
My fiance wouldn't stand there all dumbstruck. She's more likely to kick him in the face than she is to do anything else.
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ImTheMacheteGuy 12/18/18 7:53:50 AM #16: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
Ilishe posted...I use my magical powers to teleport the necklace back. ^triggered --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Were_Wyrm 12/18/18 8:06:25 AM #17: |
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Kami_no_Kami 12/18/18 8:07:16 AM #18: |
"Don't be upset. You're lucky he only grabbed your necklace."
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Stagmar 12/18/18 9:15:45 AM #19: |
Call the police because he is obviously illegally in the country.
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gp1829 12/18/18 9:39:54 AM #20: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
Ilishe posted...I use my magical powers to teleport the necklace back. What's the point of this topic in general? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 12/19/18 7:13:59 PM #21: |
gp1829 posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...Ilishe posted...I use my magical powers to teleport the necklace back. To share interesting, funny or valid ideas to facinating situations --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair. https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Dark_SilverX 12/19/18 7:15:02 PM #22: |
Throw my jacket over a puddle for him to walk on.
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Tupacrulez 12/20/18 10:55:52 AM #24: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
gp1829 posted...UnfairRepresent posted...Ilishe posted...I use my magical powers to teleport the necklace back. What facinating situations? --- Suck less, Rock Moar Have I licked butt hole before? All the time. --r4xor ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ImTheMacheteGuy 12/20/18 12:17:57 PM #25: |
Goats posted...
"Listen I know the economy is in the shitter, but this is just ridiculous." It wouldn't make an excellent blog title with a typo like that :/ unown --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ ... Copied to Clipboard!
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