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UnfairRepresent
12/25/18 1:44:32 PM
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what would you do - Results (6 votes)
go with babe
33.33% (2 votes)
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go with dad
66.67% (4 votes)
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Your dad says "[Affectionate Nickname] I know i wasnt always there for you when I needed to be. I should have used my time better.

but let's make for that now. It may be our last chance. ive taken this Saturday off work. Let's go bowling and then have a few beers while go fishing." he seems really sincere and enthusiastic

Then on that fateful day you bump into the hottest woman you have ever seen and hit it off immediately. She is the perfect girl and she is all over you like white on rice. She says that she has to go home tomorrow but tonight she is all yours and ends up inviting you to her room for a night of fun.

She says "Come on let's go. what are you waiting for tiger?" while at the same time you get a text from your dad saying he will be at the bowling alley in 5 minutes.

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WafflehouseJK
12/25/18 1:45:53 PM
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I can do a lot in 5 minutes.
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LethalAffinity
12/25/18 1:47:21 PM
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If she was the right girl for me she would understand that I need to spend time with my dad.
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Ryuko_Chan
12/25/18 1:48:31 PM
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my dad would high five me if I told him I ditched bowling to fuck her
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deupd_u
12/25/18 1:49:50 PM
#6:


UnfairRepresent posted...
you bump into the hottest woman you have ever seen

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Drunk Cobra
12/25/18 1:50:05 PM
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Spend the day with dad and devote the night to carnal pleasures with the tigress.
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UnfairRepresent
12/25/18 1:54:45 PM
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deupd_u posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
you bump into the hottest woman you have ever seen

Posts Asian girl with busted face

One man's trash etc...
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Lost_All_Senses
12/25/18 2:10:02 PM
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The chick. My dad making effort to still hang out after I opt out will show he actually meant it and it wasn't just him hanging out with me to feel good about himself.
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josifrees
12/25/18 2:12:36 PM
#10:


Why cant we all go bowling
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Panthera
12/25/18 2:15:43 PM
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My dad and I are on good terms and see each other once or twice a week, so the girl is a pretty easy choice

If I wasn't on good terms with my dad, idk, would depend on exactly what the relationship is like. If he was an abusive jackass who is just now deciding to act like a decent person, I'd blow him off because I wouldn't trust him and probably would have never agreed to meet him in the first place. If we'd been mostly on good terms but just rarely saw each other for whatever reason, I'd go meet him since I already agreed to it.
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NameMeWhatever
12/25/18 2:21:42 PM
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Me and Dad can bond while split roasting the hot girl.
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UnfairRepresent
12/25/18 3:42:50 PM
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NameMeWhatever posted...
Me and Dad can bond while split roasting the hot girl.

ewwww
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Flockaveli
12/25/18 3:44:58 PM
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If you're gonna post pictures of attractive Asian women at least make sure they have a cute round face.
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UnfairRepresent
12/25/18 4:12:12 PM
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Flockaveli posted...
If you're gonna post pictures of attractive Asian women at least make sure they have a cute round face.

face seems generic to me
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Milkman5
12/25/18 4:15:14 PM
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I guess Im the only who has posted so far who thinks that girl is hot as fuck
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EnragedSlith
12/25/18 4:24:46 PM
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UnfairRepresent
12/25/18 4:32:34 PM
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EnragedSlith posted...
I have a gf, so this is an easy choice

I'll let her know you're cheating on her
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monkmith
12/25/18 4:33:21 PM
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hard to answer since i've got no experience with sentimental dads, closest mine ever got was when he got roaring drunk around the holidays and get into full on brawls with his siblings. happened every fucking year...
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Raikuro
12/25/18 4:36:18 PM
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how hot is dad tho?
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PK_Spam
12/25/18 5:14:00 PM
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Raikuro posted...
how hot is dad tho?

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NameMeWhatever
12/25/18 6:21:37 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
NameMeWhatever posted...
Me and Dad can bond while split roasting the hot girl.

ewwww


Nothing builds a family bond like smashing a hot chick together.
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SoundNetwork
12/25/18 6:23:54 PM
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NameMeWhatever posted...
Me and Dad can bond while split roasting the hot girl.

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UnfairRepresent
12/26/18 2:34:57 AM
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PK_Spam posted...
Raikuro posted...
how hot is dad tho?

It's your dad
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Fossil
12/26/18 2:39:36 AM
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lol my dad would think I was gay if I didn't go with the babe over him.
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pfh1001
12/26/18 3:09:38 AM
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Ryuko_Chan posted...
my dad would high five me if I told him I ditched bowling to fuck her


This, plus I already have a great relationship with my dad.
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PK_Spam
12/26/18 9:57:35 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
PK_Spam posted...
Raikuro posted...
how hot is dad tho?

It's your dad

But this must be someone elses dad because Ive never found a girl hot, and I absolutely wouldnt go out of my way to hang out with my dad and my dad would do the same to me.
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UnfairRepresent
12/26/18 10:17:04 AM
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PK_Spam posted...
my dad would do the same to me.

hence

UnfairRepresent posted...
Your dad says "[Affectionate Nickname] I know i wasnt always there for you when I needed to be. I should have used my time better.

but let's make for that now. It may be our last chance. ive taken this Saturday off work. Let's go bowling and then have a few beers while go fishing." he seems really sincere and enthusiastic

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PK_Spam
12/26/18 11:11:17 AM
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But my dad would never say that lol
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Sad_Face
12/26/18 6:53:32 PM
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deupd_u posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
you bump into the hottest woman you have ever seen

Posts Asian girl with busted face

*rechecks OP's image*
*re-rechecks OP's image*

Guess I'm into chicks with busted faces now.
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Offworlder1
12/26/18 6:58:45 PM
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Go with the woman, fuck dead beat dads, they can fuck off and eat shit.
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Ryuko_Chan
12/27/18 12:47:05 PM
#33:


Sad_Face posted...
deupd_u posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
you bump into the hottest woman you have ever seen

Posts Asian girl with busted face

*rechecks OP's image*
*re-rechecks OP's image*

Guess I'm into chicks with busted faces now.

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EpicMickeyDrew
12/27/18 12:55:42 PM
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Milkman5 posted...
I guess Im the only who has posted so far who thinks that girl is hot as fuck

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