Poll of the Day > So, what's on the apocalypse menu for July?

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keyblader1985
06/30/20 9:19:24 PM
#1:


At this point I feel like we're all just Kuzco about to go over the waterfall..

"Bring it on."

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Sephiroth C Ryu
06/30/20 9:22:49 PM
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Given what you say in your post, lets just open the scary door all the way to 11.

Yellowstone supervolcano gets bored of not exploding.
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Mead
06/30/20 9:23:57 PM
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we run out of chocolate worldwide

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Veedrock-
06/30/20 9:33:08 PM
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Somebody gets a haircut.

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darcandkharg31
06/30/20 9:35:53 PM
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All porn is wiped from the internet

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Entity13
06/30/20 9:41:38 PM
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Mount Rushmore bursts into flames during the 4th.
Jimmy Hoffa's body is found in the basement of Trump Tower.
Icoyar gets a job.
Fox and CNN make a mad dash for who can lose all of their advertisers faster, and Fox survives only by way of the fake/troll advertisers set up by lefty comedians like John Oliver.

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ChaosAzeroth
06/30/20 9:54:45 PM
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Mead posted...
we run out of chocolate worldwide

*Looks at chocolate on my shelf*
*Sweats nervously*
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JixHedgehog
06/30/20 10:47:18 PM
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Earthquake followed by my a/c going out again and sleeping in 97F heat.. if my house is still standing

Edit : bees dying out and coffee going up in price

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PMarth2002
07/01/20 12:11:22 AM
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July will be calm to lull everyone into a false sense of security.

In august, the alien invasion will begin. Only instead of blowing up the white house, they'll make trump permanent dictator of the world and give him immortality.

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Zareth
07/01/20 12:44:49 AM
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Adam Savage raping his sister when he was 9.

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The Popo
07/01/20 1:08:29 AM
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My calendar shows solar flares



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ChaosAzeroth
07/01/20 1:08:53 AM
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Zareth posted...
Adam Savage raping his sister when he was 9.

That with a side of his family covering it up, or his sister having mental health issues.

Depending which version is true.
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FrozenBananas
07/01/20 1:58:13 AM
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ClarkDuke
07/01/20 2:06:16 AM
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FrozenBananas posted...
Its already here

well fuck, ok?

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Entity13
07/01/20 2:08:12 AM
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ClarkDuke posted...
well fuck, ok?

The good news is I have a fitting pun for this situation. The bad news is it's also inappropriate, so I will be unable to twist this dark turn of events into anything remotely humorous as long as the mods and admins have anything to say about it.

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ClarkDuke
07/01/20 2:12:20 AM
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Entity13 posted...
The good news is I have a fitting pun for this situation. The bad news is it's also inappropriate, so I will be unable to twist this dark turn of events into anything remotely humorous as long as the mods and admins have anything to say about it.
you only live once, ok?

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Entity13
07/01/20 2:12:51 AM
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ClarkDuke posted...
you only live once, ok?

I believe in reincarnation, OK?

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ClarkDuke
07/01/20 2:18:20 AM
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Entity13 posted...
I believe in reincarnation, OK?
it's like rewards points, they don't roll over if you don't use them.

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Zareth
07/01/20 3:03:05 AM
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Entity13 posted...
I believe in reincarnation, OK?
Fuck, not into this world again I hope not...

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Sarcasthma
07/01/20 3:29:38 AM
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911 2: Escape 2 Africa

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Entity13
07/01/20 10:58:16 AM
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Zareth posted...
Fuck, not into this world again I hope not...

There's going to be a this world left by the time I'm reborn? That would suck. I think I would petition the universe to send me elsewhere.

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Sephiroth C Ryu
07/01/20 8:41:07 PM
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Maybe try one of those isekai LN worlds. You can be a completely average magic school student while some nut who got run over by a truck and got sent over for some reason romps around the world introducing modern and Japanese cooking while being excessively OP and basically casting strategic nuke level magical spells on dragons or some such.
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Entity13
07/01/20 9:27:32 PM
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Sephiroth C Ryu posted...
Maybe try one of those isekai LN worlds. You can be a completely average magic school student while some nut who got run over by a truck and got sent over for some reason romps around the world introducing modern and Japanese cooking while being excessively OP and basically casting strategic nuke level magical spells on dragons or some such.
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Truth be told, I'd end up being the snarky bitch that has to heal to keep everyone alive, and a few of my party members end up disappearing, never to be seen nor heard from again, for some mysterious reason. The moral of the story is when a healer tells you to stay out of the bad, you stay out of the bad.

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ChaosAzeroth
07/01/20 9:37:17 PM
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Entity13 posted...
The moral of the story is when a healer tells you to stay out of the bad, you stay out of the bad.

Kinda sounds like you had the same experience playing WoW as my sister did.
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Sephiroth C Ryu
07/01/20 10:21:21 PM
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That reminds me of one time when I was helping a friend speed through some dungeons in WoW. I was a druid in high end raid stuff, but he just hit cap, so I tanked for him and a couple friends he brought along through some normal difficulty dungeons. One of them was clearly way too hyper and kept pulling everything, to the point where it got... annoying.

The healer seemed capable enough though, So I ended up just saying "screw it," kept queing with tank as my role, and actually just switched to moonkin so I could pull everything before they did. A bit later, I decided to amuse myself to see if I could tank a normal dungeon as a cat. It worked. Let's hear it for overgeared cheese!
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Entity13
07/01/20 10:36:28 PM
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ChaosAzeroth posted...
Kinda sounds like you had the same experience playing WoW as my sister did.

It's not just WoW. It's FFXIV and others as well.

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JOExHIGASHI
07/01/20 11:09:12 PM
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The Popo posted...
My calendar shows solar flares

no robots?

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ChaosAzeroth
07/01/20 11:48:00 PM
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Entity13 posted...
It's not just WoW. It's FFXIV and others as well.

Fair, I just remember her rants while she was playing WoW.

'So after basically playing grab ass chasing these dumbasses that kept blaming me for them dying even though I kept trying to heal them I set up a healing well. I pointed out it was there multiple times. I still tried to heal them. Guess what happened. Take. A. Fucking. Guess.'
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The Popo
07/02/20 1:24:26 AM
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JOExHIGASHI posted...
no robots?

Id imagine robots are involved somehow in the alien invasion

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LinkPizza
07/02/20 2:53:49 AM
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keyblader1985 posted...
Kuzco about to go over the waterfall

A great scene. And movie!

JOExHIGASHI posted...
no robots?

Maybe they're set for 2021 if we make it through the rest of the year...
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RCtheWSBC
07/02/20 9:25:33 AM
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Hurricane season usually starts popping off in August, but 2020 is extra spicy so we'll see

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adjl
07/02/20 9:28:36 AM
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You know, it's really not overly surprising that so many people weren't expecting all of the wild events of this year. Most people don't have 2020 vision, after all.

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Sarcasthma
07/03/20 9:42:10 PM
#33:


adjl posted...
You know, it's really not overly surprising that so many people weren't expecting all of the wild events of this year. Most people don't have 2020 vision, after all.


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Locke90
07/03/20 10:08:18 PM
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at this point im starting to think that the mayans were off around 8 years.

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Locke90
07/03/20 10:10:14 PM
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JOExHIGASHI posted...
no robots?
thats probably next year.

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Entity13
07/04/20 2:48:45 AM
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The robots and androids aren't until after we've died out to this pandemic, as well after the aliens come, scratch their heads about what happened, and die out themselves. Oh, but the last human that had become something a greater being by this point, sort of, will become a train and a merchant, so that'll be cool, I guess.

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Rotpar
07/04/20 3:08:38 AM
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Today will probably be the start of a new American Civil War for the hell of it.

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Nightwind
07/04/20 5:06:34 AM
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I'm feeling meth gators.

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