Current Events > About to watch The Walking Dead for the first time. Watchthrough topic(Spoilers)

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"Dude, you drove several miles, then let me go? Now I gotta walk back!"

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awwwwwwwww

They killed Merle

He was a great character

Why do they kill off guys like him and Shane and then struggle for drama?

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merle and daryl were not in the comics
they were created for the show
so was beth but i believe i mentioned that about her already

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UnfairRepresent posted...

Daryl is the best thing about this show man

Definitely. He's the one who kept me watching through some of the more...difficult...parts of the later seasons.

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And now the governor is leaving his prisoner in an overly elaborate unsupervised death trap and hoping for the best

Unironically doing James bond movie shit

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I don't get why the milita ran off.

All Glenn did was blare sirens and they pissed themselves...


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UnfairRepresent posted...

I don't get why the milita ran off.

All Glenn did was blare sirens and they pissed themselves...

Sirens call zombies.

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Guess Guv forgot his whole "don't waste a bullet " rule

Gobstoppers12 posted...

Sirens call zombies.

Sure but these aren't ramblers

They're armed people attacking

like 50 of them , against 1 scrawny kid, 1 girl and a couple of zombies?

Should be Glenn pissing himself


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What was Daryl doing during all that?

You think he would be with Glenn

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Gobstoppers12 posted...

Sirens call zombies.

you mean walkers
according to the creators the walking dead universe is one where zombie movies like night of the living dead dont exist so no one had any idea what was happening or how to stop it initially

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also the show doesnt mention this but the comic tells us that winter is mostly safe because the zombies mostly get frozen and stuck to the ground and buried under the snow
so winter time is when the world is safest

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yusiko posted...

also the show doesnt mention this but the comic tells us that winter is mostly safe because the zombies mostly get frozen and stuck to the ground and buried under the snow
so winter time is when the world is safest

I knew that because of the Telltale game.

They're safe on the snowy mountains, find a beautiful cabin with it's own power source, get attacked by bandits, kill the bandits... then never return to it for no reason

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Wow that's the end?

That was terrible

After 10 episodes of build up Guv's attack fails because.. . They are all Pussies?

Then Andrea is bit off screen

Rick wins with ease

The end

You wot?

The fuck climax is that?

Rick's gang didnt even care about Andrea beyond Anime chick and Carol

You killed Merle for that?

I'm amazed Hershel survived tbh

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On season 4 now:

Holy shit Carl hot olllld

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andrea could have escaped if she had just stopped talking
but she kept stopping her escape attempt to talk to a dying man
just the fact that she got free at the last second proves she could have survived if she wasnt as dumb as andrea

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I don't think anime chick knows what century she Is in

yusiko posted...

andrea could have escaped if she had just stopped talking
but she kept stopping her escape attempt to talk to a dying man
just the fact that she got free at the last second proves she could have survived if she wasnt as dumb as andrea

She really is awful and boring

Same as Guv

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Hey , is this the first non American?


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Oh sure Rick, give her the knife back...

Dumbass

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Big nose kid pointing his gun at Daryl while they talk is triggering me

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I admit I am intrigued to find out what all these helicopters are up too

They just seem to be flying around going "Blimely! There sure are a lot of zombies down there chaps!"

With no sign of any actual purpose or plan

What are they doing?

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Man these zombies are getting weak

Glenn killed one by punching it twice

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Oh what a surprise , giving her the knife back was a mistake

Who would have thought it!?

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UnfairRepresent posted...

Man these zombies are getting weak

Glenn killed one by punching it twice

cause they are really rotted by this point
and because the characters have more experience dealing with them at this point

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Oh no! Not Patrick.....

.... and Ryan!

Who is Patrick again?

And Ryan?

Why introduce people just to immediately kill them and play sad music

And wow... Hershel is STILL alive

I'm surprised

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Patrick... Patrick... *checks*

Oh right, that kid.

His first kill is really gruesome

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is thats beth new boyfriend?
she has bad luck
her first boyfriend was so forgettable im willing to bet people already forgot she had a boyfriend in season 2 (he was eaten in the RV)

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Why the fuck did Carol drag these kids to make them watch their dad be killed?

I swear those "last words" are gonna be more traumatizing than just being told he died

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yusiko posted...

her first boyfriend was so forgettable im willing to bet people already forgot she had a boyfriend in season 2 (he was eaten in the RV)

No I remember him

And made fun of him for not doing anything at all lol

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Who gave all these children ear piercings in the zombie apocalypse?

And why?

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Daww that baby looked so fucking happy playing with those cups

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Carol is 100% right

you need to teach these kids survival skills

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What a waste of pigs, just use the human corpses you have.

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Oh no not....

erm

Tyreese's squeeze!

How will our brave heroes cope with these enormous losses?

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if you watched the MTV show teen wolf you would care more about tyreese's girlfriend
she played the main characters mother in teen wolf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jy3KHA2aAaM

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So spitballing: What would have happened if Rick didn't murder Shane?

I assume Andrea would still be abandoned

They'd still roam the woods for 6 months

I think Shane would be fully on board with taking the prison for Lori's sake

But then I think Shane would not accept Guv

He would be all up in hitting Woodberry and just taking that threat out.

I think when Guv and Grimey met for a truce, Shane would just have killed Guv, Milton and the other guy (Martinez?) in one swoop

Then Grimey would have yelled at him but now it's too late

What do you think would happen?

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shane would have killed the prisoners
shane would have killed hershel instead of trying to save him
shane would have not have let michonne in the prison
shane would not go after maggie and glenn
beth would try to rescue her sister on her own like she said she would when they were debating rescuing them in the main series
beth maggie and glenn would all be killed
eventually the governor would try to take the prison and would eventually be overrun and everyone would die because shanes actions cost the group 3 competent fighters

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yusiko posted...

shane would have killed the prisoners

Yup

shane would have killed hershel instead of trying to save him
shane would have not have let michonne in the prison

I think he would have wanted too but would have been talked out of it by Grimey and the others

Maybe I wasn't clear. I didn't mean "Shane killed Rick" I meant they both just went back to camp.

shane would not go after maggie and glenn

Oh yes he would. Come on

eventually the governor would try to take the prison and would eventually be overrun and everyone would die because shanes actions cost the group 3 competent fighters

Wut?

Guv's men pussied out because of a loud noise. There wasn't even a real fight. They could have pulled that off with fucking Lori and Dale

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also fun fact
beth is supposed to be about 17 right now but her actress was around 28
maggie is supposed to be around 22 right now but her actress was around 33

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yusiko posted...

also fun fact
beth is supposed to be about 17 right now but her actress was around 28
maggie is supposed to be around 22 right now but her actress was around 33

Damn actors age fine

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In Karate Kid 3 Ralph Macchio was 27 when he was playing an 18 year old

The script involved a romance with the new girl but because he was 27 and the girl actress was 16, they had to awkwardly rewrite the script during filming so they never kissed or fucked.

It's really weird. She's like "I have a boyfriend and don't want to lead you on, but we can still be buddies!" and Daniel goes"sure"

And then the film continues as if they were a couple...except they aren't?

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Holy shit it's penguin!

If Penguin dies I'm pissed

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Penguin doing a really really bad southern accent lol

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penguin?

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oh i googled him


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yusiko posted...

penguin?

Robin Lord Taylor

The best thing about Gotham

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"Lori made us eat shit uncooked pancakes every week... she knew they were awful but she wanted us to be the famlily that ate pancakes on Sundays!"

Even beyond the grave, Lori sucks

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show peaks in the first 2 episodes and only goes downhill from there

a very common experience is thinking season 3 is iffy and then being absolutely nostalgic for it by the time you're in season 6 because the drop in quality just never ceases

Oh my fucking God,

Daryl and Bob having this dramatic stand off while surrounded by 100s of approaching Zombies is so idiotic

Fucking hell guys

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Penguin only lasted like 3 minutes

I'm disappointed.

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Oh season 4 episode 5 BTW

Grimey just told Carol to hit the bricks

I'm sure she won't just turn up again later

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