Poll of the Day > I look so skinny tonight

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OhhhJa
06/01/21 9:18:55 PM
#353:


The trick to keeping your mirror clean is to never brush your teeth
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OhhhJa
06/01/21 9:19:23 PM
#354:


I'm the bathroom at least
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dragon504
06/01/21 9:26:29 PM
#355:


Jen0125 posted...
Anyways I'm bored here's another dirty mirror pic of me being skinny

https://i.imgur.com/Az0TiNh.jpg

Nice! Please clean your mirror. Did you ever get your swimsuits? I was hoping to see them, even if they're just pics of the suits themselves. Obviously I'd prefer them with you in them, but I'm mostly curious in which ones you picked. I guess links could work too.

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SunWuKung420
06/02/21 12:29:55 AM
#356:


You think the mirror is bad, there's a wall of boogers lurking in the darkness.

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Cacciato
06/02/21 1:55:21 AM
#357:


SunWuKung420 posted...
You think the mirror is bad, there's a wall of boogers lurking in the darkness.
Maybe you can sell them some insurance in case they encounter those dangers
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SunWuKung420
06/02/21 1:58:50 AM
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Cacciato posted...
Maybe you can sell them some insurance in case they encounter those dangers
Insert <old insult joke>
<FAIL>

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Jen0125
06/02/21 2:01:16 AM
#359:


SunWuKung420 posted...
Insert <old insult joke>
<FAIL>

Didn't.. Didn't you just do the same thing?

The booger wall is even older than your insurance jackpot job.

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dragon504
06/02/21 2:05:49 AM
#360:


Jen0125 posted...
Didn't.. Didn't you just do the same thing?

The booger wall is even older than your insurance jackpot job.

I was gonna equate the booger wall to the food he cooks, but I didn't want to insult the boogers.

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ClarkDuke
06/02/21 2:09:05 AM
#361:


Cacciato posted...
Maybe you can sell them some insurance in case they encounter those dangers
you already know it, but this was a home run, ok?

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Sarcasthma
06/02/21 4:39:53 AM
#362:


OhhhJa posted...
I'm the bathroom at least
Open wide

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MICHALECOLE
06/02/21 5:32:49 AM
#363:


Jenn, if somebody had told you 13 years ago youd be posting pictures of yourself in lingerie on potd, you would have said:

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Jen0125
06/02/21 8:30:38 AM
#364:


MICHALECOLE posted...
Jenn, if somebody had told you 13 years ago youd be posting pictures of yourself in lingerie on potd, you would have said:

I mean I already posted pics of myself in my underwear like before my ex and I broke up so

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Revelation34
06/02/21 3:12:20 PM
#365:


SunWuKung420 posted...
You think the mirror is bad, there's a wall of boogers lurking in the darkness.


Touching boogers is less gross than touching 15 year old foreskins.
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JigsawTDC
06/02/21 3:14:30 PM
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Revelation34 posted...
Touching boogers is less gross than touching 15 year old foreskins.

Idk, I think this could be debated. Like I don't have a strong position either way so just playing devil's advocate: are we talking removed foreskins or attached foreskins? If they're removed then they're like dried and crusty, and that might be more preferable to touching something moist and sticky. I guess it really depends on the person and if it's someone else's boogers or your own.
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Jen0125
06/02/21 3:33:13 PM
#367:


I like how sunny didn't even respond to him being a massive hypocrite in consecutive posts lmao

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SunWuKung420
06/02/21 3:54:58 PM
#368:


JigsawTDC posted...
Idk, I think this could be debated. Like I don't have a strong position either way so just playing devil's advocate: are we talking removed foreskins or attached foreskins? If they're removed then they're like dried and crusty, and that might be more preferable to touching something moist and sticky. I guess it really depends on the person and if it's someone else's boogers or your own.
It's a dumb joke based on a previous profession of mine where we grew skin grafts from skin cells that had been harvested from a foreskin many years prior to my employment. No one at my job actually handled foreskins.

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SunWuKung420
06/02/21 3:57:01 PM
#369:


Jen0125 posted...
Didn't.. Didn't you just do the same thing?

The booger wall is even older than your insurance jackpot job.
It's not an old joke since you still have a booger wall.



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Jen0125
06/02/21 4:00:21 PM
#370:


But I don't.. And I haven't in over 10 years lmao

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MICHALECOLE
06/02/21 4:56:47 PM
#371:


Ill be your booger wall
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ClarkDuke
06/02/21 10:09:26 PM
#372:


MICHALECOLE posted...
Ill be your booger wall
Today is gonna be the day
That they're gonna flick it back to you
By now you should've somehow
Realized what you gotta do
I don't believe that anybody
Feels the way I do about you now
Backbeat, the word is on the street
That the fire in your heart is out
I'm sure you've heard it all before
But you never really had a doubt
I don't believe that anybody
Feels the way I do about you now
And all the roads we have to walk are winding
And all the lights that lead us there are blinding
There are many things that I
Would like to say to you but I don't know how
Because maybe
You're gonna be the one that saves me
And after all
You're my boogerwall, ok?


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Monopoman
06/02/21 10:23:40 PM
#373:


MICHALECOLE posted...
Jenn, if somebody had told you 13 years ago youd be posting pictures of yourself in lingerie on potd, you would have said:

I mean I never saw the huge deal at posting pics in most lingerie, you see many girls in the most skimpy bikinis these days and 9 times out of 10 they show more skin than typical lingerie.

I guess in this case the image is preserved on the internet but you never know if some creeper at the beach or pool is snapping pics of girls in bikinis.
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SunWuKung420
06/02/21 10:40:47 PM
#374:


Jen0125 posted...
But I don't.. And I haven't in over 10 years lmao
If there was once a booger wall, it remains for eternity. I bet one wall in your closet is just covered in mucus. Just put them in a shoebox like a normal people who save their nose fruits.

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CoorsLight
06/02/21 11:32:48 PM
#375:


Sunny is obnoxious but "over 10 years" doesn't do you a whole lot of favors lol

I had one when I was 5, sure, but weren't you like 20 ten years ago
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FrndNhbrHdCEman
06/02/21 11:34:41 PM
#376:


Sarcasthma posted...
@FrndNhbrHdCEman

Tagging you just in case you haven't already seen this.
Lmao. Dunno what to say but wow.

JigsawTDC posted...
I don't feel like digging through my photos album for the good ones right now, but he's constantly creating fresh content anyway:

https://www.reddit.com/u/MrWhiskeyDick?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
Theres good ones??? Now youve gotta share when ya have a minute.

SaltyAndSweet posted...
Lol. Is he for real?

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Zareth
06/02/21 11:37:57 PM
#377:


The dude eats more pussy than Alf. His words.

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Mead
06/02/21 11:38:22 PM
#378:


That chick totally blew it

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FrndNhbrHdCEman
06/02/21 11:43:20 PM
#379:


Zareth posted...
The dude eats more pussy than Alf. His words.
Lol. Feels like my dad would say it.

Mead posted...
That chick totally blew it
Ya know thats what shes thinking now.

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CoorsLight
06/02/21 11:43:30 PM
#380:


Zareth posted...
The dude eats more pussy than Alf. His words.

I wish he would've made a more contemporary reference there so I could understand if that's even a lot of pussy or not
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MICHALECOLE
06/02/21 11:57:01 PM
#381:


CoorsLight posted...
I wish he would've made a more contemporary reference there so I could understand if that's even a lot of pussy or not
Well Alf eats cats, thats the joke
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Mead
06/03/21 12:08:56 AM
#382:


Alf usually has some dudes arm up his ass

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Jen0125
06/03/21 1:52:22 AM
#383:


CoorsLight posted...


I had one when I was 5, sure, but weren't you like 20 ten years ago

He's referencing when I'd wipe boogers on my headboard as a teenager. It was gross but I was lazy. It's like super super ancient.

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Revelation34
06/03/21 9:47:38 AM
#384:


SunWuKung420 posted...

It's a dumb joke based on a previous profession of mine where we grew skin grafts from skin cells that had been harvested from a foreskin many years prior to my employment. No one at my job actually handled foreskins.


You said you made some kind of lotion/ointment from them.
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SunWuKung420
06/03/21 10:01:17 AM
#385:


Revelation34 posted...
You said you made some kind of lotion/ointment from them.
From the used growth media, that was used to grow the cells, a 10x anti-wrinkle cream additive was produced and is still being produced. I was the first person to produce a batch of the additive. Still no one handled foreskins.

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hockey7318
06/03/21 10:18:50 AM
#386:


I heard a single baby foreskin can grow acres of skin for grafts. It's insane.
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SunWuKung420
06/03/21 10:27:26 AM
#387:


hockey7318 posted...
I heard a single baby foreskin can grow acres of skin for grafts. It's insane.
Yes. And the cell line is viable for decades.

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Jen0125
06/03/21 10:30:42 AM
#388:


SunWuKung420 - baby foreskin expert

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SunWuKung420
06/03/21 11:02:48 AM
#389:


Jen0125 - Booger Wall Builder

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hockey7318
06/03/21 11:15:10 AM
#390:


It's fine for you to both enjoy your things. What isn't fine is if you enjoy the taste of either of those...
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Jen0125
06/03/21 11:26:33 AM
#391:


SunWuKung420 posted...
Jen0125 - Booger Wall Builder

Assembler*

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dragon504
06/03/21 5:13:58 PM
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CoorsLight
06/03/21 8:02:59 PM
#393:


MICHALECOLE posted...
Well Alf eats cats, thats the joke

See I don't know that kinda thing
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MICHALECOLE
06/03/21 8:05:39 PM
#394:


CoorsLight posted...
See I don't know that kinda thing
Well it is a reference that at this point is like 40 years old, but your ignorance of 80s pop culture is on you not whoever is talking about alf the cat eater
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MondoMan180
06/05/21 3:45:27 PM
#395:


Bump since there's nothing else to read and still wishing upon a star for bikini pics =]

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