Poll of the Day > What do you think Jeff Bezos will do after faking his death this week

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Clench281
07/18/21 11:27:47 AM
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Do you think he'll get a face transplant and retire in anonymity?

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Mead
07/18/21 11:30:06 AM
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Fake his resurrection.

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HornedLion
07/18/21 11:35:12 AM
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I know people that are doing Puts on Amazon as a Hail Mary if he dies.

Its funny now but if it works out then theyll look like geniuses.

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Criminalt
07/18/21 11:58:47 AM
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But would they actually make him look like Nic Cage?

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PK_Spam
07/18/21 12:01:53 PM
#5:


What what? Did I miss something?

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CaptainStrong
07/18/21 12:10:44 PM
#6:


Play Lex Luthor in the next Superman film.
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rjsilverthorn
07/18/21 12:39:42 PM
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PK_Spam posted...
What what? Did I miss something?
I assume this is in reference to his space flight later this week.
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rjsilverthorn
07/20/21 10:26:24 AM
#8:


Well he made it back so I guess he'll need a new plan.
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BUMPED2002
07/20/21 10:28:07 AM
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Go to puter space I suppose!

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