Poll of the Day > Hey Jen... I got a story for ya

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Lokarin
10/10/21 12:14:50 AM
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Sarcasthma
10/10/21 12:35:05 AM
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In case anyone doesn't want to give Fox News traffic:

A woman recently recounted the "worst first date [she's] ever been on," which apparently included 100 hard-shell tacos from Taco Bell.

She shared the hilarious story on TikTok, where it has garnered 11 million views in just two days.

"What's the worst first date I've ever been on? I'm so glad you asked," says Elyse Meyers (@elysemyers) at the beginning of her viral video.

"Before I met my smoke show of a husband, I was on dating apps," she continued. "This man messages me out of the blue and goes 'I like your face, let's go get some food.'"

When she pulled up to his house, she saw him standing outside. According to her, he "lost [his] keys," so he asked Myers if she could drive.

"Should I have just left him right there and gone home? Yes," Myers says. "Did I? Absolutely not."

From there, her date provided her with "turn-by-turn" directions until they finally arrived at a Taco Bell. He told her to go through the drive-thru, which she wasn't too upset about; however, this is when things went from bad to worse.

"We get to the speaker and he just leans over me and goes, 'I would like 100 hard-shell tacos, thank you,'" Myers explained. She quickly discovered that her date forgot his wallet, forcing her to pay for the large order.

They took the tacos back to his place, and when they walked through the front door, she noticed his dad sitting on the couch. Myers then told viewers that her date proceeded to dump all of the tacos onto the kitchen table and screamed, "let's feast."

His father joined them and the three ate in silence until finally, his dad tried to talk to Myers. It was then she decided to leave.

"I am now just collecting the tacos because I paid for them," Myers said at the end of the video. "I walk out with boxes of tacos in my purse and I look back and I was like, 'thank you for this experience, you will never hear from me again.'"

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DrPrimemaster
10/10/21 4:06:20 AM
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Is smoke show not a negative term?

Apparently its a positive term.

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Bugmeat
10/10/21 4:13:49 AM
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DrPrimemaster posted...
Is smoke show not a negative term?

Apparently its a positive term.
It is indeed a positive term. It means they're hot. Have you ever heard the term "smokin' hot"?


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likehelly
10/10/21 4:53:28 AM
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and everyone clapped

and how big is her purse

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SilentSeph
10/10/21 6:22:33 AM
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hard-shell tacos
This is where I would have left

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DrPrimemaster
10/10/21 7:59:50 PM
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Bugmeat posted...
It is indeed a positive term. It means they're hot. Have you ever heard the term "smokin' hot"?

Yeah, but my mind goes to "smoke and mirrors" so someone that appears good but isn't actually is what I would think the term would mean.

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Jen0125
10/10/21 8:37:45 PM
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Yeah I saw her tiktok!

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InfestedAdam
10/10/21 8:45:04 PM
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But I thought Taco Bell is considered fine dining.

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Bugmeat
10/12/21 1:26:32 PM
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DrPrimemaster posted...
Yeah, but my mind goes to "smoke and mirrors" so someone that appears good but isn't actually is what I would think the term would mean.
Ok, I can see that.


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OHJOY90
10/12/21 7:18:41 PM
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InfestedAdam posted...
But I thought Taco Bell is considered fine dining.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cF6D8zDa9U

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wolfy42
10/12/21 7:27:49 PM
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Any first date at taco bell is a good first date!!

*This user has been converted into a taco bell fan after being brainwashed for 3 weeks, sleep deprived and forced to eat taco bell food non-stop*

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