Poll of the Day > Would you like a traditional burial?

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UT1999
11/13/21 4:37:04 PM
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would you?



yes, i mean a traditional burial where after you die you are buried in the ground with a tombstone etc...... you ever heard people say that traditional burials are bad for the environment?

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Mead
11/13/21 4:46:28 PM
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Nope my wishes are to be buried wrapped in a fungal burial suit. Its a lot less expensive, its green, and the spores will digest my body and create a new substrate and avenue for life

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Lokarin
11/13/21 4:49:09 PM
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I'd like something green, I'd like to avoid cremation since I feel that creates the most possible entropy

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Muscles
11/13/21 4:50:30 PM
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I want a viking burial

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Llamachama
11/13/21 4:51:46 PM
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Flaming viking ship.

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UT1999
11/13/21 4:52:24 PM
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Lokarin posted...
I'd like something green, I'd like to avoid cremation since I feel that creates the most possible entropy
entropy? what?

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Lokarin
11/13/21 4:54:03 PM
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UT1999 posted...
entropy? what?

you're adding heat for no purpose other than to destroy... it's very wasteful

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OhhhJa
11/13/21 4:55:03 PM
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Roll me up and smoke me when I die
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Mead
11/13/21 4:57:53 PM
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yeah with cremation youre reduced just to energy, thats it. Youre gone either way but thats the end of the line as far as the physical universe is concerned when it comes to you.

These resources, some of these more basic lifeforms that exist in my body, I want them to continue in some way even if its just for it all to be consumed and and broken down to build other kinds of life. Entropy might be the inevitable state of things, maybe not. But I dont see any good reason to rush the process.

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rexcrk
11/13/21 5:06:19 PM
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Doesnt really matter since Im dead anyway lol but Id prefer to be cremated because honestly the whole idea of putting a lifeless body in the ground just seems so stupid and weird to me.

I could see if that was preserving them until technology advanced in order to bring them back. But that aint the case.

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captpackrat
11/13/21 5:06:19 PM
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When my grandfather died I had him buried in the closest open National Cemetery, which was in Riverside. It was about a 90 minute drive to get there, so I could only go a couple times a year when I lived in San Diego. Now I live halfway across the country and I can't go there anymore.



When my husband passed away I chose to have him cremated. Now if I ever have to move I can take him with me. His urn sits on the table next to my bed, along with the urns containing one of my horses and my dog.



I figure when I go, I'd like to be cremated, my ashes mixed with his, and half scattered at sea (his favorite place on earth), and half scattered in the mountains (my favorite place).

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Dmess85
11/13/21 5:09:35 PM
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I want a traditional Viking burial where I am casted out to sea on a burning ship.

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AwesomeTurtwig
11/13/21 5:35:48 PM
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I want to be blasted into the sun

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Bugmeat
11/13/21 5:55:12 PM
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Cremate me and sprinkle a little bit of ashes in the chow mein at various Chinese buffets around town.


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Mead
11/13/21 6:05:02 PM
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Bugmeat posted...
Cremate me and sprinkle a little bit of ashes in the chow mein at various Chinese buffets around town.

some people cant have msg

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fishy071
11/14/21 1:06:57 AM
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I would not want a traditional burial. I want one that helps the environment, such as those Bio-urns. Furthermore, there will be no funeral for me because everyone would be glad when I'm gone. They would jump for joy and celebrate.

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DirtBasedSoap
11/14/21 1:07:35 AM
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throw me in the trash

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Mead
11/14/21 1:08:41 AM
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fishy071 posted...
I would not want a traditional burial. I want one that helps the environment, such as those Bio-urns. Furthermore, there will be no funeral for me because everyone would be glad when I'm gone. They would jump for joy and celebrate.

no one even gonna notice when I ditch

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KJ StErOiDs
11/14/21 1:10:17 AM
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At this time, yeah; I'd say I do want a traditional funeral/burial.

Whether I ultimately decide that/it turns out that way; who knows...

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DragonClaw01
11/14/21 1:12:45 AM
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Certainly cremation. I know the body is an empty vessel once dead, but the embalming process they use is disgusting and to add insult to injury they stick a pretty gnarly buttplug up your corpses butt. Like, I said before, cremation

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DirtBasedSoap
11/14/21 1:13:44 AM
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DragonClaw01 posted...
Certainly cremation. I know the body is an empty vessel once dead, but the embalming process they use is disgusting and to add insult to injury they stick a pretty gnarly buttplug up your corpses butt. Like, I said before, cremation
the buttplug stuff sounds awesome

i hope they make my family watch

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ParanoidObsessive
11/14/21 3:00:48 AM
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I have it listed in my will that I get a cremation, and my ashes scattered in a specific location. So that's pretty much a no to traditional burial.

I don't even want a traditional funeral. I've specifically asked for there not to be one. No service, no viewing, no wake, no nothing. Just roast my corpse and ditch it.



Llamachama posted...
Flaming viking ship.

I've been demanding this for years.
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GGuirao13
11/14/21 3:29:37 AM
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I'd rather be cremated or have my body donated to science.

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kind9
11/14/21 6:21:45 AM
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I want a grindcore funeral.

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Dikitain
11/14/21 6:23:59 AM
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Don't plan on having kids and I don't have any brothers or sisters so there really is no one take care of my effects when I die. I'll probably just donate my body so that medical students can earn a degree from dissecting me.

If I do happen to get married, I'll let them decide what they want to do with me.

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captpackrat
11/14/21 9:45:28 AM
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fishy071 posted...
Bio-urns.


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HornedLion
11/14/21 9:50:01 AM
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I want to go like the turtle from Kung Fu panda. Looks peaceful.

https://youtu.be/m-3OztBnuaM

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Zeus
11/14/21 9:30:21 PM
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I'm not planning on dying. It sounds very inconvenient.

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SunWuKung420
11/14/21 9:47:36 PM
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I've transcended death.

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Metalsonic66
11/14/21 10:12:35 PM
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Bury me under a tree in the woods

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ParanoidObsessive
11/14/21 10:25:05 PM
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Zeus posted...
I'm not planning on dying. It sounds very inconvenient.

Good thing you're from the Greek pantheon and not the Norse one, then.

Though also remember that prophecy and don't have any kids with Metis, or they're gonna kill you.
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Smiffwilm
11/15/21 1:44:54 AM
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OhhhJa posted...
Roll me up and smoke me when I die
The only time you'll get sucked, I suppose...

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Zareth
11/15/21 2:17:22 AM
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Put me in the ground and plant a tree on top of me so my body can be used as fertilizer for it

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hypnox
11/15/21 3:08:16 AM
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I always liked the tree sapping burial thing.

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