Poll of the Day > the world is going to heck in a handbasket. you can't even fuck M&Ms anymore

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chelsea_wtf
01/22/22 12:00:46 AM
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https://www.mediaite.com/tv/tucker-carlson-mocks-woke-mms-characters-as-deeply-unappealing-and-totally-androgynous/?jwsource=cl

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Greenfox111
01/22/22 12:02:42 AM
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Then what's even the point of it all

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chelsea_wtf
01/22/22 12:04:22 AM
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i dont want to have a drink with any of these cartoon characters. i find them all totally unfuckable. this is the future liberal sjws want

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wolfy42
01/22/22 1:01:42 AM
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Oh cum on now, who doesn't find the minty M&M hecka sexy.

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DocDelicious
01/22/22 1:12:57 AM
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You can definitely still fuck them.

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KJ StErOiDs
01/22/22 2:14:24 AM
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As long as the candy tastes the same, I don't care.

I'd pass on an M&M movie, though.

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agesboy
01/22/22 2:42:18 AM
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if the shoes are stopping you from fucking an m&m, reevaluate everything

there's more pressing points to care about in my previous sentence

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Straughan
01/22/22 3:08:46 AM
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Just look at this as a glass half full situation. Now you get to eat them.
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faramir77
01/22/22 3:21:25 AM
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I have no words for the emotion I feel knowing that there are enough people so extremely knuckle draggingly fucking stupid that Tucker Carlson actually has a large enough audience to make a living.

Everything that asshole says is stupid. He might as well have done what Rocco Botte did; at least I would have laughed about it.

https://youtu.be/lm4Da7-pn9I

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DeltaBladeX
01/22/22 3:50:08 AM
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https://twitter.com/LordSMAF/status/1484315295292399620

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kangolcone
01/22/22 6:51:22 AM
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Progressives: Hey, can major corporations would you be able to pay a livable wage and provide healthcare?

Major Corporations: We can definitely change the mascots.

Progressives: We didn.

Major Corporations: Say no more.

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Mad_Max
01/22/22 7:29:05 AM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/2/3/AAZslrAAC1QX.jpg

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Noke0
01/22/22 9:52:54 AM
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The ending two lines Tucker says is just too funny.
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chelsea_wtf
01/22/22 12:45:56 PM
#14:


miserable non-binary candy is all i deserve. i have anxiety from my girlfriend taking off her sexy boots

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Mad_Max
01/22/22 6:13:03 PM
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https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/6/2/AAcYEgAAC1iK.jpg

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11110111011
01/22/22 8:23:37 PM
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The whole point of the green m&m being "sexy" is because of the urban legend that green m&ms were aphrodisiacs.

If anything, Mars is jumping the shark with the woke rebranding.
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