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I'm a medical chart

I post on CE all day

I specialize in Sales Prevention.

I provide a platform for my clients to fudge their numbers

Make one number go down/up the same amount another number goes up/down. Or give people the tools to do it themselves.

I talk to people.

make sure all the files are in

Make things look pretty

I work in databases

I write stuff

I get yelled at for trying to stop people from killing themselves and others.

Make sure people do the thing they said they would do properly.

I try not to get fired

I make sure all the lights on stuff stay green and blinky.

I make sure judges don't make my lawyers cry

Shamino posted...

I make sure judges don't make my lawyers cry

....wat

I look at grass

Make what people don't know they want

I trace and color rooms on blueprints with a computer program.

I make a computer program that helps good guys prevent bad guys from working in good guy buildings in far away places.

I wrestle animals.

I give people fuzzy creatures and then take them back.

Bzzzzzttzzzttz go round.

I push large metal frames around

I talk to cameras.

I put phones in a machine and press a button

I walk uphill

I throw the book at people who shoplift

I do stuff in a house until I'm done