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Dungeater
03/19/24 11:05:28 AM
#1:


fight takes place in kamurocho, atop the millennium tower

Kiryu is as motivated as he was in Y6

Spider-Man is Spider-Man

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Irony
03/19/24 11:07:56 AM
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Put Spider-Man in cement shoes to make it even

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ssb_yunglink2
03/19/24 11:08:47 AM
#3:


If its gameplay Kiryu who can get shot multiple times and still casually throw a motorcycle at somebody, probably still spider-man tbh

If its cutscene Kiryu then rip lmao

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Trumpo
03/19/24 11:08:54 AM
#4:


Kiryu wins

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Dungeater
03/19/24 11:09:27 AM
#5:


Trumpo posted...
Kiryu wins
yea. it's hard to imagine Spider-Man getting him to stay down. the guy does not stay down

and he hits like a truck

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Ratchetrockon
03/19/24 11:10:16 AM
#6:


Kiryu can defeat two ferocious tigers barehanded iirc

So he wins for sure

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Dungeater
03/19/24 11:12:05 AM
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Ratchetrockon posted...
Kiryu can defeat two ferocious tigers barehanded iirc

So he wins for sure
while poisoned

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Murphiroth
03/19/24 11:13:45 AM
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Spidey also doesn't stay down and hits hard enough to punch people's jaws off when he's not pulling his punches.

But realistically they'd fight a bit and then the substory twang would play without a definitive victor and they'd team up with Kiryu ultimately musing about costumed vigilantes and their place in the world.
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Ratchetrockon
03/19/24 11:14:13 AM
#9:


Dungeater posted...
while poisoned

Oh yeah that too

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ssb_yunglink2
03/19/24 11:16:22 AM
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Murphiroth posted...
Spidey also doesn't stay down and hits hard enough to punch people's jaws off when he's not pulling his punches.

But realistically they'd fight a bit and then the substory twang would play without a definitive victor and they'd team up with Kiryu ultimately musing about costumed vigilantes and their place in the world.
Followed by spider-man being unlocked as a hireable manager in Kiryus latest side mission

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Murphiroth
03/19/24 11:18:31 AM
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ssb_yunglink2 posted...
Followed by spider-man being unlocked as a hireable manager in Kiryus latest side mission

And an unlockable heat action when near buildings where Kiryu tosses a guy into the air and he gets webbed to the wall by a nearby Spidey who swings off after.
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gp1829
03/19/24 11:18:51 AM
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Ratchetrockon posted...
Kiryu can defeat two ferocious tigers barehanded iirc

So he wins for sure
Yeah cause no way Spider man could do that.
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Dungeater
03/19/24 11:21:39 AM
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Murphiroth posted...
Spidey also doesn't stay down and hits hard enough to punch people's jaws off when he's not pulling his punches.

But realistically they'd fight a bit and then the substory twang would play without a definitive victor and they'd team up with Kiryu ultimately musing about costumed vigilantes and their place in the world.
god i can see it clear as day

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RetuenOfDevsman
03/19/24 11:26:50 AM
#14:


Kiryu is overpowered as hell but Spider-Man is just in a different league.

Kiryu is a stretch of logic. He shouldn't be able to take down mobs of dozens to hundreds of dudes by himself, or swing a motorcycle in a circle as an attack. But there's no real push for an in-universe justification. Meaning that, at least in-universe, it's within the realm of believability. In other words, he's just a really tough "tough guy."

Spider-Man, on the other hand, is an in-universe anomaly. He had to be written with an in-universe explanation for why he's capable of lifting literal tons and why he has to hold back to avoid splattering dudes across the pavement.

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Ratchetrockon
03/19/24 11:27:37 AM
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gp1829 posted...
Yeah cause no way Spider man could do that.

Well I'm thinking that he has to rely on his webs for this battle

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bnui_ransder
03/19/24 11:29:54 AM
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It's a tie

Only because the reason they'd be fighting would be a misunderstanding in the first place

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RetuenOfDevsman
03/19/24 11:39:54 AM
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bnui_ransder posted...
It's a tie

Only because the reason they'd be fighting would be a misunderstanding in the first place
pfft

Like half of Kiryu's fights are misunderstandings and he kicks their asses anyway, and then they thank him for it.
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Dungeater
03/19/24 11:40:28 AM
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RetuenOfDevsman posted...
pfft

Like half of Kiryu's fights are misunderstandings and he kicks their asses anyway, and then they thank him for it.
gigachad behavior

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DuuuDe14
03/19/24 11:44:10 AM
#19:


Spider-Man not holding back? He punches Kiryu once and causes his body to explode into chunks of meat.

But this is not a serious topic.

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Dungeater
03/19/24 11:45:23 AM
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DuuuDe14 posted...
Spider-Man not holding back? He punches Kiryu once and causes his body to explode into chunks of meat.
not possible for Spider-Man

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ellis123
03/19/24 11:55:46 AM
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Kiryu never used a shoe. Clearly can't beat a spider without a shoe.

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bnui_ransder
03/19/24 12:46:52 PM
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I'd think it would be like...

Spider-man is in Kamurocho on some business and he hears a commotion. He swings over and sees this guy kicking ass. He sees Kiryu and assumes he's the bad guy, so he drops in and tells the other people to beat it.

The fight keeps slowly escalating with Kiryu doing more and more ridiculous things, and Spider-Man starts to question if this guy is just a normal human. It ends with Kiryu and Spider-Man doing that stereotypical grab where they are doing a power struggle, it seems Kiryu is about to overpower Spider-Man when suddenly Spider-Man has that blue heat move glow appear.... They are then interrupted by the people that left earlier, and they brought back friends.

"Heh, damn thugs never learn, bring it on!" Says Kiryu

"Wait, are you the good guy??" Says Spider-Man

They each take a fighting stance back to back and the brawl resumes

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Dungeater
03/19/24 12:56:12 PM
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what would Spider-Man sing at karaoke

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Murphiroth
03/19/24 12:59:48 PM
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Dungeater posted...
what would Spider-Man sing at karaoke

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Z8N9TTvKeQ
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Dungeater
03/19/24 10:49:00 PM
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bump

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Zikten
03/19/24 10:52:07 PM
#26:


In the comics after Civil War when Spider-Man is publicly known as Peter Parker, he walks into a prison to beat up Fisk after he had Aunt May shot. Fisk is smirking until Peter reveals that he had always been holding back. In front of the entire prison yard, he beats Wisk within an inch of his life. Then just walks out
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Dungeater
03/19/24 11:28:44 PM
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Zikten posted...
In the comics after Civil War when Spider-Man is publicly known as Peter Parker, he walks into a prison to beat up Fisk after he had Aunt May shot. Fisk is smirking until Peter reveals that he had always been holding back. In front of the entire prison yard, he beats Wisk within an inch of his life. Then just walks out
kiryu could do that too

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luigi33
03/19/24 11:30:16 PM
#28:


John Wick is like a less OP American Kiryu

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ReiRei89
03/19/24 11:37:14 PM
#29:


Dungeater posted...
kiryu could do that too
Kiryu can't punch the jaw off someone.

https://imgur.com/a/w4TXCGn

Now imagine Spider-Man hitting Kiryu in the chest with that much force?


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BloodMoon7
03/19/24 11:43:54 PM
#30:


Spider-Man can do everything a spider can. So theoretically he can mind control Kiryu and then lay his eggs in his mouth.

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Ratchetrockon
03/19/24 11:46:10 PM
#31:


ReiRei89 posted...
Kiryu can't punch the jaw off someone.

https://imgur.com/a/w4TXCGn

Now imagine Spider-Man hitting Kiryu in the chest with that much force?

Nah kiryu could

Here is him punching a liger-sized tiger (so prob weighs like 1000 pounds!!!) Several feet back

A person's jaw is toast with this type of attack

https://youtu.be/BMMZ0Uy2tJw?feature=shared


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ReiRei89
03/19/24 11:49:06 PM
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Ratchetrockon posted...
Nah kiryu could

Here is him punching a liger-sized tiger (so prob weighs like 1000 pounds!!!) Several feet back

A person's jaw is toast with this type of attack

https://youtu.be/BMMZ0Uy2tJw?feature=shared
Kiryu's fist fought a lot of opponents to the near death. If he was as strong as you are saying he is then he would have done said damage to those opponents. In pretty much all his end game fights he can't afford to pull punches so he doesn't have the excuse Peter has.

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Dungeater
03/19/24 11:50:11 PM
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ReiRei89 posted...
Kiryu's fist fought a lot of opponents to the near death. If he was as strong as you are saying he is then he would have done said damage to those opponents. In pretty much all his end game fights he can't afford to pull punches so he doesn't have the excuse Peter has.
kiryu has perfect control of his muscles. we see this with how he's holding back all the time

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Ratchetrockon
03/19/24 11:51:18 PM
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ReiRei89 posted...
Kiryu's fist fought a lot of opponents to the near death. If he was as strong as you are saying he is then he would have done said damage to those opponents. In pretty much all his end game fights he can't afford to pull punches so he doesn't have the excuse Peter has.

Well it is possible that the opponents kiryu faces are more durable than regular humans

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