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ZayKayWill 03/31/24 7:44:49 AM #1: |
For #1...assume that you will recover eventually but not for a while. For #6... Assume that you can still meet all your nutritional needs from taking multivitamins. And yes. That does indeed say one billion dollars. --- 4/1/2023 - Super Mario Sunshine>>>>Super Mario 64 Not changing my signature until 50 different people tag me and disagree. 5/50 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Sarcasthma 03/31/24 7:50:30 AM #2: |
I choose all 10 at the same time for $10,000,000,000.
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ZayKayWill 03/31/24 7:53:16 AM #3: |
Sarcasthma posted...
I choose all 10 at the same time for $10,000,000,000. Aw. How cute. You think you can actually go through with it. --- 4/1/2023 - Super Mario Sunshine>>>>Super Mario 64 Not changing my signature until 50 different people tag me and disagree. 5/50 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Sarcasthma 03/31/24 7:56:52 AM #4: |
I...I kinda think you're pretty cute, too
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TheFalseDeity 03/31/24 8:10:06 AM #5: |
I mean with that kind of money would you even need porn or to jerk off yourself ever again? I feel like you could get that desire covered pretty easily.
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ZayKayWill 03/31/24 8:24:53 AM #6: |
Sarcasthma posted...
I...I kinda think you're pretty cute, too You know I'm just poking fun right? Not that serious, brother. --- 4/1/2023 - Super Mario Sunshine>>>>Super Mario 64 Not changing my signature until 50 different people tag me and disagree. 5/50 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SomeUsername529 03/31/24 8:24:54 AM #7: |
My only concern with 1 would be that getting shot that many times would eventually cause permanent damage/build up enough damage to cause my intestines to spill out or something but if that is mitigated by magic then its probably the best since it doesn't take years. 2 is also probably fine. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Sarcasthma 03/31/24 8:36:43 AM #8: |
ZayKayWill posted...
You know I'm just poking fun right? Not that serious, brother.So you reject my advances? Looks like I get that broken heart option without the billion dollars... --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lokarin 03/31/24 8:49:22 AM #9: |
Umm, I've literally done like 3 of those
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Colonel_Lingus 03/31/24 8:50:35 AM #10: |
Sarcasthma posted... So you reject my advances? Looks like I get that broken heart option without the billion dollars...lol ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Colonel_Lingus 03/31/24 8:51:43 AM #11: |
No jerking off is easy since my wife and I make the beast with two backs on the reg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Metalsonic66 03/31/24 9:21:08 AM #12: |
Porta potty
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adjl 03/31/24 9:46:29 AM #13: |
Probably porta-potty, with paintball being the second choice. Unpleasant, but short-lived enough that I'll have moved past it before the novelty of the extra money wears off.
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ZayKayWill 03/31/24 9:48:02 AM #14: |
adjl posted...
Probably porta-potty, with paintball being the second choice. Unpleasant, but short-lived enough that I'll have moved past it before the novelty of the extra money wears off. Why haven't you gotten back to me with my personal message, you bish ass? --- 4/1/2023 - Super Mario Sunshine>>>>Super Mario 64 Not changing my signature until 50 different people tag me and disagree. 5/50 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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adjl 03/31/24 9:49:40 AM #15: |
I keep forgetting to answer. I'm bad at PMs.
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ZayKayWill 03/31/24 9:51:30 AM #16: |
adjl posted...
I keep forgetting to answer. I'm bad at PMs. Best get on it then. Otherwise I'm gonna keep giving you a hard time. You 'braniac know it all'. --- 4/1/2023 - Super Mario Sunshine>>>>Super Mario 64 Not changing my signature until 50 different people tag me and disagree. 5/50 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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KJ_StErOiDs 03/31/24 9:53:36 AM #17: |
The used port-a-potty. At worst my head would smash into the top of the pile (still worth it), but it's very likely it'll encounter just some funky air.
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Metalsonic66 03/31/24 10:16:33 AM #18: |
Yeah I'm pretty sure the paintballs would actually kill you
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Revelation34 03/31/24 10:19:51 AM #19: |
As disgusting as the second one would be I guess as long as you can't get any disease it would be fine. I doubt there would be any issue with the first one either.
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Kimbos_Egg 03/31/24 10:43:18 AM #20: |
No jerking off for 5 yeats
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FrozenBananas 03/31/24 10:59:27 AM #21: |
Not seeing anyone for 5 years sounds kind of amazing. As long as I can get some advance for living expenses or something? Maybe get a job as where I dont have to leave my place
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FrozenBananas 03/31/24 10:59:47 AM #22: |
Kimbos_Egg posted...
No jerking off for 5 yeats yeat yeat yeat yeat yeat! --- Big yellow joint big yellow joint I'll meet you down at the big yellow joint ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GameReviews 03/31/24 11:48:05 AM #23: |
The obvious answer is sticking your head deep inside of a used Porta potty. While it may be completely terrible and much acutely worse than pretty much all the other options, it is over far quicker than things that would literally be fucking with you for years. I do that once, take a deep shower/clean of myself, and then enjoy my wealth for decades to come.
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Revelation34 03/31/24 11:53:37 AM #24: |
GameReviews posted...
The obvious answer is sticking your head deep inside of a used Porta potty. While it may be completely terrible and much acutely worse than pretty much all the other options, it is over far quicker than things that would literally be fucking with you for years. I do that once, take a deep shower/clean of myself, and then enjoy my wealth for decades to come. The paintballs wouldn't fuck with you for years. --- Gamertag: Kegfarms, BF code: 2033480226, Treasure Cruise code 318,374,355, Steam: Kegfarms, Switch: SW-1900-5502-7912 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Glob 03/31/24 12:10:50 PM #25: |
Metalsonic66 posted... Yeah I'm pretty sure the paintballs would actually kill you Range and the gun would matter. At a distance, getting shot in the stomach with the cheap hire guns just feels like a firm poke. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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adjl 03/31/24 12:38:30 PM #26: |
Yeah, the paintball one's pretty variable, based on parameters not specified. That one could end up amounting to annoying superficial pain, or it could amount to such catastrophic internal bleeding that you'd be lucky to make it onto an OR table, or it could be somewhere in between.
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wpot 03/31/24 12:38:53 PM #27: |
For anyone halfway interested in porn isn't it the portapotty easily? Really nasty for 5 minutes, then you're washed off and done.
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Nichtcrawler-X 03/31/24 12:41:25 PM #28: |
ZayKayWill posted...
I'd disagree, but sure. --- Official Teetotaller of PotD Dovie'andi se tovya sagain! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Sahuagin 03/31/24 12:55:56 PM #29: |
is #1 worse than it seems? cuz that sounds easy. if it doesn't kill me I can endure the pain no problem.
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Playsaver 03/31/24 1:07:33 PM #30: |
How long is a Yeat? Is it like an hour?
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ZayKayWill 03/31/24 2:20:20 PM #31: |
Nichtcrawler-X posted...
I'd disagree, but sure. Disagree about what? --- 4/1/2023 - Super Mario Sunshine>>>>Super Mario 64 Not changing my signature until 50 different people tag me and disagree. 5/50 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JixHedgehog 03/31/24 3:05:04 PM #32: |
*raises hand and puts glasses on* The last option about the "social interactions"... *removes glasses* Does that include people you work with? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ZayKayWill 03/31/24 3:14:49 PM #33: |
JixHedgehog posted...
*raises hand and puts glasses on* Nah. Because you literally have to interact with those people. --- 4/1/2023 - Super Mario Sunshine>>>>Super Mario 64 Not changing my signature until 50 different people tag me and disagree. 5/50 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ParanoidObsessive 03/31/24 3:23:25 PM #34: |
ZayKayWill posted...
Disagree about what? He's being aggressively European again (like always). https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billion --- "Wall of Text'D!" --- oldskoolplayr76 "POwned again." --- blight family ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GameReviews 03/31/24 3:33:26 PM #35: |
Revelation34 posted...
The paintballs wouldn't fuck with you for years.They could cause permanent internal damage, or possibly even kill you. 1000 successive micro traumas to the stomach could probably puncture your stomach. --- Sign here. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FrozenBananas 03/31/24 3:36:45 PM #36: |
Ive gotten welts on my skin from just getting hit with one paintball through jeans and sweatshirt alike. 1000 would ruin my stomach
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SAlYAN 03/31/24 3:49:32 PM #37: |
Portapotty
Hold your breath for a few seconds. Vomit your guts out once it's over. Couple showers, and boom. Enjoy that billionaire life. --- Doesn't take a lot of brains to be a good fighter. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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adjl 03/31/24 4:11:04 PM #38: |
JixHedgehog posted...
*raises hand and puts glasses on* Would you actually be working with people if you were a billionaire? --- This is my signature. It exists to keep people from skipping the last line of my posts. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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dragon504 03/31/24 4:13:09 PM #39: |
Metalsonic66 posted...
Porta potty Yep, could easily prepare a cleaning station next to said porta potty, do the act, and then get to cleaning right after. --- http://myanimelist.net/profile/dragon504 http://followmy.tv/u/dragon504/time_wasted ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FrozenBananas 03/31/24 5:33:50 PM #40: |
Is there going to be a whole news crew recording you do this? I would imagine if its for a billion dollars, people would be talking about.
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LinkPizza 03/31/24 5:37:26 PM #41: |
Eat literally the exact same thing and nothing else for 3 years
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SilentSeph 03/31/24 5:58:41 PM #42: |
I haven't watched porn in a while actually, I could live without it
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ConfusedTorchic 03/31/24 6:35:58 PM #43: |
for a billion dollars?
Stick your head deep inside a used port a potty this is the only choice that isn't some years long punishment. it's a one time, do it once and it's over. go take hot shower, or buy a new face since you have a billion dollars now. --- see my gundams here https://imgur.com/a/F7xKM5r updated 2/28/24; hg rising freedom ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BlueFlameBat 03/31/24 7:13:00 PM #44: |
Playsaver posted...
How long is a Yeat? Is it like an hour?Unfortunately, its probably more like a year. --- I burned down the malt shop where we used to go just because it reminds me of you. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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wwinterj25 03/31/24 7:31:40 PM #45: |
ZayKayWill posted...
Stick your head deep inside a used port a potty This as the options are different here. While it will certainly be unpleasant and I'd throw up after I think I could deal with this. --- One who knows nothing can understand nothing. http://psnprofiles.com/wwinterj ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Yellow 03/31/24 7:56:01 PM #46: |
I pick paint ball because I'm an masochist and would do that for fun/free anyway if you offered. I cheat the system.
GameReviews posted... They could cause permanent internal damage, or possibly even kill you. 1000 successive micro traumas to the stomach would probably puncture something internally.Maybe if you have no fat or abs. I guess it could get bad if it took off the skin at 500 and you were just shooting into an open wound. --- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5C_Wrt6pNSw ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ZayKayWill 03/31/24 8:07:54 PM #47: |
wwinterj25 posted...
This as the options are different here. While it will certainly be unpleasant and I'd throw up after I think I could deal with this. I got a lot of this from the original topic I made 2 years ago. --- 4/1/2023 - Super Mario Sunshine>>>>Super Mario 64 Not changing my signature until 50 different people tag me and disagree. 5/50 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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slacker03150 03/31/24 8:16:31 PM #48: |
Either no television or portable potty. The television one would be exceedingly easy with a billion dollars to occupy my time. Get me books and vacations to far away lands where I couldn't understand the television anyway.
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Person106 03/31/24 11:42:29 PM #49: |
I've never jerked since the 80s, so that's an easy choice. The only reason I don't pick no porn is because I don't know whether the contract would consider it soft porn if I looked at a vixen in a bikini. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JixHedgehog 03/31/24 11:56:21 PM #50: |
ZayKayWill posted... Nah. Because you literally have to interact with those people. In that case, sign me up for the 5 years, easy money *stands up and shakes your hand* ... Copied to Clipboard!
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