Poll of the Day > You have to choose one of these things to do for $1,000,000,000...

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fishy071
04/01/24 12:11:06 AM
#51:


I would choose no jerking off and quitting porn. I'm very against those things so I don't even do them in the first place.

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ZayKayWill
04/01/24 12:12:32 AM
#52:


fishy071 posted...
I would choose no jerking off and quitting porn. I'm very against those things so I don't even do them in the first place.

Against? What?

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PMarth2002
04/01/24 1:20:22 AM
#53:


No irl social interaction would be pretty easy except I live with mom. I'd need some money up front though, I don't know if I could get a job I can WFH.

Could I keep video games and just do no movies and tv if I take a pay cut?


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FatalAccident
04/01/24 1:24:04 AM
#54:


Sarcasthma posted...
I choose all 10 at the same time for $10,000,000,000.
lmfaoo

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04/01/24 4:00:40 AM
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Revelation34
04/01/24 5:54:30 AM
#55:


ZayKayWill posted...


Against? What?


Not doing the first one ever would make them uptight.

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pionear
04/01/24 1:31:09 PM
#57:


Kinda Dealt with #8 for like over 20 Years....
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Whargarble
04/01/24 8:02:00 PM
#58:


Who needs porn with a billion dollars? You can hire a professional. A classy one.

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GGuirao13
04/02/24 1:30:56 AM
#59:


Life without porn.

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Sega_Saturn
04/02/24 1:36:39 AM
#60:


Solitary confinement. Provided that I am just taken care of with basic necessities. Fuck people
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Flappers
04/02/24 3:25:46 PM
#61:


People acting like the port-a-potty isn't a way real people have died.

Just don't jerk off for 5 years, get rich, and then have a mega-orgasm afterwards. Sounds like a win-win to me.

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Zareth
04/02/24 4:01:09 PM
#62:


Do HFOs count for not jerking off?
I'd go for the food one. I wish I could just take a pill that gave me all my nutritional needs and not need to eat at all.

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ZayKayWill
04/02/24 4:02:55 PM
#63:


Some people just don't appreciate a good meal. I will never understand, man.

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Zareth
04/02/24 4:09:42 PM
#64:


a "good meal" usually gives me stomach issues afterwards

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ConfusedTorchic
04/02/24 5:57:30 PM
#65:


Flappers posted...
People acting like the port-a-potty isn't a way real people have died.

Just don't jerk off for 5 years, get rich, and then have a mega-orgasm afterwards. Sounds like a win-win to me.
did those people have a billion fucking dollars afterwards to go to a doctor to see if they're fucked up by anything?

no they probably didn't, which makes it the best choice out of all of them because you can take a few hundred grand and get yourself fixed and still have nine hundred and ninety nine million dollars

that's why the people choosing years long punishments are wild as fuck

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Colonel_Lingus
04/02/24 6:47:42 PM
#66:


The no jerking off thing isn't a punishment if you can get laid, tho

Easy money
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Glob
04/02/24 7:07:46 PM
#67:


Colonel_Lingus posted...
The no jerking off thing isn't a punishment if you can get laid, tho

Easy money

You stop jerking off if youre getting laid? Ive always done both.
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ZayKayWill
04/02/24 7:08:47 PM
#68:


Glob posted...
You stop jerking off if youre getting laid? Ive always done both.

Same.

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LinkPizza
04/03/24 2:13:41 AM
#69:


Colonel_Lingus posted...
The no jerking off thing isn't a punishment if you can get laid, tho

Easy money

Personally, I still jerk off even when I have a BF. We arent always together, anyway

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ConfusedTorchic
04/03/24 3:54:26 AM
#70:


Glob posted...
You stop jerking off if youre getting laid? Ive always done both

i think the dude just told us he's never gotten laid or been in a relationship

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Sarcasthma
04/03/24 4:40:17 AM
#71:


ConfusedTorchic posted...
i think the dude just told us he's never gotten laid or been in a relationship
What? That's one of Farq's accounts.

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Colonel_Lingus
04/03/24 10:39:47 AM
#72:


I'm saying if I can get laid on a regular basis there's less need or desire to jerk off. I'm getting mine when I boogie down with my wife

I'd rather do two person push-ups than snap my own carrot anyway
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ZayKayWill
04/03/24 12:05:25 PM
#73:


Lots of participation in this topic. Makes me happy.

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ConfusedTorchic
04/03/24 3:03:03 PM
#74:


Sarcasthma posted...
What? That's one of Farq's accounts.
i said what i said

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ZayKayWill
04/07/24 12:51:17 AM
#75:


Bump.

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Revelation34
04/07/24 5:47:42 AM
#76:


Flappers posted...
People acting like the port-a-potty isn't a way real people have died.

Just don't jerk off for 5 years, get rich, and then have a mega-orgasm afterwards. Sounds like a win-win to me.


Only drunks.

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SilentSeph
04/07/24 2:14:47 PM
#77:


I watched porn last night which is what I voted for in the poll so I guess no billion dollars for me. Should've went with the porta potty

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Whargarble
04/08/24 3:35:41 AM
#78:


A billionaire doesn't need to use the self service pumps. For 1 billion you can literally hire a professional to live on your property and take care of your urges whenever you want.

I'm referring to a personal chef of course.

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speedpunk
04/08/24 11:46:15 AM
#79:


ZayKayWill posted...
Live outside in unbearingly hot/cold weather without being able to get a house to give you heat/air conditioning for 3 years
This one has been bothering me; seems like certain death from the elements. You say it's unbearable, which should mean that it'll kill you in a matter of days/weeks.

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LinkPizza
04/08/24 1:57:24 PM
#80:


speedpunk posted...
This one has been bothering me; seems like certain death from the elements. You say it's unbearable, which should mean that it'll kill you in a matter of days/weeks.

Unbearable up to right before death, I guess Or to the point where you want to do literally nothing

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