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Harpie
05/05/24 10:28:25 PM
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[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

Im here! My sister is visiting for the weekend, and weve been hanging out during the day and bar hopping at night, so I havent had much time to post. Sorry bout that everyone

Confessionary will resume tomorrow, Monday

get ur buttcheeks ready cause I got a lot to catch up on

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BlazinBlue88
05/05/24 10:37:59 PM
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Harpie posted...
Im here! My sister is visiting for the weekend, and weve been hanging out during the day and bar hopping at night, so I havent had much time to post. Sorry bout that everyone

Confessionary will resume tomorrow, Monday

get ur buttcheeks ready cause I got a lot to catch up on
Have you mentioned us or this topic to her?

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teep_
05/06/24 12:13:08 AM
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Actual photo of Harpie and her siblings:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/d/d478bafb.jpg

Hope you guys have fun!

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05/06/24 4:08:01 PM
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HighSeraph
05/06/24 5:07:26 PM
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Harpie posted...
Confessionary will resume tomorrow, Monday
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Harpie
05/06/24 6:51:15 PM
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"What about her makes you want her over anyone else? Have you allowed yourself to get to know other women enough to restart a close connection?" She was someone I really liked when I did know her. I think what motivated me was the allure. I had dreams about her, and I was convinced that meant something. And breakup music is really appealing to me. It formed my identity to an extent, having that "one that got away". It gave me a purpose, kept me from dying of boredom. I suppose I wanted her over anyone else because of that commitment. It got me into songwriting, and eventually I realized I was only using it as a device to sing about, so that I had something. Writing multiple songs about the one concept with multiple angles was hard, but so is coming up with other stuff now :/ For a while I refused to connect with any other girls. Especially because the one I knew the most was a close friend of my crush. That seems like a minefield. I do have a female friend that I text with on occasion. She's a bit younger so I don't really view her romantically. We get along great though. I think she's taught me stuff about love and chemistry. I struggle with projecting feelings onto her though because of our age difference though. For specifics, we're both highschoolers, she's a couple years younger. I'm certain I'm younger than anyone on this board. And I basically don't know any other girls at all... I'm homeschooled.
Ohhh you're in highschool.. yeah you'll be all right buddy don't worry

Degenerate gamer here again. No, Dream Daddy is still rated T. You could probably get away with playing it at work, assuming your work lets you play games. Some people may give you a side eye, but it wouldn't be something you'd want to hide. Maybe. I assume it doesn't have nudity at least since it's T? Regardless, an example might be...there's a game that came out recently called FlipWitch, a Metroidvania inspired by Momodora. It's a pretty good game, but it's NSFW since the enemies are mostly naked and there's some sex scenes when you complete some side quests or get a game over. Bit overt compared to some stuff I play, but a fun game at its core. You may want to censor the game name since I don't know if the horny ban might hit you or not for mentioning it?
Interesting, I've never thought about NSFW games before. Are they very popular? Have I been living under a rock??
And surely I'm not gonna get bonked for talking about games on GameFAQs lol

[redacted]
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OG NSFW gamer here: I'm just horny I guess. There's something satisfying about putting the effort in and succeeding in unlocking sexy times. As for game names, you might have to redact this but ones I played recently are Huniepop and Winter Memories
Aint nothin wring with that! If it's fun, then it's fun
Wait should I be censoring these?? Hmmm... nah it'll be okay probably

People who jerk off at their PC: how? Mine is in my living room; while I do live alone, the thought of getting it dirty with my ...emissions... doesn't exactly appeal to me
Well I imagine people aren't literally doing it on their PC... Is it seriously that much of a risk?

I have the highest win rate of all the ranking topics ever posted on CE (you know, the 1>2>3>... ones)
I wish I paid attention to those cause I'd have an idea as to who you were. But also congrats for being the coolest kid on ce

I have only three wishes. Riches, world peace, and to [redacted].
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Harpie
05/06/24 7:04:47 PM
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I've always believed that gender is not about what's in the front of your pants but it is about what's in the back of your pants because women don't fart and shit so doesn't matter if you've got a big black behemoth boner as long as you don't fart or shit you are a woman.
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/c/cfd37de3.jpg

The thought of forbidden incestuous relationship turns me on, and so I ship brother/sister relationships in most media.
I cannot relate fam
My top 2 icks are incest and furries
Sorry furries that you had to catch that stray tho

I'm not the guy who's developing a crush on their best friend but I can sympathize. I kind of don't really agree with the notion that a friendship *is enough*, provided that the person who is crushing has genuine strong, powerful feelings for the object of affection, to the point where you feel genuine lovesickness and it really hurts knowing your crush doesn't feel the same way about you. Going even further, it hurts knowing that theyre talking to or even dating other people. Im not saying that youre really wrong for feeling the way that you feel but being on the other end of that, it can feel lower than dirt having your romantic feelings not reciprocated. I could never understand how people could just accept that and just move on as if nothing happened. On another note, regarding finding good friends being harder to find than good partners, I dont find that to be true at all. I do not have many good friends nor have I ever really had a lot. However, I have found that making good friends is easier than finding a partner, period. I just wish you could understand the feeling of utterly aching for someone and when they dont see you that way, feeling like your heart hurts so badly, that you cant be around them as much.
But what is it that you're missing, exactly? What exactly is hurting you so much to not have? This is a genuine question btw.

I think it really depends on the person. For me, finding a partner is definitely easier than a best friend. I'll be honest though, It could be due to how I categorize a partner. I really do envy people who say that they're dating/married their best friend, because that's never happened to me.
I've been in a serious relationship twice. Sure, we were definitely friends at the time, and we got along great (clearly or we wouldn't have been dating lol). However, I've never dated someone I've really connected to on the same level as a best friend.
So because of that, I think finding a partner is easier. Connecting with someone on that level, at least for me, is extremely rare.

When I was 15 I had this girlfriend and I went round to her house and her mom straight up asked me what I was intending to do and I was just like "Ma'am. Do you have a dog? Cause if so I'd [redacted]"
What monstrosity have I started

I slept with my 4th cousin many years ago, we briefly dated too. She was pretty hot and i had a crush on her when we were younger in our teen years. I figured it wasnt a big deal because it was down the line
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Surely no one else in your family knew right?

Furry Danganronpa writer here again. I just wanted to assure you that at no point in the story does anybody [redacted] a dog in [redacted]. There is, however, a very angry and gay rabbit that flirts with an anxiety-ridden dragon a lot, a mouse with a poorly-hidden robot fetish, and a stuttery, stalkery moth who is very, very into the tiger-sheep girl's striped wool. I got up to where I wrote the death for at least two of these characters.
See but that's better because it's animal x animal instead of human x animal. You should def continue this project, you seem to really like the universe you've created. It sounds really interesting!

A few weeks back I was invited to go along to a church service. Figured I had nothing to lose so I'd check it out. The sermon was actually pretty relevant to me tbh. I went and spoke to the priest afterwards. About life, the universe, everything. Told him how I felt lost, that something was missing. He suggested that I needed Jesus. But I told him no. I just wanna [redacted].
This meme has run its course my friends. IT'S OVER

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HighSeraph
05/06/24 7:13:30 PM
#209:


I think I'm gonna drink and send drunk dms to Harpie tonight

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Harpie
05/06/24 7:20:31 PM
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The mods that didn't step down after CE access was limited are complicit in the destruction of CE and GameFAQs
Eh, they're unpaid volunteers they didn't weren't complicit in anything lol

Hey Harpie, good to see you back and your confession topic too! My "confession" is that I really regret how I lost my virginity, I was drunk, of legal age but very young and it was with a stranger. I see Cemen on the board being sad about being virgins still but I'm jealous of their purity because I wish so much that I had waited until I met my current "the one" boyfriend, it would mean I lost my virginity mid 30s but I would prefer that and if I could go back in time and stop stupid younger me, I would, it's dumb but even all these years later I still feel kind of tainted.
I'm sorry that it was a terrible first time. AND also congrats on finding the one!! However, I will say that you're definitely not tainted or dirty in anyway for how it happened.
For women, we are told that a lot that our purity is everything. My 6th grade sex ed teacher pulled aside all the girls in our class and crushed a flower in his hand to demonstrate what sex does to girls. Idk it's a gross mindset and I think that it fucks with too many people's heads.

So I ghosted someone twice. 1st time was 2 years of no contact after we dated. I apologized about it out of the blue one day while I was drunk. He seemed very understanding about it and we became decent long distance online friends for a few months till i decided to ghost again. I reclused myself again because of anxiety and other negative thoughts I had at the time. Well today after almost 3 years of no contact I replied to him to apologize again and tell him a bit why i ghosted in the first place. All he sent back was "oh ok". I feel hurt right now tbh. Am i in the wrong? Idk if i should reply back to him anymore.
You're definitely in the wrong. Ghosting the same person not once, but twice is extremely painful to the other person. If you want to do the best thing, it would be to never message him again and let him have his peace imo. You're not a terrible person for ghosting, I can get it as someone who used to have pretty severe anxiety, but the act of ghosting is terrible.
There's no point to beating yourself up about it anymore, since it's done, but do him the favor of leaving him alone this time

I am a fairly longtime lurker of the boards (never once posted) and I just have to say that it is impressive how level headed you've managed to remain with all of the stuff you've gone through in your life. You've got a good head on your shoulders and I am glad to see that your life has turned out pretty well so far.
I'm mostly level-headed lol. I'm definitely not gonna try to pretend I have all my shit together, because I don't. I probably drink a little too much, procrastinate a little too long, and have hurt people that I love before. Thank you for the compliment, though. I'm doing my best just like most everyone else on this planet ^^

Pics of Harpie's sister's [redacted]
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/f/f07189b3.jpg

How ce responds to some cegals is a great example of the Madonna/whore complex and pretty privilege
Can someone explain to me what this is I'm too lazy to look it up

Imagine being transported back in time. Not just a few years or whatever but like way way back. To the early ages of humanity. Or even further, back to dinosaur times or something. It sounds cool at first, but think about it. It'd be awful. None of the food you're used to, not even familiar landscape features, no [redacted], nothing...
The amount of confessions I'm having to skip entirely is increasing exponentially with the rise of the dog meme.
DO YOU FORGET WHO HAS POWER, HERE??
ME.
IT'S ME.
DO NOT FORGET YOUR PLACE IN THIS SOCIETY

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Harpie
05/06/24 7:28:54 PM
#212:


I want to put my Rick in your ear. no that's not a typo.
Like the pickle? Pickle Rick?? Isnt that the mad scientist guy because I'm not sure he would appreciate that

I secretly wish I could walk around my house in women's comfy wear. Like spaghetti string tops, cloth short shorts, and some cute panties with a bear on the butt.
That'd be cute! You should try it in your bedroom if you haven't already

I kinda feel like once I establish a certian trait about myself, like doing something regularly or liking or disliking something, etc, I have to stick to it no matter what around people who knew it. Like for example... I just straight up don't generally feel comfortable playing a game from a genre / franchise I haven't liked in the past, if it's around my partner or other people who've known me a long time. It's to the point that it's often been a huge relief when I've had to leave somewhere and the people I knew there. I don't want to [redacted] anymore but how can I tell everyone that? (Okay this is a serious confession, I just couldn't resist referencing the meme at the end.)
I reread this confession 4 times over and I'm still not 100% sure of what you're saying

When I was 13 I snuck into a Snoop Dogg show with some friends from school. We found a dropped joint and smoked it, and got so fucked up that we don't really remember what happened after that. I didn't even know who or what a Snoop Dogg was at the time, but hey, if your friends jump off a bridge... anyway, ever since that day. I've always had this weird feeling of wanting [redacted].
Damn I wish I had the balls to sneak into a show wtf. The best I've ever done is the movie theaters lol

I know where Cotton Eye Joe came from. And I'm about 70% certain regarding where he went, too.
Holy shit this is BIG. HUGE, even. Where are you thinking?? This man has been missing for 30 years

Furry Danganronpa writer here again. I definitely do like the world and characters I created (it actually has no ties or references to the games, I just stole the storytelling structure) and I'm glad you think it sounds interesting, but I don't know how I would go about sharing it with others at this point if I were to continue.
You don't publish it to AO3 or the like? That's where i read most of my fanfiction and lil stories >.>

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Harpie
05/06/24 7:33:34 PM
#213:


BlazinBlue88 posted...
Have you mentioned us or this topic to her?
Nah, CE is just for me. She knows about the discord though and would probably recognize some peeps from the MarioKart races I used to host. No one on ce could best my sister at Kart

teep_ posted...
Actual photo of Harpie and her siblings:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/forum/d/d478bafb.jpg

Hope you guys have fun!
We had the mostest fun. There's a ton of nightlife near where I live, and yesterday being Cinco de Mayo we went a lil crazy lol

HighSeraph posted...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g95xIxkL16w
SHUSH

HighSeraph posted...
I think I'm gonna drink and send drunk dms to Harpie tonight
My body's ready

[LFAQs-redacted-quote]

My body's also ready I think??

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HighSeraph
05/06/24 8:46:09 PM
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Harpie posted...
My body's ready
it'll be quite saucy

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Sufferedphoenix
05/07/24 12:22:14 AM
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So another one where I'm kind of a hypocrit. I used to do drugs and didn't care for when people fucked with me while I was high.

Well in the prison I caught a dude just as he finished smoking some I assume k2. He darted off. Left his keys so I took them. I proceeded to watch this guy for almost a hour frantically search for his keys. After he was sober I came up and said looking for these? You shouldn't leave them laying around man there are thieves in here. He thanked me and went about his business.

Difference is though in prison getting high or fucked up in general can be a lot more problematic than me and a few friends. (Some inmates dont tolerate stupidity) By doing what I did it kept him busy till he was sober and technically I shoulda cuffed him so I actually did go easy on him. I only feel bad that I kinda used it as a source of entertainment. That job could be really boring.

He wasn't a bad kid. Just kinda dumb.

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deanshow
05/07/24 1:11:55 PM
#217:


Holy shit I was sifting through my GDrive for a script and I found the 2018 CE Confessions page, yall want me to post some of the shit you guys sent me?
Update: I also found some 2016 ones too.

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HighSeraph
05/07/24 1:19:52 PM
#218:


deanshow posted...
Holy shit I was sifting through my GDrive for a script and I found the 2018 CE Confessions page, yall want me to post some of the shit you guys sent me?
Update: I also found some 2016 ones too.
Do it.

Harpie never responded to my drunk dm ._.

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deanshow
05/07/24 1:31:23 PM
#219:


From 2016:
I stole my friends Bitcoins back when they were only worth a few hundred as a joke. But now its turned into such a big deal i can never admit what i did. So now i have over $100k in bitcoin.

I'm sad that it's 2018 and I still gotta pretend to be a dude on the internet to have a normal time. I understand it's only a few creepy outliers, but damn. Why you freakos gotta ruin everything.

I'm actually a girl but I don't openly let that fact known on CE because the way female posters are treated here is beyond creepy and unusual and I'd rather not deal with that.
Hey Vegy

Who am I?
I lost my virginity in a toilet cubicle.
I am mixed race.
I am in my 30s.
I have been using the site on and off for almost 2 decades.
I have often stated that I believe all drugs should be legal and the government has no business telling us what we can consume.
I recently went through a career change

Who am I?

Gavi in a prison jumpsuit

(some weirdo kept sending graphic shit about Japanese prisoner camps in 16' and 18', I ain't posting that)

2018:

I have a crush on [redacted]

There's so many messages about this particular person, that's it 's easy to point out who sent those messages.

There was an old CEgal who went by [name redacted] and I stalked her IRL. I live in [fuck off redacted] which is like a 20 minute drive away from [redacted] and she one time mentioned working at [redacted.] She also had her picture in her signature at the time and I thought she was really hot. So I would go to her work place just to see her probably 3-4 times a week. I would take photos of her without her knowing and camp out at night to see which vehicle she got into. I got close to following her home multiple times but never got that far. I don't know why I did it. I'm a pretty normal person just sometimes I want to give people the feeling that someone is watching and following them.

That's really fucking weird

There must be something wrong with me, I like watching people cry. I feel that when I see them cry I have an edge or leverage over them because I can make fun of them and they showed weakness. That is why I began the warned general topics and why like to get people banned I imagine I make them cry. That way I feel better about my disease that requires I get colonoscopies :(



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HighSeraph
05/07/24 9:49:53 PM
#220:


@deanshow Anything about me? I must know!

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deanshow
05/07/24 10:22:01 PM
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HighSeraph posted...
@deanshow Anything about me? I must know!
Did you go by another name? There might be

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teep_
05/08/24 4:18:55 PM
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Bump

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HighSeraph
05/08/24 4:44:30 PM
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Did you go by another name?
CrimsonAngel/Crimsoness

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deanshow
05/08/24 9:43:24 PM
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HighSeraph posted...
CrimsonAngel/Crimsoness
Oh fuck yeah there was some about you haha

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Trumble
05/08/24 11:51:51 PM
#225:


Guys I think Harpie is dead

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HighSeraph
05/08/24 11:55:46 PM
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Trumble posted...
Guys I think Harpie is dead
She had a bad day if her other topic is any indication so it's okay

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Trumble
05/09/24 12:11:43 AM
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HighSeraph posted...
She had a bad day if her other topic is any indication so it's okay
Dying would be a pretty bad day.

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teep_
05/09/24 2:09:26 AM
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HaRIPie

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Harpie
05/09/24 9:34:15 PM
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I'm the one who slept with my 4th cousin, my parents knew as did my grandma. Nobody took issue with it, she was far enough down the line in my opinion.
Interesting, do you think you wouldve let the relationship get more serious had the situation allowed it?

Furry Danganronpa writer here again. What's AO3? I was posting it to a fairly big furry-focused site due to the cast, but due to the nature of all the porn that gets posted on that site I probably can't even name it on GameFAQs under our new puritan laws, but iykyk. It didn't attract any audience there. Probably due to a lack of [redacted] dogs in [redacted].
AO3 is like the biggest open-source fanfic site on the internet. I used to read Wattpad stories but it became pay to play. It has every genre out there and you could probably reach a wider audience

Degenerate Gamer here again. NSFW games have probably been around for almost as long as there have been games. Think of any media at any point in time, there's always going to be a small portion of it dedicated to NSFW stuff (pornos, smut books, cartoons, etc). I'd say NSFW games are getting more and more popular and mainstream (to a point) these days. OG NSFW mentioned Huniepop. Huniepop was, by all means, a huge success for what it was. Fun gameplay and you got to see boobs at the end. Mainstream review sites reviewed it. That isn't to say all NSFW games are successes or popular. Steam now allows NSFW games on its platform. Itch.io has tons of NSFW games that independent developers can upload and share. Those are just the mainstream sites. There's countless other NSFW sites where NSFW games get shared. Again, quality can be give and take, but if you know what you like, you can find something for it.
If any are F2P or low cost then Ill definitely have a lil look around

Different NSFW game guy here. I basically only crank that soulja hog to porno games. It all started on newgrounds with the Love Hina Date Sim....
LOL good to know thanks for ur contribution

I wish there were, like, more good console dating sims. I want some, like, Tokimeki Memorial shit but idk where to look, especially since I can't read or speak Japanese.
No worries the above posters gotchu

Crimsoness is really annoying me with the blatant ignoring and acting like a fake friend. :/
Ur the fake friend for talking behind her back tho

Also not the person who posted the cofession about crushing on their best friend, but why not talk about it with her? If you two have such a strong friendship, wouldn't a discussion like this be a good thing? You clearly know her better than any of us.
This is a great point! It really depends on your relationship, youd know best, but if you guys are close enough bringing it up in a non-confrontational way could possibly help both of you- no matter the outcome.

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Harpie
05/09/24 9:37:26 PM
#230:


Ok you were right. I made the ghosting someone for like 5 years confession yesterday (2 + 3 years). I did try to say Hello again earlier today and he just left me on read. Part of me still thinks he'll eventually reply back though. Thing is we are actually part of three online groups and it's weird seeing his name online and I wonder if he feels the same too? Idk probably not. I've done some digging and he might already be in another relationship now. Well he was in one last time I even chatted with him so I don't see the problem with me trying to contact him again tbh.. I feel kind of childish even thinking like this tbh I've just been lonely lately. I used to have a lot of friends but slowly stopped talking to them and they did the same with me. Used to not think much about it but now it's really hurting, damn. I think I ghost people because I don't want to get too attached in case they do the same with me. I don't even like logging into my regular social media now since it hurts to see all the messages of people I knew irl saying Hello from a few years ago that I just never responded to back.
Ghosting people so they dont get too attached is something I used to be real bad at >.>
Just leave him alone at this point tho, its over

started my first day at work and I'm having horrible Fortnite withdrawals. I genuinely cannot breathe
Ur condition is terminal, nothing u can do fortnite is a terrible disease

Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down, Never gonna run around and desert you, Never gonna make you cry, Never gonna say goodbye, Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you


Dear, Harpie..thank you for being a great crush on many CEers over the years, and why not? Youre super cute! I think I have a sign message from you that dates back years. Keep your chin up, just like you have been. Oh, yeah amajrpgs or wrpgs?
Aww thank you!! Idk what a wrpg is so a jrpg it is

I have a crush on Frieren.
Who dat

The people obsessed with those Reddit users are really funny, calling the Reddit users losers while not realizing spending their entire day thinking about them and stalking them makes them losers as well. It sure is funny though reading.
I think everyones a loser in this situation

See, I'm not festive, but I quite like presents Don't wanna die, but I quite like heaven Wanna good place, but I don't like waiting Wanna go crazy, but I'm not patient Wanna be smart, but I don't like learning I wanna be rich, but it takes time earning Wanna be fit, but I don't like running Then I see you and I wish I done something
What does it all meanNNNNN

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HighSeraph
05/09/24 9:38:20 PM
#231:


Not gonna lie Harpie before you edited I thought you were confessing to sleeping with your cousin lol
Harpie posted...
Crimsoness is really annoying me with the blatant ignoring and acting like a fake friend. :/
I know who this is ._.

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Harpie
05/09/24 9:38:27 PM
#232:


my body is ready

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Harpie
05/09/24 9:39:28 PM
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HighSeraph posted...
Not gonna lie Harpie before you edited I thought you were confessing to sleeping with your cousin lol

I know who this is ._.
LOL NoOooooo
pls never accuse me of such a crime my body is nOT ready

Now you know who your fake friend is

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HighSeraph
05/09/24 10:03:58 PM
#234:


Welp I just unfriended everyone on discord because of that confession ._.

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Harpie
05/09/24 10:11:25 PM
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Welp I just unfriended everyone on discord because of that confession ._.
LOL crim pls not the rash decisions!!

i have a conspiracy theory that crimsoness isnt the OG crimsonangel. or she just posted fake pics in the past because she looks really different in her selfies than she did from back then.
:o
The plot thickens
I can personally attest, with my Official Harpie Stamp, that those two accounts are the same person

I'm the one who slept with his fourth cousin, it could have turned into a long term thing but we were at different points in our lives so it didn't go very far.
i'm happy for you or sorry that happened

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BlazinBlue88
05/09/24 10:17:00 PM
#236:


Harpie posted...
i'm happy for you or sorry that happened

It really is hard to figure out which is the appropriate response. Lol

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BlazinBlue88
05/10/24 11:20:46 PM
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Is Harp bored of this topic?

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thronedfire2
05/11/24 8:37:19 PM
#239:


she has time to take break

CE seems much slower now so the topic won't purge

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05/12/24 4:04:21 PM
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HighSeraph
05/12/24 4:33:46 PM
#240:


Anymore people shit talking me?

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Anony1125
05/12/24 5:01:59 PM
#241:


I heard HighSeraph shot a man in Reno

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Heineken14
05/12/24 5:06:01 PM
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Harpie posted...
I can personally attest, with my Official Harpie Stamp, that those two accounts are the same person

A Harpie Tramp Stamp!?!

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BlazinBlue88
05/12/24 8:37:19 PM
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Heineken14 posted...
A Harpie Tramp Stamp!?!
Rude.

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Trumble
05/12/24 10:08:05 PM
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BlazinBlue88 posted...
Rude.
Better that than a Harpie Trump Stamp. Whatever the heck that might be.

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Trumble
05/12/24 10:08:31 PM
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Omfg we should totally convince MAGAs to get "Trump Stamps".

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teep_
05/14/24 1:24:03 AM
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I believe in Harpie Dent

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05/14/24 4:42:35 AM
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teep_ posted...
I believe in Harpie Dent
That two-faced buzzard! Poro!
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Harpie
05/16/24 2:30:23 AM
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Tbh when you first started posting here (or when I first started noticed you posting here) I found you to be really obnoxious and annoying. I figured you were just another lame attention seeker and drama stirrer. So much so that you even put a friend of mine on blast for something they did. Nowadays though you are significantly better and I actually view you as one of the better posters now. Im still annoyed that so many people on here simp for any female that posts on CE, but thats obviously not a you thing. Thats a simps need to stop being annoying simps thing. Anyway, I guess kudos for you for transforming into a pretty chill poster I guess. Cheers.
Yeah turns out 16 year olds are extremely annoying and I was not an exception.. sorry bout that everyone

If half of the population has VAGINAS, then how come I've never seen one irl? Checkmate, atheists
How often you lookin at peoples junk though??

The person who mentioned Crimsoness is right about the pictures, I do believe she is the same person as her OG account but years ago she did post a very different picture which in comparison to her selfies clearly wasn't really her.
Nah, I disagree. Its been about 10 years difference, and women are also shapeshifters so that helps too

For the past two years I've been having very heavy periods, to the point where I had to stop using tampons because they'd get soaked as soon as I inserted one, so I switched to heavy-duty pads which are better but due to the amount of bleeding still don't always contain the blood, my problem is the blood "fans" out at the back, so for a solution I did what any sensible woman would do and looked on the reddit periods sub. I saw some posts mentioning that stuffing toilet paper into your butt crack can help with this issue, so I tried it and it really did help, I would wear tight shorts over my underwear to keep everything in place. So a couple of months ago I was on my period and just before going to work I did the toilet paper stuffed into butt crack thing but had no clean shorts to wear so had to rely on just my undies to keep it all secure. At one point I could feel the tissue begin to move up my crack a little, I kept meaning to go to the toilet and clean up ect but was so busy I didn't manage to do so for a good few hours. So when I finally got to go, I was very shocked to see the toilet paper had "disappeared", I felt around my butt, looked in my underwear, around the toilet in the toilet but I could not see that damn bloody wedge! I retraced my steps but I never saw it so if it fell out somewhere I don't know where it ended up, I was so embarrassed I can't see how it could have fell out, I assumed I would feel it specially as it would have had to escape via the waistband on my underwear / legs of my pants
Holy shit NOOO nooo NOOOOOO not the TOILET PAPER IN THE CRACK

When I first got the copper IUD, my periods became more bloody than WW2. I had to replace an ultra tampon + overnight pad every 45-60 minutes for nearly a WEEK. Smh maybe the menstrual cup would have worked better? Who knows.

This is giving me nam flashbacks to shoving toilet paper in my undies right before karate class, since I didnt have a tampon or pad and neither did the bathroom. Within about 15 minutes I noticed little bloodstained bits of TP appearing all over the sparring mat.. I about died. I tried to leave the mat asap but THEN THE INSTRUCTOR CALLED ME OUT in front of the ENTIRE class of mostly 13-17 year old boys
It took me awhile to recover from the shame ngl.

Period products should be as standard as having TP in bathrooms and no one will ever convince me otherwise

Crimsoness alluded a few times to another source of income that made her job borderline unnecessary, and now she does all these giveaways. You reckon it's OF? I know she's talked about potentially doing that before. I love the thought that it is because CE is always so whiny about the unfairness of women being able to make money that way, so the idea that CE as a whole is now profiting on it is really funny to me.
Eh, I would rather not involve myself in trying to guess if other cegals have an OF or not tbh it feels a lil icky

I think the idea of brother/sister incest is hot tbh. Age/power dynamics not so much. I think it's the idea of two people who have grown up together and know everything about each other. It just feels more romantic, like they have a closer connection. Don't actually have a sister of course, so it's purely theoretical.
When I was a teenager, my dad remarried another woman with a son around my age and he was cute asf. He lived with his dad, so we never actually interacted but I was reallllly into step sibling fanfics for a few months there >.>

Degenerate Gamer here again. I'll list a couple less mainstream sites, though I'll caution that the first one list might have some piracy? Hard to tell sometimes if it's just someone advertising their game vs making it available to the users there as the dev vs someone pirating it. I definitely think some games listed there are pirating it (which I don't advocate for. This is just to open the doors for NSFW games). f95zone (possibly has pirated games, use at your own risk) and tfgames (indie developers listing their site with a focus on transformations. most are free, but some are successful enough they are listed on Steam. No pirating here).
Thank you for your contribution towards my own degeneracy journey

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Harpie
05/16/24 2:30:33 AM
#250:


im back bby

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