Poll of the Day > This girl at work got a claim about demons injuring someone

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Jen0125 04/18/17 8:30:12 PM #1:	Our insured claims she has two personal demons that follow her from home to home. And in this home they live in her basement. Her nephew (early 30s in age) came over to get some stuff out of her basement and the insured started freaking out because she could sense the demon was around. She said she was gonna close some door to a bedroom where the demons hang out and her nephew (who claims to be a sensitive and can see demons and spirits) told her hey I see the demon there just leave him alone. And she starts shouting GO AWAY DEMON! LEAVE US BE DEMON! Over and over again. Well what they claim happened is the demon lifted the nephew off the ground and slammed him into the ceiling. Then it dropped him onto an oak table that got smashed. He tore a meniscus in his knee and has to get a full knee replacement, broke three ribs, and had a lot of soft tissue injury. I just don't know about some people. --- http://i.imgur.com/4ihiyS2.jpg "I am not gay! Can't you get that through your head? I am very much aroused at the site of a naked woman!" - Dan0429 <cite>Jen0125 posted [p:877459785] in This girl ... [t:75253572]...</cite> <quote>Our insured claims she has two personal demons that follow her from home to home. And in this home they live in her basement. Her nephew (early 30s in age) came over to get some stuff out of her basement and the insured started freaking out because she could sense the demon was around. She said she was gonna close some door to a bedroom where the demons hang out and her nephew (who claims to be a sensitive and can see demons and spirits) told her hey I see the demon there just leave him alone. And she starts shouting GO AWAY DEMON! LEAVE US BE DEMON! Over and over again. Well what they claim happened is the demon lifted the nephew off the ground and slammed him into the ceiling. Then it dropped him onto an oak table that got smashed. He tore a meniscus in his knee and has to get a full knee replacement, broke three ribs, and had a lot of soft tissue injury. I just don't know about some people.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RCtheWSBC 04/18/17 8:32:09 PM #2:	I do not even --- http://i.imgur.com/M489ly5.jpg the White-Sounding Black Chick <cite>RCtheWSBC posted [p:877459899] in This girl ... [t:75253572]...</cite> <quote>I do not even</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheWorstPoster 04/18/17 8:32:23 PM #3:	Pics <cite>TheWorstPoster posted [p:877459919] in This girl ... [t:75253572]...</cite> <quote>Pics</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
dragon504 04/18/17 8:32:25 PM #4:	the horses name is demon D: --- http://myanimelist.net/profile/dragon504 http://followmy.tv/u/dragon504/time_wasted <cite>dragon504 posted [p:877459923] in This girl ... [t:75253572]...</cite> <quote>the horses name is demon D:</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RCtheWSBC 04/18/17 8:35:00 PM #5:	Just... how could all that physical injury happen to one person in that setting? Like, how could it really happen because lmao a demon? --- http://i.imgur.com/M489ly5.jpg the White-Sounding Black Chick <cite>RCtheWSBC posted [p:877460085] in This girl ... [t:75253572]...</cite> <quote>Just... how could all that physical injury happen to one person in that setting? Like, how could it really happen because lmao a demon?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Erik_P 04/18/17 8:35:32 PM #6:	It could've happened. But does your insurance even cover malevolent forces? --- #welchingalldayerrday <cite>Erik_P posted [p:877460124] in This girl ... [t:75253572]...</cite> <quote>It could've happened. But does your insurance even cover malevolent forces?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jamieyello3 04/18/17 8:37:20 PM #7:	Erik_P posted... It could've happened. No it couldn't have. They're either dumb asses to the next level or they're hiding something. <cite>jamieyello3 posted [p:877460233] in This girl ... [t:75253572]...</cite> <quote><cite>Erik_P posted...</cite> <quote>It could've happened.</quote> No it couldn't have. They're either dumb asses to the next level or they're hiding something.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RCtheWSBC 04/18/17 8:37:35 PM #8:	Erik_P posted... It could've happened. hahahahah --- http://i.imgur.com/M489ly5.jpg the White-Sounding Black Chick <cite>RCtheWSBC posted [p:877460242] in This girl ... [t:75253572]...</cite> <quote><cite>Erik_P posted...</cite> <quote>It could've happened.</quote> hahahahah</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jen0125 04/18/17 8:41:16 PM #9:	RCtheWSBC posted... Just... how could all that physical injury happen to one person in that setting? Like, how could it really happen because lmao a demon? Who fucking knows dude --- http://i.imgur.com/4ihiyS2.jpg "I am not gay! Can't you get that through your head? I am very much aroused at the site of a naked woman!" - Dan0429 <cite>Jen0125 posted [p:877460524] in This girl ... [t:75253572]...</cite> <quote><cite>RCtheWSBC posted...</cite> <quote>Just... how could all that physical injury happen to one person in that setting? Like, how could it really happen because lmao a demon?</quote> Who fucking knows dude</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kyuubi4269 04/18/17 8:42:20 PM #10:	Look for evidence of indoor trampolining. --- RIP_Supa posted... I've seen some stuff <cite>Kyuubi4269 posted [p:877460608] in This girl ... [t:75253572]...</cite> <quote>Look for evidence of indoor trampolining.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GanonsSpirit 04/18/17 8:44:22 PM #11:	Maybe it was an inner demon, like alcoholism. --- http://i.imgur.com/tsQUpxC.jpg Thanks, Nade Duck! [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|\|]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] <cite>GanonsSpirit posted [p:877460760] in This girl ... [t:75253572]...</cite> <quote>Maybe it was an inner demon, like alcoholism.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RCtheWSBC 04/18/17 8:46:48 PM #12:	Dude this reminded me of this theology teacher I had in high school who spent a class telling us about a demon girl who would haunt him in the middle of the night. He told us she would sit on his chest, but he couldn't get it from under her, and then she would claw at his face and chest. fucking nutty shit, i couldn't keep a straight face and I sat in the front row --- http://i.imgur.com/M489ly5.jpg the White-Sounding Black Chick <cite>RCtheWSBC posted [p:877460942] in This girl ... [t:75253572]...</cite> <quote>Dude this reminded me of this theology teacher I had in high school who spent a class telling us about a demon girl who would haunt him in the middle of the night. He told us she would sit on his chest, but he couldn't get it from under her, and then she would claw at his face and chest. fucking nutty shit, i couldn't keep a straight face and I sat in the front row</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jen0125 04/18/17 8:48:17 PM #13:	Sounds like sleep paralysis tbh --- http://i.imgur.com/4ihiyS2.jpg "I am not gay! Can't you get that through your head? I am very much aroused at the site of a naked woman!" - Dan0429 <cite>Jen0125 posted [p:877461051] in This girl ... [t:75253572]...</cite> <quote>Sounds like sleep paralysis tbh</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RCtheWSBC 04/18/17 8:48:39 PM #14:	No Jen, he woke up with scratches on his face! it was a deeeemon chiiiiild --- http://i.imgur.com/M489ly5.jpg the White-Sounding Black Chick <cite>RCtheWSBC posted [p:877461071] in This girl ... [t:75253572]...</cite> <quote>No Jen, he woke up with scratches on his face! it was a deeeemon chiiiiild</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VapeMassTree 04/18/17 8:54:11 PM #15:	<cite>VapeMassTree posted [p:877461418] in This girl ... [t:75253572]...</cite> <quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MasterSword546 04/18/17 8:57:16 PM #16:	Erik_P posted... But does your insurance even cover malevolent forces? This is the real question --- I'm going to marry Taylor Swift one day <3 PSN: Raptix546 http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8pc2f7m0W1rzv84ho2_500.gif <cite>MasterSword546 posted [p:877461620] in This girl ... [t:75253572]...</cite> <quote><cite>Erik_P posted...</cite> <quote>But does your insurance even cover malevolent forces?</quote> This is the real question</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jen0125 04/18/17 8:58:49 PM #17:	MasterSword546 posted... Erik_P posted... But does your insurance even cover malevolent forces? This is the real question No it definitely doesn't. In order for us to make a liability settlement on that claim the insured needs to be negligent. She can't control demons and the nephew knew they were down there. Horror movie lesson #1 do not fuck wit demons y'all --- http://i.imgur.com/4ihiyS2.jpg "I am not gay! Can't you get that through your head? I am very much aroused at the site of a naked woman!" - Dan0429 <cite>Jen0125 posted [p:877461706] in This girl ... [t:75253572]...</cite> <quote><cite>MasterSword546 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Erik_P posted...</cite> <quote>But does your insurance even cover malevolent forces?</quote> This is the real question</quote> No it definitely doesn't. In order for us to make a liability settlement on that claim the insured needs to be negligent. She can't control demons and the nephew knew they were down there. Horror movie lesson #1 do not fuck wit demons y'all</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheCyborgNinja 04/18/17 9:06:35 PM #18:	This is why when somebody says they're religious, I immediately take them less seriously than I previously had. --- "message parlor" ? do you mean the post office ? - SlayerX888 <cite>TheCyborgNinja posted [p:877462229] in This girl ... [t:75253572]...</cite> <quote>This is why when somebody says they're religious, I immediately take them less seriously than I previously had.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wolfy42 04/18/17 9:07:21 PM #19:	I bet it was Quigonzel:) --- No duckies, just drowning. <cite>wolfy42 posted [p:877462275] in This girl ... [t:75253572]...</cite> <quote>I bet it was Quigonzel:)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AverageBoss 04/18/17 9:27:59 PM #20:	RCtheWSBC posted... Dude this reminded me of this theology teacher I had in high school who spent a class telling us about a demon girl who would haunt him in the middle of the night. He told us she would sit on his chest, but he couldn't get it from under her, and then she would claw at his face and chest. fucking nutty shit, i couldn't keep a straight face and I sat in the front row Actually sounds like a rare sleep disorder related to waking dreams and sleep paralysis (I forget its name). In Asain and other Eastern countries, the afflicted usually see ghosts and demons. In western countries, the afflicted usually see aliens, zombies, or other more popular western creatures. It is a really terrifying disorder for those that have it, and its easy to see why those that do might feel they are haunted. <cite>AverageBoss posted [p:877463619] in This girl ... [t:75253572]...</cite> <quote><cite>RCtheWSBC posted...</cite> <quote>Dude this reminded me of this theology teacher I had in high school who spent a class telling us about a demon girl who would haunt him in the middle of the night. He told us she would sit on his chest, but he couldn't get it from under her, and then she would claw at his face and chest. fucking nutty shit, i couldn't keep a straight face and I sat in the front row</quote> Actually sounds like a rare sleep disorder related to waking dreams and sleep paralysis (I forget its name). In Asain and other Eastern countries, the afflicted usually see ghosts and demons. In western countries, the afflicted usually see aliens, zombies, or other more popular western creatures. It is a really terrifying disorder for those that have it, and its easy to see why those that do might feel they are haunted.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Veedrock- 04/18/17 9:36:43 PM #21:	dragon504 posted... the horses name is demon D: I laughed. --- My friends call me Vee. I'm not your friend, buddy. <cite>Veedrock- posted [p:877464209] in This girl ... [t:75253572]...</cite> <quote><cite>dragon504 posted...</cite> <quote>the horses name is demon D:</quote> I laughed.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wwinterj25 04/18/17 9:37:51 PM #22:	Jen0125 posted... Our insured claims she has two personal demons that follow her from home to home. And in this home they live in her basement. I can confirm one of these "demons" is me. Sorry. --- One who knows nothing can understand nothing. http://psnprofiles.com/wwinterj - http://i.imgur.com/kDysIcd.gif <cite>wwinterj25 posted [p:877464292] in This girl ... [t:75253572]...</cite> <quote><cite>Jen0125 posted...</cite> <quote>Our insured claims she has two personal demons that follow her from home to home. And in this home they live in her basement. </quote> I can confirm one of these "demons" is me. Sorry.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Smarkil 04/19/17 12:16:19 AM #23:	Jen0125 posted... No it definitely doesn't. In order for us to make a liability settlement on that claim the insured needs to be negligent. She can't control demons and the nephew knew they were down there. Horror movie lesson #1 do not fuck wit demons y'all Hey, if it covers acts of god I think it should cover acts of satan too. That really doesn't seem fair. --- I find myself identifying strongly with Hitler - Blighboy <cite>Smarkil posted [p:877473467] in This girl ... [t:75253572]...</cite> <quote><cite>Jen0125 posted...</cite> <quote>No it definitely doesn't. In order for us to make a liability settlement on that claim the insured needs to be negligent. She can't control demons and the nephew knew they were down there. Horror movie lesson #1 do not fuck wit demons y'all </quote> Hey, if it covers acts of god I think it should cover acts of satan too. That really doesn't seem fair.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RIP_Supa 04/19/17 12:28:23 AM #24:	That ain't no insurance claimant. It's the god damn Loch-Ness monster! Don't give it any money! You give it a dollar, it's gonna assume you got more! --- In my opinion. <cite>RIP_Supa posted [p:877474064] in This girl ... [t:75253572]...</cite> <quote>That ain't no insurance claimant. It's the god damn Loch-Ness monster! Don't give it any money! You give it a dollar, it's gonna assume you got more!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zeus 04/19/17 12:31:17 AM #25:	I know that "Acts of God" generally aren't covered, but how about "Acts of Satan"? --- (\/)(\/)\|-\| In Zeus We Trust: All Others Pay Cash <cite>Zeus posted [p:877474203] in This girl ... [t:75253572]...</cite> <quote>I know that "Acts of God" generally aren't covered, but how about "Acts of Satan"?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kanaya413 04/19/17 12:40:52 AM #26:	RIP_Supa posted... That ain't no insurance claimant. It's the god damn Loch-Ness monster! Don't give it any money! You give it a dollar, it's gonna assume you got more! Aadfjklol --- Official Secretary of Kyogre's Cascade!!! FC: 5086-1980-2580 IGN: Vivi TSV 4077 Silent Chexmix: "Toxapex is Trump's wall in pixel form." <cite>Kanaya413 posted [p:877474655] in This girl ... [t:75253572]...</cite> <quote><cite>RIP_Supa posted...</cite> <quote>That ain't no insurance claimant. It's the god damn Loch-Ness monster! Don't give it any money! You give it a dollar, it's gonna assume you got more!</quote> Aadfjklol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RedPixel 04/19/17 6:56:30 AM #27:	Must have smoked too many marijuanas <cite>RedPixel posted [p:877484168] in This girl ... [t:75253572]...</cite> <quote>Must have smoked too many marijuanas</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Jen0125 04/19/17 10:03:44 AM #28:	Smarkil posted... Jen0125 posted... No it definitely doesn't. In order for us to make a liability settlement on that claim the insured needs to be negligent. She can't control demons and the nephew knew they were down there. Horror movie lesson #1 do not fuck wit demons y'all Hey, if it covers acts of god I think it should cover acts of satan too. That really doesn't seem fair. Liability insurance doesn't cover acts of God. Your section one coverage would, but not liability. Learn to insurance, you fucking pleb. --- http://i.imgur.com/4ihiyS2.jpg "I am not gay! Can't you get that through your head? I am very much aroused at the site of a naked woman!" - Dan0429 <cite>Jen0125 posted [p:877490014] in This girl ... [t:75253572]...</cite> <quote><cite>Smarkil posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Jen0125 posted...</cite> <quote>No it definitely doesn't. In order for us to make a liability settlement on that claim the insured needs to be negligent. She can't control demons and the nephew knew they were down there. Horror movie lesson #1 do not fuck wit demons y'all </quote> Hey, if it covers acts of god I think it should cover acts of satan too. That really doesn't seem fair.</quote> Liability insurance doesn't cover acts of God. Your section one coverage would, but not liability. Learn to insurance, you fucking pleb.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Firewood18 04/19/17 12:11:14 PM #30:	Next time I talk to my insurance broker I'm going to ask if there is any coverage for exorcism fallout just to see the look on her face. --- Nobody is perfect. Well, one guy was but we killed him. <cite>Firewood18 posted [p:877496405] in This girl ... [t:75253572]...</cite> <quote>Next time I talk to my insurance broker I'm going to ask if there is any coverage for exorcism fallout just to see the look on her face.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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