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NeonOctopus 07/29/17 6:38:04 PM #1:	https://webmshare.com/play/wKWaR ~~It's not even juicing a real fruit lmao~~ --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:883832869] in Do dumbass... [t:75618392]...</cite> <quote>https://webmshare.com/play/wKWaR It's not even juicing a real fruit lmao</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FF_Redux 07/29/17 6:39:08 PM #2:	That's fucking shit. Not only does it just press pre juiced shit from a bag you NEED to connect it to internet and phones and shit like that --- http://i.imgur.com/gFv1xjG.jpg made by Zack_Attackv1 http://i.imgur.com/Z4cir.gif http://i.imgur.com/qEyGS.gif http://i.imgur.com/37KDT.gif <cite>FF_Redux posted [p:883832920] in Do dumbass... [t:75618392]...</cite> <quote>That's fucking shit. Not only does it just press pre juiced shit from a bag you NEED to connect it to internet and phones and shit like that</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ivynn 07/29/17 6:40:47 PM #3:	lmao @ the Spongebob music --- http://i.imgur.com/vDci4hD.gif <cite>Ivynn posted [p:883832996] in Do dumbass... [t:75618392]...</cite> <quote>lmao @ the Spongebob music</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
chill02 07/29/17 6:40:48 PM #4:	or... or... https://www.amazon.com/New-Star-Foodservice-42863-Enameled/dp/B00KH9PZB8/ --- Ave, true to Caesar. <cite>chill02 posted [p:883832997] in Do dumbass... [t:75618392]...</cite> <quote>or... or... https://www.amazon.com/New-Star-Foodservice-42863-Enameled/dp/B00KH9PZB8/</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JMP09 07/29/17 6:42:14 PM #5:	Lost it at the spongebob music --- http://i.imgur.com/YGMV4qg.gif http://i.imgur.com/pfDGlzE.png http://i.imgur.com/ZAuRhLq.jpg http://i.imgur.com/Ox18WLA.gif <cite>JMP09 posted [p:883833064] in Do dumbass... [t:75618392]...</cite> <quote>Lost it at the spongebob music</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Chicken 07/29/17 6:47:17 PM #6:	what was the point of the wifi? everything was done from the machine itself? Also who would want to drink packaged baby shit? --- http://i.imgur.com/VoUNVY8.jpg <cite>Chicken posted [p:883833346] in Do dumbass... [t:75618392]...</cite> <quote>what was the point of the wifi? everything was done from the machine itself? Also who would want to drink packaged baby shit?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Paper_Okami 07/29/17 6:47:19 PM #7:	Futurama has def made fun of shit like this before. --- "Conceit, arrogance and egotism are the essentials of patriotism"- Emma Goldman "Wimmy Wham Wham Wozzle!" -Slurms MacKenzie <cite>Paper_Okami posted [p:883833349] in Do dumbass... [t:75618392]...</cite> <quote>Futurama has def made fun of shit like this before.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheDarkCircle 07/29/17 6:48:13 PM #8:	Not clicking that link, what is it the Juicero? Yeah it's bullshit we've discussed here at length <cite>TheDarkCircle posted [p:883833390] in Do dumbass... [t:75618392]...</cite> <quote>Not clicking that link, what is it the Juicero? Yeah it's bullshit we've discussed here at length</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DoGCyN 07/29/17 6:51:11 PM #9:	TheDarkCircle posted... Not clicking that link, what is it the Juicero? yep --- --- <cite>DoGCyN posted [p:883833528] in Do dumbass... [t:75618392]...</cite> <quote><cite>TheDarkCircle posted...</cite> <quote>Not clicking that link, what is it the Juicero?</quote> yep</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
weapon_d00d816 07/29/17 6:53:00 PM #10:	So all that just to squeeze some pre-packaged juice from a bag? I'm not seeing why you couldn't just squeeze it with your hands, or why you couldn't just buy a bottle of juice. --- SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SlG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SlG <cite>weapon_d00d816 posted [p:883833608] in Do dumbass... [t:75618392]...</cite> <quote>So all that just to squeeze some pre-packaged juice from a bag? I'm not seeing why you couldn't just squeeze it with your hands, or why you couldn't just buy a bottle of juice.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheDarkCircle 07/29/17 6:56:43 PM #11:	weapon_d00d816 posted... So all that just to squeeze some pre-packaged juice from a bag? I'm not seeing why you couldn't just squeeze it with your hands, or why you couldn't just buy a bottle of juice. I can understand if the bags were cheap, and over time the cheaper cost of the bags helps pay itself off, with them not being perishable like fresh produce/juices etc Obviously, that still doesn't solve the whole cutting open the bag and just squeezing the pulp yourself. But I guess for the right price, the no mess convenience of the machine itself could make sense. As it stands now, this thing is the most ill-concieved, cynically intention POS to come out of the get rich quick schemer mentality of Silicon Valley right now. <cite>TheDarkCircle posted [p:883833781] in Do dumbass... [t:75618392]...</cite> <quote><cite>weapon_d00d816 posted...</cite> <quote>So all that just to squeeze some pre-packaged juice from a bag? I'm not seeing why you couldn't just squeeze it with your hands, or why you couldn't just buy a bottle of juice.</quote> I can understand if the bags were cheap, and over time the cheaper cost of the bags helps pay itself off, with them not being perishable like fresh produce/juices etc Obviously, that still doesn't solve the whole cutting open the bag and just squeezing the pulp yourself. But I guess for the right price, the no mess convenience of the machine itself could make sense. As it stands now, this thing is the most ill-concieved, cynically intention POS to come out of the get rich quick schemer mentality of Silicon Valley right now.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ThePrinceFish 07/29/17 6:58:41 PM #12:	lol at the flash at the end "Juicero offering refunds to all customers after people realize that a $400 juicer is unnecessary" --- Dielman on Rivers: "I've tried to get him to say s--- or f--- and all he'll ever do is say, 'Golly gee, I can't do that." <cite>ThePrinceFish posted [p:883833896] in Do dumbass... [t:75618392]...</cite> <quote>lol at the flash at the end "Juicero offering refunds to all customers after people realize that a $400 juicer is unnecessary"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CableZL 07/29/17 7:01:39 PM #13:	WTF kind of juice is that looks gross --- http://i.imgur.com/ByKGlJb.gif http://i.imgur.com/nZdaA8D.gif http://i.imgur.com/VBLBILg.jpg <cite>CableZL posted [p:883834038] in Do dumbass... [t:75618392]...</cite> <quote>WTF kind of juice is that looks gross</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
weapon_d00d816 07/29/17 7:02:23 PM #14:	CableZL posted... WTF kind of juice is that looks gross Baby diarrhea --- SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SlG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SlG <cite>weapon_d00d816 posted [p:883834076] in Do dumbass... [t:75618392]...</cite> <quote><cite>CableZL posted...</cite> <quote>WTF kind of juice is that looks gross</quote> Baby diarrhea</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rabbi_baby 07/29/17 7:02:33 PM #15:	CableZL posted... WTF kind of juice is that looks gross Green is the color of health drinks nowadays. Honestly, it's probably loaded with a shit ton of sugar and preservatives which kind of ruin the point of juicing. --- i7 5820k (H100i v2) / Asus x99-a / 32gb DDR4 QC / EVGA 980 SC / 840 Pro 512gb + 1tb WD Black / HP 232 (Nvidia Surround)/ W10 <cite>rabbi_baby posted [p:883834089] in Do dumbass... [t:75618392]...</cite> <quote><cite>CableZL posted...</cite> <quote>WTF kind of juice is that looks gross</quote> Green is the color of health drinks nowadays. Honestly, it's probably loaded with a shit ton of sugar and preservatives which kind of ruin the point of juicing.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JE19426 07/29/17 7:12:17 PM #16:	weapon_d00d816 posted... I'm not seeing why you couldn't just squeeze it with your hands You can. <cite>JE19426 posted [p:883834565] in Do dumbass... [t:75618392]...</cite> <quote><cite>weapon_d00d816 posted...</cite> <quote>I'm not seeing why you couldn't just squeeze it with your hands</quote> You can.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CharlesBronson 07/29/17 7:40:01 PM #17:	looks like something a bearded liheral fruitcake yuppie who rolls up their pant legs would buy <cite>CharlesBronson posted [p:883836025] in Do dumbass... [t:75618392]...</cite> <quote>looks like something a bearded liheral fruitcake yuppie who rolls up their pant legs would buy</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
iPhone_7 07/29/17 7:42:03 PM #18:	chill02 posted... or... or... https://www.amazon.com/New-Star-Foodservice-42863-Enameled/dp/B00KH9PZB8/ the problem you have is the price? --- Sig User Logic http://i.imgur.com/lA5fm7w.jpg <cite>iPhone_7 posted [p:883836103] in Do dumbass... [t:75618392]...</cite> <quote><cite>chill02 posted...</cite> <quote>or... or... https://www.amazon.com/New-Star-Foodservice-42863-Enameled/dp/B00KH9PZB8/</quote> the problem you have is the price?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Leanaunfurled 07/29/17 7:42:55 PM #19:	lol what in the fuck --- Currently Playing: Trails of Cold Steel http://i.imgur.com/mfuN9AI.png http://i.imgur.com/nyP8pdG.jpg <cite>Leanaunfurled posted [p:883836143] in Do dumbass... [t:75618392]...</cite> <quote>lol what in the fuck</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
3rd_Best_Master 07/29/17 7:50:45 PM #20:	JE19426 posted... weapon_d00d816 posted... I'm not seeing why you couldn't just squeeze it with your hands You can. So what's the point of the juicer? Why does it even need wifi? --- You've fought the strongest, the second strongest, the fourth strongest, and the weakest master! Now you see the true advantage of being third strongest master! <cite>3rd_Best_Master posted [p:883836528] in Do dumbass... [t:75618392]...</cite> <quote><cite>JE19426 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>weapon_d00d816 posted...</cite> <quote>I'm not seeing why you couldn't just squeeze it with your hands</quote> You can.</quote> So what's the point of the juicer? Why does it even need wifi?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Antifar 07/29/17 7:52:44 PM #21:	3rd_Best_Master posted... Why does it even need wifi? It reads QR codes on the bags to see if they are past their expiration date. (The expiration date is also printed on the bag.) --- kin to all that throbs <cite>Antifar posted [p:883836631] in Do dumbass... [t:75618392]...</cite> <quote><cite>3rd_Best_Master posted...</cite> <quote>Why does it even need wifi?</quote> It reads QR codes on the bags to see if they are past their expiration date. (The expiration date is also printed on the bag.)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 07/29/17 7:55:49 PM #22:	Antifar posted... 3rd_Best_Master posted... Why does it even need wifi? It reads QR codes on the bags to see if they are past their expiration date. (The expiration date is also printed on the bag.) This. If the expiration date passed, the machine would refuse to juice the bag >_> It's super dumb. --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:883836768] in Do dumbass... [t:75618392]...</cite> <quote><cite>Antifar posted...</cite> <quote><cite>3rd_Best_Master posted...</cite> <quote>Why does it even need wifi?</quote> It reads QR codes on the bags to see if they are past their expiration date. (The expiration date is also printed on the bag.)</quote> This. If the expiration date passed, the machine would refuse to juice the bag >_> It's super dumb.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheDarkCircle 07/29/17 7:57:21 PM #23:	NeonOctopus posted... Antifar posted... 3rd_Best_Master posted... Why does it even need wifi? It reads QR codes on the bags to see if they are past their expiration date. (The expiration date is also printed on the bag.) This. If the expiration date passed, the machine would refuse to juice the bag >_> It's super dumb. it's basically DRM lol <cite>TheDarkCircle posted [p:883836833] in Do dumbass... [t:75618392]...</cite> <quote><cite>NeonOctopus posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Antifar posted...</cite> <quote><cite>3rd_Best_Master posted...</cite> <quote>Why does it even need wifi?</quote> It reads QR codes on the bags to see if they are past their expiration date. (The expiration date is also printed on the bag.)</quote> This. If the expiration date passed, the machine would refuse to juice the bag >_> It's super dumb.</quote> it's basically DRM lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trigg3rH4ppy 07/29/17 8:03:06 PM #24:	3rd_Best_Master posted... JE19426 posted... weapon_d00d816 posted... I'm not seeing why you couldn't just squeeze it with your hands You can. So what's the point of the juicer? Why does it even need wifi? "How can we make our machine as ridiculously complicated as possible?" --- ~A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men ~ TWSSted since~ 3/27/12 https://i.imgur.com/zlaENmx.png <cite>Trigg3rH4ppy posted [p:883837125] in Do dumbass... [t:75618392]...</cite> <quote><cite>3rd_Best_Master posted...</cite> <quote><cite>JE19426 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>weapon_d00d816 posted...</cite> <quote>I'm not seeing why you couldn't just squeeze it with your hands</quote> You can.</quote> So what's the point of the juicer? Why does it even need wifi?</quote> "How can we make our machine as ridiculously complicated as possible?"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 07/29/17 8:04:20 PM #25:	Trigg3rH4ppy posted... 3rd_Best_Master posted... JE19426 posted... weapon_d00d816 posted... I'm not seeing why you couldn't just squeeze it with your hands You can. So what's the point of the juicer? Why does it even need wifi? "How can we make our machine as ridiculously complicated as possible?" I think it was more like "Hipsters love smartphone apps! Let's put that in a juicer!" --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:883837182] in Do dumbass... [t:75618392]...</cite> <quote><cite>Trigg3rH4ppy posted...</cite> <quote><cite>3rd_Best_Master posted...</cite> <quote><cite>JE19426 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>weapon_d00d816 posted...</cite> <quote>I'm not seeing why you couldn't just squeeze it with your hands</quote> You can.</quote> So what's the point of the juicer? Why does it even need wifi?</quote> "How can we make our machine as ridiculously complicated as possible?"</quote> I think it was more like "Hipsters love smartphone apps! Let's put that in a juicer!"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trigg3rH4ppy 07/29/17 8:06:15 PM #26:	NeonOctopus posted... Antifar posted... 3rd_Best_Master posted... Why does it even need wifi? It reads QR codes on the bags to see if they are past their expiration date. (The expiration date is also printed on the bag.) This. If the expiration date passed, the machine would refuse to juice the bag >_> It's super dumb. I want to imagine there's someone out there that's so incredibly stupid that a) they bought this and b) their WiFi goes out and they're literally almost dying from dehydration since they can't use their juicer. --- ~A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men ~ TWSSted since~ 3/27/12 https://i.imgur.com/zlaENmx.png <cite>Trigg3rH4ppy posted [p:883837286] in Do dumbass... [t:75618392]...</cite> <quote><cite>NeonOctopus posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Antifar posted...</cite> <quote><cite>3rd_Best_Master posted...</cite> <quote>Why does it even need wifi?</quote> It reads QR codes on the bags to see if they are past their expiration date. (The expiration date is also printed on the bag.)</quote> This. If the expiration date passed, the machine would refuse to juice the bag >_> It's super dumb.</quote> I want to imagine there's someone out there that's so incredibly stupid that a) they bought this and b) their WiFi goes out and they're literally almost dying from dehydration since they can't use their juicer.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 07/29/17 8:07:27 PM #27:	Trigg3rH4ppy posted... NeonOctopus posted... Antifar posted... 3rd_Best_Master posted... Why does it even need wifi? It reads QR codes on the bags to see if they are past their expiration date. (The expiration date is also printed on the bag.) This. If the expiration date passed, the machine would refuse to juice the bag >_> It's super dumb. I want to imagine there's someone out there that's so incredibly stupid that a) they bought this and b) their WiFi goes out and they're literally almost dying from dehydration since they can't use their juicer. Man, if only there was a way to squeeze this liquid out of the bag! DAMN YOU JUICERO! --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:883837342] in Do dumbass... [t:75618392]...</cite> <quote><cite>Trigg3rH4ppy posted...</cite> <quote><cite>NeonOctopus posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Antifar posted...</cite> <quote><cite>3rd_Best_Master posted...</cite> <quote>Why does it even need wifi?</quote> It reads QR codes on the bags to see if they are past their expiration date. (The expiration date is also printed on the bag.)</quote> This. If the expiration date passed, the machine would refuse to juice the bag >_> It's super dumb.</quote> I want to imagine there's someone out there that's so incredibly stupid that a) they bought this and b) their WiFi goes out and they're literally almost dying from dehydration since they can't use their juicer.</quote> Man, if only there was a way to squeeze this liquid out of the bag! DAMN YOU JUICERO!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trigg3rH4ppy 07/29/17 8:07:38 PM #28:	NeonOctopus posted... Trigg3rH4ppy posted... 3rd_Best_Master posted... JE19426 posted... weapon_d00d816 posted... I'm not seeing why you couldn't just squeeze it with your hands You can. So what's the point of the juicer? Why does it even need wifi? "How can we make our machine as ridiculously complicated as possible?" I think it was more like "Hipsters love smartphone apps! Let's put that in a juicer!" I'm going to make a smartphone app to help you find your phone (it won't work remotely) and sell it to these same people. --- ~A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men ~ TWSSted since~ 3/27/12 https://i.imgur.com/zlaENmx.png <cite>Trigg3rH4ppy posted [p:883837348] in Do dumbass... [t:75618392]...</cite> <quote><cite>NeonOctopus posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Trigg3rH4ppy posted...</cite> <quote><cite>3rd_Best_Master posted...</cite> <quote><cite>JE19426 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>weapon_d00d816 posted...</cite> <quote>I'm not seeing why you couldn't just squeeze it with your hands</quote> You can.</quote> So what's the point of the juicer? Why does it even need wifi?</quote> "How can we make our machine as ridiculously complicated as possible?"</quote> I think it was more like "Hipsters love smartphone apps! Let's put that in a juicer!"</quote> I'm going to make a smartphone app to help you find your phone (it won't work remotely) and sell it to these same people.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SGT_Conti 07/29/17 8:07:55 PM #29:	What comedy sketch is that machine from --- Posted with GameRaven 3.2.1 <cite>SGT_Conti posted [p:883837360] in Do dumbass... [t:75618392]...</cite> <quote>What comedy sketch is that machine from</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DirkDiggles 07/29/17 8:08:41 PM #30:	There you go. I saved you $400. --- http://i.imgur.com/jJ4fn99.gif http://i.imgur.com/Boxw8r4.gif <cite>DirkDiggles posted [p:883837407] in Do dumbass... [t:75618392]...</cite> <quote> There you go. I saved you $400.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Trigg3rH4ppy 07/29/17 8:08:57 PM #31:	SGT_Conti posted... What comedy sketch is that machine from Trump's America --- ~A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men ~ TWSSted since~ 3/27/12 https://i.imgur.com/zlaENmx.png <cite>Trigg3rH4ppy posted [p:883837419] in Do dumbass... [t:75618392]...</cite> <quote><cite>SGT_Conti posted...</cite> <quote>What comedy sketch is that machine from</quote> Trump's America</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 07/29/17 8:10:17 PM #32:	SGT_Conti posted... What comedy sketch is that machine from The real world --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:883837482] in Do dumbass... [t:75618392]...</cite> <quote><cite>SGT_Conti posted...</cite> <quote>What comedy sketch is that machine from</quote> The real world</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Darkninja42 07/29/17 8:17:54 PM #33:	I really wonder how things like this make it past the conceptual stage without the creator getting blackballed from life. I remember hearing about this months ago, and I thought it was ridiculous enough that it was pre-bagged and $400, but I had no idea it required wi-fi and QR codes, goddamn. --- I'm far from high end, I just know what suits me. <cite>Darkninja42 posted [p:883837830] in Do dumbass... [t:75618392]...</cite> <quote>I really wonder how things like this make it past the conceptual stage without the creator getting blackballed from life. I remember hearing about this months ago, and I thought it was ridiculous enough that it was pre-bagged and $400, but I had no idea it required wi-fi and QR codes, goddamn.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SGT_Conti 07/29/17 8:19:04 PM #34:	Oh my god I looked it up sure it was just a joke and it's real --- Posted with GameRaven 3.2.1 <cite>SGT_Conti posted [p:883837893] in Do dumbass... [t:75618392]...</cite> <quote>Oh my god I looked it up sure it was just a joke and it's real</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NibeIungsnarf 07/29/17 8:19:38 PM #35:	Why would you buy packets of garbage to juice rather than fruit? At that point you can just buy fucking garbage fake juice from a supermarket for 3 years and still save money. <cite>NibeIungsnarf posted [p:883837932] in Do dumbass... [t:75618392]...</cite> <quote>Why would you buy packets of garbage to juice rather than fruit? At that point you can just buy fucking garbage fake juice from a supermarket for 3 years and still save money.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gmanthebest 07/29/17 8:21:54 PM #36:	weapon_d00d816 posted... So all that just to squeeze some pre-packaged juice from a bag? I'm not seeing why you couldn't just squeeze it with your hands, or why you couldn't just buy a bottle of juice. Because we live in the *FUTURE*! --- What do I feel when I shoot an enemy? Recoil. <cite>gmanthebest posted [p:883838050] in Do dumbass... [t:75618392]...</cite> <quote><cite>weapon_d00d816 posted...</cite> <quote>So all that just to squeeze some pre-packaged juice from a bag? I'm not seeing why you couldn't just squeeze it with your hands, or why you couldn't just buy a bottle of juice.</quote> Because we live in the FUTURE!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kitt 07/29/17 8:22:28 PM #37:	Ivynn posted... lmao @ the Spongebob music JMP09 posted... Lost it at the spongebob music Wasn't this song around before SpongeBob? --- http://i.imgur.com/pmc9XsI.gif http://i.imgur.com/LkrRVe2.gifv http://i.imgur.com/Dp03g3y.jpg Cute? B**, I'm adorable. <cite>Kitt posted [p:883838075] in Do dumbass... [t:75618392]...</cite> <quote><cite>Ivynn posted...</cite> <quote>lmao @ the Spongebob music</quote> <cite>JMP09 posted...</cite> <quote>Lost it at the spongebob music</quote> Wasn't this song around before SpongeBob?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 07/29/17 8:23:13 PM #38:	NibeIungsnarf posted... Why would you buy packets of garbage to juice rather than fruit? At that point you can just buy fucking garbage fake juice from a supermarket for 3 years and still save money. Yep, you're literally spending $400 for a machine to squeeze a bag for you. --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:883838124] in Do dumbass... [t:75618392]...</cite> <quote><cite>NibeIungsnarf posted...</cite> <quote>Why would you buy packets of garbage to juice rather than fruit? At that point you can just buy fucking garbage fake juice from a supermarket for 3 years and still save money.</quote> Yep, you're literally spending $400 for a machine to squeeze a bag for you.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NibeIungsnarf 07/29/17 8:23:34 PM #39:	https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juicero See also Value proposition <cite>NibeIungsnarf posted [p:883838145] in Do dumbass... [t:75618392]...</cite> <quote>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juicero <quote>See also Value proposition</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 07/29/17 8:28:10 PM #40:	NibeIungsnarf posted... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juicero See also Value proposition The machine was originally priced at $699 when launched in March 2016, LOL FUCKING WUT --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:883838369] in Do dumbass... [t:75618392]...</cite> <quote><cite>NibeIungsnarf posted...</cite> <quote>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juicero <quote>See also Value proposition</quote></quote> <quote>The machine was originally priced at $699 when launched in March 2016,</quote> LOL FUCKING WUT</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Yaridovich 07/29/17 8:31:22 PM #41:	Open app Scan code Wait Open box Insert juice packet Close machine Insert glass Press button Wait for machine to extract juice from packet Drink juice Whats stopping you from just knifing a hole into the pack and pouring it yourself? This is the emoji movie of kitchen appliances --- Talk about backseat fishing http://i.imgur.com/VqWjuCs.png <cite>Yaridovich posted [p:883838520] in Do dumbass... [t:75618392]...</cite> <quote>Open app Scan code Wait Open box Insert juice packet Close machine Insert glass Press button Wait for machine to extract juice from packet Drink juice Whats stopping you from just knifing a hole into the pack and pouring it yourself? This is the emoji movie of kitchen appliances</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NibeIungsnarf 07/29/17 8:41:08 PM #42:	https://medium.com/@Juicero/a-note-from-juiceros-new-ceo-cb23a1462b03 First, the Press. Our connected Press itself is critical to delivering a consistent, high quality and food safe product because it provides: The first closed loop food safety system that allows us to remotely disable Produce Packs if there is, for example, a spinach recall. In these scenarios, we’re able to protect our consumers in real-time. Consistent pressing of our Produce Packs calibrated by flavor to deliver the best combination of taste and nutrition every time. Connected data so we can manage a very tight supply chain, because our product is live, raw produce, and has a limited lifespan of about 8 days. The value of Juicero is more than a glass of cold-pressed juice. Much more. The value is in how easy it is for a frazzled dad to do something good for himself while getting the kids ready for school, without having to prep ingredients and clean a juicer. It’s in how the busy professional who needs more greens in her life gets App reminders to press Produce Packs before they expire, so she doesn’t waste the hard-earned money she spent on them. The sum of the system%u200A—%u200Athe Press, Produce Packs and App%u200A—%u200Aworking together is what enables a great experience. However, you won’t experience that value by hand-squeezing Produce Packs, which to be clear, contain nothing but fresh, raw, organic chopped produce, not juice. What you will get with hand-squeezed hacks is a mediocre (and maybe very messy) experience that you won’t want to repeat once, let alone every day. This is amazing. <cite>NibeIungsnarf posted [p:883838979] in Do dumbass... [t:75618392]...</cite> <quote>https://medium.com/@Juicero/a-note-from-juiceros-new-ceo-cb23a1462b03 <quote>First, the Press. Our connected Press itself is critical to delivering a consistent, high quality and food safe product because it provides: The first closed loop food safety system that allows us to remotely disable Produce Packs if there is, for example, a spinach recall. In these scenarios, we’re able to protect our consumers in real-time. Consistent pressing of our Produce Packs calibrated by flavor to deliver the best combination of taste and nutrition every time. Connected data so we can manage a very tight supply chain, because our product is live, raw produce, and has a limited lifespan of about 8 days.</quote> <quote>The value of Juicero is more than a glass of cold-pressed juice. Much more. The value is in how easy it is for a frazzled dad to do something good for himself while getting the kids ready for school, without having to prep ingredients and clean a juicer. It’s in how the busy professional who needs more greens in her life gets App reminders to press Produce Packs before they expire, so she doesn’t waste the hard-earned money she spent on them.</quote> <quote>The sum of the system%u200A—%u200Athe Press, Produce Packs and App%u200A—%u200Aworking together is what enables a great experience. However, you won’t experience that value by hand-squeezing Produce Packs, which to be clear, contain nothing but fresh, raw, organic chopped produce, not juice. What you will get with hand-squeezed hacks is a mediocre (and maybe very messy) experience that you won’t want to repeat once, let alone every day.</quote> This is amazing.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Murayomi 07/29/17 8:43:59 PM #43:	Yaridovich posted... Whats stopping you from just knifing a hole into the pack and pouring it yourself? You don't even need to make a hole or anything, literally just squeeze it out with your hands. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lutHF5HhVA --- .0721 \| "Anxiety is the dizziness of freedom." <cite>Murayomi posted [p:883839126] in Do dumbass... [t:75618392]...</cite> <quote><cite>Yaridovich posted...</cite> <quote>Whats stopping you from just knifing a hole into the pack and pouring it yourself? </quote> You don't even need to make a hole or anything, literally just squeeze it out with your hands. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lutHF5HhVA</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kuwab0 07/29/17 8:45:02 PM #44:	Until now, this was the only way to get juice from an orange. --- http://i.imgur.com/QfpP05s.png http://i.imgur.com/vdnZ1o6.png http://i.imgur.com/zTgf822.png <cite>kuwab0 posted [p:883839177] in Do dumbass... [t:75618392]...</cite> <quote> Until now, this was the only way to get juice from an orange.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gmanthebest 07/29/17 8:49:59 PM #45:	kuwab0 posted... Until now, this was the only way to get juice from an orange. THERE'S A BETTER WAY????? --- What do I feel when I shoot an enemy? Recoil. <cite>gmanthebest posted [p:883839440] in Do dumbass... [t:75618392]...</cite> <quote><cite>kuwab0 posted...</cite> <quote> Until now, this was the only way to get juice from an orange.</quote> THERE'S A BETTER WAY?????</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vicious_Dios 07/29/17 8:51:16 PM #46:	DirkDiggles posted... There you go. I saved you $400. How? Did we steal it? --- S / K / Y / N / E Twitch/YouTube/GT: *Adzeta* <cite>Vicious_Dios posted [p:883839508] in Do dumbass... [t:75618392]...</cite> <quote><cite>DirkDiggles posted...</cite> <quote> There you go. I saved you $400.</quote> How? Did we steal it?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Turbam 07/29/17 8:54:38 PM #47:	All that work for juice that comes in bags. --- ~snip (V)_(; ;)_(V) snip~ I'm just one man! Whoa! Well, I'm a one man band! http://i.imgur.com/p9Xvjvs.gif <cite>Turbam posted [p:883839670] in Do dumbass... [t:75618392]...</cite> <quote>All that work for juice that comes in bags.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HogRiderreturns 07/29/17 9:17:50 PM #48:	Wait, that's real? I thought it was one of those fake SNL commercials. --- http://i.imgur.com/wuFm3hd.jpg - My Hash Brownies. http://i.imgur.com/mQ7syoS.gif http://i.imgur.com/lY3erBp.jpg <cite>HogRiderreturns posted [p:883840837] in Do dumbass... [t:75618392]...</cite> <quote>Wait, that's real? I thought it was one of those fake SNL commercials.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
I Like Toast 07/29/17 9:22:07 PM #49:	Tl;dw --- If you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all <cite>I Like Toast posted [p:883841052] in Do dumbass... [t:75618392]...</cite> <quote>Tl;dw</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
chill02 07/29/17 11:41:54 PM #50:	iPhone_7 posted... chill02 posted... or... or... https://www.amazon.com/New-Star-Foodservice-42863-Enameled/dp/B00KH9PZB8/ the problem you have is the price? not just how much it costs, but that this gets the job done and will actually give you fresh fruit juice --- Ave, true to Caesar. <cite>chill02 posted [p:883848173] in Do dumbass... [t:75618392]...</cite> <quote><cite>iPhone_7 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>chill02 posted...</cite> <quote>or... or... https://www.amazon.com/New-Star-Foodservice-42863-Enameled/dp/B00KH9PZB8/</quote> the problem you have is the price?</quote> not just how much it costs, but that this gets the job done and will actually give you fresh fruit juice</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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