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NeonOctopus 07/29/17 6:38:04 PM #1: |
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FF_Redux 07/29/17 6:39:08 PM #2: |
That's fucking shit. Not only does it just press pre juiced shit from a bag you NEED to connect it to internet and phones and shit like that
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Ivynn 07/29/17 6:40:47 PM #3: |
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chill02 07/29/17 6:40:48 PM #4: |
or... or...
https://www.amazon.com/New-Star-Foodservice-42863-Enameled/dp/B00KH9PZB8/ --- Ave, true to Caesar. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JMP09 07/29/17 6:42:14 PM #5: |
Lost it at the spongebob music
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Chicken 07/29/17 6:47:17 PM #6: |
what was the point of the wifi? everything was done from the machine itself? Also who would want to drink packaged baby shit?
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Paper_Okami 07/29/17 6:47:19 PM #7: |
Futurama has def made fun of shit like this before.
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TheDarkCircle 07/29/17 6:48:13 PM #8: |
Not clicking that link, what is it the Juicero?
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DoGCyN 07/29/17 6:51:11 PM #9: |
TheDarkCircle posted...
Not clicking that link, what is it the Juicero? yep --- --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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weapon_d00d816 07/29/17 6:53:00 PM #10: |
So all that just to squeeze some pre-packaged juice from a bag? I'm not seeing why you couldn't just squeeze it with your hands, or why you couldn't just buy a bottle of juice.
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TheDarkCircle 07/29/17 6:56:43 PM #11: |
weapon_d00d816 posted...
So all that just to squeeze some pre-packaged juice from a bag? I'm not seeing why you couldn't just squeeze it with your hands, or why you couldn't just buy a bottle of juice. I can understand if the bags were cheap, and over time the cheaper cost of the bags helps pay itself off, with them not being perishable like fresh produce/juices etc Obviously, that still doesn't solve the whole cutting open the bag and just squeezing the pulp yourself. But I guess for the right price, the no mess convenience of the machine itself could make sense. As it stands now, this thing is the most ill-concieved, cynically intention POS to come out of the get rich quick schemer mentality of Silicon Valley right now. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ThePrinceFish 07/29/17 6:58:41 PM #12: |
lol at the flash at the end "Juicero offering refunds to all customers after people realize that a $400 juicer is unnecessary"
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CableZL 07/29/17 7:01:39 PM #13: |
WTF kind of juice is that
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weapon_d00d816 07/29/17 7:02:23 PM #14: |
CableZL posted...
WTF kind of juice is that Baby diarrhea --- SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SlG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SlG ... Copied to Clipboard!
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rabbi_baby 07/29/17 7:02:33 PM #15: |
CableZL posted...
WTF kind of juice is that Green is the color of health drinks nowadays. Honestly, it's probably loaded with a shit ton of sugar and preservatives which kind of ruin the point of juicing. --- i7 5820k (H100i v2) / Asus x99-a / 32gb DDR4 QC / EVGA 980 SC / 840 Pro 512gb + 1tb WD Black / HP 232 (Nvidia Surround)/ W10 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JE19426 07/29/17 7:12:17 PM #16: |
weapon_d00d816 posted...
I'm not seeing why you couldn't just squeeze it with your hands You can. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CharlesBronson 07/29/17 7:40:01 PM #17: |
looks like something a bearded liheral fruitcake yuppie who rolls up their pant legs would buy
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iPhone_7 07/29/17 7:42:03 PM #18: |
chill02 posted...
or... or... the problem you have is the price? --- Sig User Logic http://i.imgur.com/lA5fm7w.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Leanaunfurled 07/29/17 7:42:55 PM #19: |
lol what in the fuck
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3rd_Best_Master 07/29/17 7:50:45 PM #20: |
JE19426 posted...
weapon_d00d816 posted...I'm not seeing why you couldn't just squeeze it with your hands So what's the point of the juicer? Why does it even need wifi? --- You've fought the strongest, the second strongest, the fourth strongest, and the weakest master! Now you see the true advantage of being third strongest master! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Antifar 07/29/17 7:52:44 PM #21: |
3rd_Best_Master posted...
Why does it even need wifi? It reads QR codes on the bags to see if they are past their expiration date. (The expiration date is also printed on the bag.) --- kin to all that throbs ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonOctopus 07/29/17 7:55:49 PM #22: |
Antifar posted...
3rd_Best_Master posted...Why does it even need wifi? This. If the expiration date passed, the machine would refuse to juice the bag >_> It's super dumb. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheDarkCircle 07/29/17 7:57:21 PM #23: |
NeonOctopus posted...
Antifar posted...3rd_Best_Master posted...Why does it even need wifi? it's basically DRM lol ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Trigg3rH4ppy 07/29/17 8:03:06 PM #24: |
3rd_Best_Master posted...
JE19426 posted...weapon_d00d816 posted...I'm not seeing why you couldn't just squeeze it with your hands "How can we make our machine as ridiculously complicated as possible?" --- ~A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men ~ TWSSted since~ 3/27/12 https://i.imgur.com/zlaENmx.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonOctopus 07/29/17 8:04:20 PM #25: |
Trigg3rH4ppy posted...
3rd_Best_Master posted...JE19426 posted...weapon_d00d816 posted...I'm not seeing why you couldn't just squeeze it with your hands I think it was more like "Hipsters love smartphone apps! Let's put that in a juicer!" --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Trigg3rH4ppy 07/29/17 8:06:15 PM #26: |
NeonOctopus posted...
Antifar posted...3rd_Best_Master posted...Why does it even need wifi? I want to imagine there's someone out there that's so incredibly stupid that a) they bought this and b) their WiFi goes out and they're literally almost dying from dehydration since they can't use their juicer. --- ~A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men ~ TWSSted since~ 3/27/12 https://i.imgur.com/zlaENmx.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonOctopus 07/29/17 8:07:27 PM #27: |
Trigg3rH4ppy posted...
NeonOctopus posted...Antifar posted...3rd_Best_Master posted...Why does it even need wifi? Man, if only there was a way to squeeze this liquid out of the bag! DAMN YOU JUICERO! --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Trigg3rH4ppy 07/29/17 8:07:38 PM #28: |
NeonOctopus posted...
Trigg3rH4ppy posted...3rd_Best_Master posted...JE19426 posted...weapon_d00d816 posted...I'm not seeing why you couldn't just squeeze it with your hands I'm going to make a smartphone app to help you find your phone (it won't work remotely) and sell it to these same people. --- ~A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men ~ TWSSted since~ 3/27/12 https://i.imgur.com/zlaENmx.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SGT_Conti 07/29/17 8:07:55 PM #29: |
What comedy sketch is that machine from
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DirkDiggles 07/29/17 8:08:41 PM #30: |
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Trigg3rH4ppy 07/29/17 8:08:57 PM #31: |
SGT_Conti posted...
What comedy sketch is that machine from Trump's America --- ~A little nonsense, now and then, is relished by the wisest men ~ TWSSted since~ 3/27/12 https://i.imgur.com/zlaENmx.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonOctopus 07/29/17 8:10:17 PM #32: |
SGT_Conti posted...
What comedy sketch is that machine from The real world --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Darkninja42 07/29/17 8:17:54 PM #33: |
I really wonder how things like this make it past the conceptual stage without the creator getting blackballed from life.
I remember hearing about this months ago, and I thought it was ridiculous enough that it was pre-bagged and $400, but I had no idea it required wi-fi and QR codes, goddamn. --- I'm far from high end, I just know what suits me. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SGT_Conti 07/29/17 8:19:04 PM #34: |
Oh my god I looked it up sure it was just a joke and it's real
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NibeIungsnarf 07/29/17 8:19:38 PM #35: |
Why would you buy packets of garbage to juice rather than fruit? At that point you can just buy fucking garbage fake juice from a supermarket for 3 years and still save money.
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gmanthebest 07/29/17 8:21:54 PM #36: |
weapon_d00d816 posted...
So all that just to squeeze some pre-packaged juice from a bag? I'm not seeing why you couldn't just squeeze it with your hands, or why you couldn't just buy a bottle of juice. Because we live in the FUTURE! --- What do I feel when I shoot an enemy? Recoil. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kitt 07/29/17 8:22:28 PM #37: |
Ivynn posted...
lmao @ the Spongebob music JMP09 posted... Lost it at the spongebob music Wasn't this song around before SpongeBob? --- http://i.imgur.com/pmc9XsI.gif http://i.imgur.com/LkrRVe2.gifv http://i.imgur.com/Dp03g3y.jpg Cute? B****, I'm adorable. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonOctopus 07/29/17 8:23:13 PM #38: |
NibeIungsnarf posted...
Why would you buy packets of garbage to juice rather than fruit? At that point you can just buy fucking garbage fake juice from a supermarket for 3 years and still save money. Yep, you're literally spending $400 for a machine to squeeze a bag for you. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NibeIungsnarf 07/29/17 8:23:34 PM #39: |
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NeonOctopus 07/29/17 8:28:10 PM #40: |
NibeIungsnarf posted...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/JuiceroSee also The machine was originally priced at $699 when launched in March 2016, LOL FUCKING WUT --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Yaridovich 07/29/17 8:31:22 PM #41: |
Open app
Scan code Wait Open box Insert juice packet Close machine Insert glass Press button Wait for machine to extract juice from packet Drink juice Whats stopping you from just knifing a hole into the pack and pouring it yourself? This is the emoji movie of kitchen appliances --- Talk about backseat fishing http://i.imgur.com/VqWjuCs.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NibeIungsnarf 07/29/17 8:41:08 PM #42: |
https://medium.com/@Juicero/a-note-from-juiceros-new-ceo-cb23a1462b03
First, the Press. Our connected Press itself is critical to delivering a consistent, high quality and food safe product because it provides: The value of Juicero is more than a glass of cold-pressed juice. Much more. The sum of the system%u200A—%u200Athe Press, Produce Packs and App%u200A—%u200Aworking together is what enables a great experience. However, you won’t experience that value by hand-squeezing Produce Packs, which to be clear, contain nothing but fresh, raw, organic chopped produce, not juice. What you will get with hand-squeezed hacks is a mediocre (and maybe very messy) experience that you won’t want to repeat once, let alone every day. This is amazing. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Murayomi 07/29/17 8:43:59 PM #43: |
Yaridovich posted...
Whats stopping you from just knifing a hole into the pack and pouring it yourself?You don't even need to make a hole or anything, literally just squeeze it out with your hands. --- .0721 | "Anxiety is the dizziness of freedom." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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kuwab0 07/29/17 8:45:02 PM #44: |
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gmanthebest 07/29/17 8:49:59 PM #45: |
kuwab0 posted...
THERE'S A BETTER WAY????? --- What do I feel when I shoot an enemy? Recoil. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Vicious_Dios 07/29/17 8:51:16 PM #46: |
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How? Did we steal it? --- S / K / Y / N / E Twitch/YouTube/GT: Adzeta ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Turbam 07/29/17 8:54:38 PM #47: |
All that work for juice that comes in bags.
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HogRiderreturns 07/29/17 9:17:50 PM #48: |
Wait, that's real? I thought it was one of those fake SNL commercials.
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I Like Toast 07/29/17 9:22:07 PM #49: |
Tl;dw
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chill02 07/29/17 11:41:54 PM #50: |
iPhone_7 posted...
chill02 posted...or... or... not just how much it costs, but that this gets the job done and will actually give you fresh fruit juice --- Ave, true to Caesar. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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