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NeonOctopus 08/20/17 7:20:17 AM #1: |
and by the time I was done with that crap, i had to leave for work.
Woe is me >_> --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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pegusus123456 08/20/17 7:22:17 AM #2: |
Just masturbate while you take a shit, god, does CE have to explain everything to you?
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gmanthebest 08/20/17 7:23:50 AM #3: |
Psssh, look at this guy, can't deed while taking a shit. Next thing you'll tell us is that you put cereal in, then milk.
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NeonOctopus 08/20/17 7:25:41 AM #4: |
pegusus123456 posted...
Just masturbate while you take a shit, god, does CE have to explain everything to you? But I want to relax at my desk, light some candles, and pull up a vid of some big titty german chick, maybe a 2nd tab with asian big titties too, and just rock polish my onix. Then have a 10 minute cooldown where I just browse CE in my post-deed state while mentally reflecting on how great my deed was. You know, normal stuff >_> --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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nevershine 08/20/17 7:28:31 AM #5: |
First world problems
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gmanthebest 08/20/17 7:29:19 AM #6: |
NeonOctopus posted...
pegusus123456 posted...Just masturbate while you take a shit, god, does CE have to explain everything to you? Ftfy --- What do I feel when I shoot an enemy? Recoil. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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El Mexicano Texano 08/20/17 7:45:07 AM #7: |
Do it at work, just tell them you're sexually frustrated. Tell them you have blue balls
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NeonOctopus 08/20/17 11:09:56 AM #8: |
gmanthebest posted...
NeonOctopus posted...pegusus123456 posted...Just masturbate while you take a shit, god, does CE have to explain everything to you? Big tits are always normal tho --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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PoopPotato 08/20/17 11:11:27 AM #9: |
You've never given yourself a Blumpkin?
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thronedfire2 08/20/17 11:11:31 AM #10: |
How does it take you so long to shit. You need more fiber in your diet
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NeonOctopus 08/20/17 11:29:52 AM #11: |
thronedfire2 posted...
How does it take you so long to shit. You need more fiber in your diet It was just messy >_> took forever to wipe up. I had a burger last night, maybe that's why? --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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