Current Events > Wanted to deed before work, but then I had to take a phat shit >_>

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NeonOctopus 08/20/17 7:20:17 AM #1:	and by the time I was done with that crap, i had to leave for work. Woe is me >_> --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:885106536] in Wanted to ... [t:75689519]...</cite> <quote>and by the time I was done with that crap, i had to leave for work. Woe is me >_></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pegusus123456 08/20/17 7:22:17 AM #2:	Just masturbate while you take a shit, god, does CE have to explain everything to you? --- http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif <cite>pegusus123456 posted [p:885106570] in Wanted to ... [t:75689519]...</cite> <quote>Just masturbate while you take a shit, god, does CE have to explain everything to you?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gmanthebest 08/20/17 7:23:50 AM #3:	Psssh, look at this guy, can't deed while taking a shit. Next thing you'll tell us is that you put cereal in, then milk. --- What do I feel when I shoot an enemy? Recoil. <cite>gmanthebest posted [p:885106598] in Wanted to ... [t:75689519]...</cite> <quote>Psssh, look at this guy, can't deed while taking a shit. Next thing you'll tell us is that you put cereal in, then milk.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 08/20/17 7:25:41 AM #4:	pegusus123456 posted... Just masturbate while you take a shit, god, does CE have to explain everything to you? But I want to relax at my desk, light some candles, and pull up a vid of some big titty german chick, maybe a 2nd tab with asian big titties too, and just rock polish my onix. Then have a 10 minute cooldown where I just browse CE in my post-deed state while mentally reflecting on how great my deed was. You know, normal stuff >_> --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:885106633] in Wanted to ... [t:75689519]...</cite> <quote><cite>pegusus123456 posted...</cite> <quote>Just masturbate while you take a shit, god, does CE have to explain everything to you?</quote> But I want to relax at my desk, light some candles, and pull up a vid of some big titty german chick, maybe a 2nd tab with asian big titties too, and just rock polish my onix. Then have a 10 minute cooldown where I just browse CE in my post-deed state while mentally reflecting on how great my deed was. You know, normal stuff >_></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nevershine 08/20/17 7:28:31 AM #5:	First world problems --- "There are no men like me. There's only me."-Jamie Lannister <cite>nevershine posted [p:885106689] in Wanted to ... [t:75689519]...</cite> <quote>First world problems</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gmanthebest 08/20/17 7:29:19 AM #6:	NeonOctopus posted... pegusus123456 posted... Just masturbate while you take a shit, god, does CE have to explain everything to you? But I want to relax at my desk, light some candles, and pull up a vid of some big titty german chick, maybe a 2nd tab with asian big titties too, and just rock polish my onix. Then have a 10 minute cooldown where I just browse CE in my post-deed state while mentally reflecting on if what I watched was normal. You know, normal stuff >_> Ftfy --- What do I feel when I shoot an enemy? Recoil. <cite>gmanthebest posted [p:885106702] in Wanted to ... [t:75689519]...</cite> <quote><cite>NeonOctopus posted...</cite> <quote><cite>pegusus123456 posted...</cite> <quote>Just masturbate while you take a shit, god, does CE have to explain everything to you?</quote> But I want to relax at my desk, light some candles, and pull up a vid of some big titty german chick, maybe a 2nd tab with asian big titties too, and just rock polish my onix. Then have a 10 minute cooldown where I just browse CE in my post-deed state while mentally reflecting on if what I watched was normal. You know, normal stuff >_></quote> Ftfy</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
El Mexicano Texano 08/20/17 7:45:07 AM #7:	Do it at work, just tell them you're sexually frustrated. Tell them you have blue balls --- http://i306.photobucket.com/albums/nn255/5EMTwE/GFaqs/Houston.jpg <cite>El Mexicano Texano posted [p:885106980] in Wanted to ... [t:75689519]...</cite> <quote>Do it at work, just tell them you're sexually frustrated. Tell them you have blue balls</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 08/20/17 11:09:56 AM #8:	gmanthebest posted... NeonOctopus posted... pegusus123456 posted... Just masturbate while you take a shit, god, does CE have to explain everything to you? But I want to relax at my desk, light some candles, and pull up a vid of some big titty german chick, maybe a 2nd tab with asian big titties too, and just rock polish my onix. Then have a 10 minute cooldown where I just browse CE in my post-deed state while mentally reflecting on if what I watched was normal. You know, normal stuff >_> Ftfy Big tits are always normal tho --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:885112807] in Wanted to ... [t:75689519]...</cite> <quote><cite>gmanthebest posted...</cite> <quote><cite>NeonOctopus posted...</cite> <quote><cite>pegusus123456 posted...</cite> <quote>Just masturbate while you take a shit, god, does CE have to explain everything to you?</quote> But I want to relax at my desk, light some candles, and pull up a vid of some big titty german chick, maybe a 2nd tab with asian big titties too, and just rock polish my onix. Then have a 10 minute cooldown where I just browse CE in my post-deed state while mentally reflecting on if what I watched was normal. You know, normal stuff >_></quote> Ftfy</quote> Big tits are always normal tho</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PoopPotato 08/20/17 11:11:27 AM #9:	You've never given yourself a Blumpkin? I once had spooge, snot, piss, shit, and blood in the toilet bowl at one time. It was a real biohazard nightmare. --- http://i.minus.com/i5EWBMXTN4ERv.gif <cite>PoopPotato posted [p:885112878] in Wanted to ... [t:75689519]...</cite> <quote>You've never given yourself a Blumpkin? I once had spooge, snot, piss, shit, and blood in the toilet bowl at one time. It was a real biohazard nightmare.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thronedfire2 08/20/17 11:11:31 AM #10:	How does it take you so long to shit. You need more fiber in your diet --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... <cite>thronedfire2 posted [p:885112880] in Wanted to ... [t:75689519]...</cite> <quote>How does it take you so long to shit. You need more fiber in your diet</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 08/20/17 11:29:52 AM #11:	thronedfire2 posted... How does it take you so long to shit. You need more fiber in your diet It was just messy >_> took forever to wipe up. I had a burger last night, maybe that's why? --- http://i.imgur.com/nlaY1qH.jpg http://i.imgur.com/zHJ1OCo.gif http://i.imgur.com/btBPP4E.jpg http://i.imgur.com/1B3bMHw.gif <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:885113572] in Wanted to ... [t:75689519]...</cite> <quote><cite>thronedfire2 posted...</cite> <quote>How does it take you so long to shit. You need more fiber in your diet</quote> It was just messy >_> took forever to wipe up. I had a burger last night, maybe that's why?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Current Events > Wanted to deed before work, but then I had to take a phat shit >_>