Poll of the Day > My Taco Bell receipt says "Now Hiring: Dreams Do Come True"

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Mead
05/04/18 11:03:32 AM
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That seems almost passive aggressive
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Far-Queue
05/04/18 11:07:11 AM
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Probably get at least one free item off the menu per day. That sounds like a dream come true to me!
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Kigalas
05/04/18 11:14:50 AM
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@TheWorstPoster
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RoboXgp89
05/04/18 12:30:55 PM
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their line there is non-stop
i won't work in fast food anymore
it's impossible to get day hours every single day of the week
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Herpes
05/04/18 12:31:18 PM
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Who the fuck eats at taco bell and isn't 14 years old?

TC: what's your BMI?
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Nade Duck
05/04/18 12:33:52 PM
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the printer at my taco bell has been fucked since like 2016 so the receipt always kinda looks like it says firing when i go there.
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Herpes
05/04/18 12:35:01 PM
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Nade Duck posted...
the printer at my taco bell has been fucked since like 2016 so the receipt always kinda looks like it says firing when i go there.


Imagine admitting to going to taco bell so often that you are familiar with how their printers are operating.

Wow...
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Far-Queue
05/04/18 12:35:29 PM
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Herpes posted...
Who the fuck eats at taco bell and isn't 14 years old?

Who the fuck cares what other people eat and isn't 14 years old?

100% Vegan Diet as of 11/21/2016.
Nobody can possibly be so hungry that they need to take a life in order to feel satisfied.

nvm, that explains it.
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LinkPizza
05/04/18 12:35:31 PM
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Herpes posted...
Who the fuck eats at taco bell and isn't 14 years old?

Probably most customers...
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Firewood18
05/04/18 12:42:37 PM
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The Bell tolls for you, Mead. Time to go back to work.
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Nade Duck
05/04/18 12:54:12 PM
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Herpes posted...
Nade Duck posted...
the printer at my taco bell has been fucked since like 2016 so the receipt always kinda looks like it says firing when i go there.


Imagine admitting to going to taco bell so often that you are familiar with how their printers are operating.

Wow...

imagine caring what other people eat when they're depressed
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Nade Duck
05/04/18 12:54:41 PM
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Far-Queue posted...
Herpes posted...
Who the fuck eats at taco bell and isn't 14 years old?

Who the fuck cares what other people eat and isn't 14 years old?

100% Vegan Diet as of 11/21/2016.
Nobody can possibly be so hungry that they need to take a life in order to feel satisfied.

nvm, that explains it.

it's just a troll account dude, who gives a shit
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Far-Queue
05/04/18 12:58:28 PM
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Figured that once I read the sig. Not going to pay it any mind.
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Nade Duck
05/04/18 12:59:27 PM
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herpes is a pretty great name, though.
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Kigalas
05/04/18 1:04:49 PM
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Nade Duck posted...
herpes is a pretty great name, though.

A much better first name than middle name, thats for sure.
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RoboXgp89
05/04/18 1:05:46 PM
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god that's better then some of the fake sounding names people come up with that are horribly mispelt
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Ogurisama
05/04/18 1:08:30 PM
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Kanaya413
05/04/18 1:36:04 PM
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I always laugh when i see that on the receipt
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wolfy42
05/04/18 1:40:20 PM
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I too thought of Jen when I saw this topic. But she has a better job, even if working at Taco bell might be nirvana for her.
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Mead
05/04/18 2:52:31 PM
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Herpes posted...
Who the fuck eats at taco bell and isn't 14 years old?

TC: what's your BMI?


200!
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SunWuKung420
05/04/18 2:52:41 PM
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Taco Bell be trollin'.
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HANGtheDJ_86
05/04/18 3:33:11 PM
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Herpes posted...
TC: what's your BMI?


Hey, the more the girth, the more they're worth.
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SunWuKung420
05/04/18 4:05:25 PM
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P9q9zvS
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Bulbasaur
05/04/18 4:28:45 PM
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hey man what did you get from taco bell
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Mead
05/04/18 4:33:21 PM
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Bulbasaur posted...
hey man what did you get from taco bell


Breakfast quesadilla
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JanwayDaahl
05/04/18 4:38:06 PM
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Nade Duck posted...
Herpes posted...
Nade Duck posted...
the printer at my taco bell has been fucked since like 2016 so the receipt always kinda looks like it says firing when i go there.


Imagine admitting to going to taco bell so often that you are familiar with how their printers are operating.

Wow...

imagine caring what other people eat when they're depressed


Being depressed isn't a good excuse to continue eating poorly- in fact, it's pretty much a negative feedback loop where one causes the other. Exercise and diet fundamentally help deal with depression in this way.

And to be honest, this type of issue isn't even limited to depressed people. With so much of the country being overweight or obese, poor eating habits are the norm. That's why you have garbage "lunch combos" marketed at a cheap price, which are practically a whole day's worth of calories for many people. Sure you can eat fast food and still maintain a caloric deficit, but it's usually not feasible for most people.
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Bulbasaur
05/04/18 6:04:30 PM
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Mead posted...
Bulbasaur posted...
hey man what did you get from taco bell


Breakfast quesadilla


gross
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Mead
05/04/18 6:16:09 PM
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Bulbasaur posted...
Mead posted...
Bulbasaur posted...
hey man what did you get from taco bell


Breakfast quesadilla


gross


You should see it later
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Bulbasaur
05/04/18 6:17:02 PM
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are you inviting me to a poop watching party
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Mead
05/04/18 6:24:32 PM
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Bulbasaur posted...
are you inviting me to a poop watching party


byotp
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Jen0125
05/04/18 7:43:58 PM
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Ogurisama posted...
@Jen0125


I have a job.
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WarGreymon77
05/04/18 8:45:46 PM
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It must be a dream job, cuz the KFC/Taco Bell is the slowest fast food joint in this town. And they always screw up something.
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Herpes
05/07/18 10:49:08 AM
#33:


Nade Duck posted...
Herpes posted...
Nade Duck posted...
the printer at my taco bell has been fucked since like 2016 so the receipt always kinda looks like it says firing when i go there.


Imagine admitting to going to taco bell so often that you are familiar with how their printers are operating.

Wow...

imagine caring what other people eat when they're depressed


You've been depressed since 2016?
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BurgerTime79
05/07/18 10:56:33 AM
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My local Taco Bell seems to only hire teenagers and stoners. The late night crew goofs off, and I don't trust that my food is going to be made correctly.
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GunslingerGunsl
05/07/18 11:16:54 AM
#35:


SunWuKung420 posted...
P9q9zvS

That's not over the counter!
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Mofuji
05/07/18 11:30:26 AM
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I mean, if you really need a job...
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