Poll of the Day > Would you rather have an immortal dog or an immortal cat?

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Mead
08/31/18 6:13:45 PM
#1:


Choose your choice - Results (10 votes)
Immortal dog
40% (4 votes)
4
Immortal cat
20% (2 votes)
2
Neither
40% (4 votes)
4
You can choose any breed of domestic dog or cat

They stop aging once they reach adulthood and cannot contract or develop disease. They quickly heal from any injuries no matter how severe. These abilities effect this pet only and can never be harnessed for use on another living thing.

You do have the option of having the pet pass away when your life ends or allowing it to continue on without you. The pet can breed normally but any offspring will be regular dogs/cats of the breed and will liveout regular lifespans.
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Nade Duck
08/31/18 6:14:42 PM
#2:


neither, i choose a snail.
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Mead
08/31/18 6:17:54 PM
#3:


Nade Duck posted...
neither, i choose a snail.


Okay but it cant sing
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darkknight109
08/31/18 6:31:12 PM
#4:


Neither, for I am allergic.
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Nade Duck
08/31/18 6:43:59 PM
#5:


Mead posted...
Nade Duck posted...
neither, i choose a snail.


Okay but it cant sing

that's fine. i'm keeping it in a soundproof, airtight jar for the rest of eternity anyway.
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JimCarrysToe
08/31/18 7:50:54 PM
#6:


Neither, I want a snek
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Mead
08/31/18 7:55:57 PM
#7:


JimCarrysToe posted...
Neither, I want a snek


Okay but it has human legs
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MICHALECOLE
08/31/18 7:57:40 PM
#8:


I choose cat! Like in hocus pocus! And he can talk!
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Pikazard1
08/31/18 8:07:56 PM
#9:


dog, specifically a jack Russell/corgi mix

lost my little girl 2 years ago to cancer, and miss her terribly
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Zeus
08/31/18 8:12:03 PM
#10:


Well, I'd pick--

Mead posted...
You can choose any breed of domestic dog or cat


---ohh... =(

As much as I love cats, I imagine a larger dog would probably be more practical.

Mead posted...
These abilities effect this pet only


https://www.vocabulary.com/articles/chooseyourwords/affect-effect/

Mead posted...

You do have the option of having the pet pass away when your life ends or allowing it to continue on without you. The pet can breed normally but any offspring will be regular dogs/cats of the breed and will liveout regular lifespans.


I think I'd want them to live on without me. They could despondently hang around my grave all day.... or, you know, go on to live with a series of other blood relatives. Of course, I'd also want that dog to avenge my death, especially given the news of how many PotDers either want to see me dead or kill me themselves (a list that includes Kana, NMB, Wasteland, Evray... and those are just the ones who have explicitly mentioned wanting it. Who knows many other would-be killers are out there?!)
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Xialoh
08/31/18 8:12:19 PM
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Cat, one of those really smart breeds that acts more like a dog than a cat.
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Mead
08/31/18 8:30:34 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
I choose cat! Like in hocus pocus! And he can talk!


Whoa!
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JanwayDaahl
08/31/18 9:03:20 PM
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Cats are less needy whereas dogs seem to have a lot more loyalty. I choose cats though because I've had various cats in the house throughout my life. Dogs are too filthy.
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botsrule
08/31/18 9:13:31 PM
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Dog aren't filthy but they can be dirty.
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HagenEx
08/31/18 9:24:32 PM
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Cats. because an immortal dog is a dog that will forever shit everywhere. Cats at least clean their own mess.
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wolfy42
08/31/18 9:39:38 PM
#16:


I would not imbue immortality on anything. The clause to have it die with me basically makes it pointless, especially since a kitten/puppy would probably out live me anyway normally right now.
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Mead
08/31/18 9:49:29 PM
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HagenEx posted...
Cats. because an immortal dog is a dog that will forever shit everywhere. Cats at least clean their own mess.


They scoop/change their own litter box?
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Zikten
08/31/18 10:51:50 PM
#18:


I love my cat. But an immortal dire wolf like from game of thrones would be cool
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GanonsSpirit
08/31/18 10:56:36 PM
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HagenEx posted...
Cats. because an immortal dog is a dog that will forever shit everywhere. Cats at least clean their own mess.

Since it's immortal couldn't you just not feed it?
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wwinterj25
08/31/18 11:12:42 PM
#20:


Mead posted...
You do have the option of having the pet pass away when your life ends or allowing it to continue on without you.


Oh. In that case a cat. I certainly like pussies.
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LinkPizza
08/31/18 11:17:54 PM
#21:


HagenEx posted...
Cats. because an immortal dog is a dog that will forever shit everywhere. Cats at least clean their own mess.

Well, until their litter box is full. Then they go everywhere else on purpose. My dog just waits until he goes outside.

Also, I choose dog. I like dogs more. Though, I do like talking cats. Like the one in Hocus Pocus or Salem from Sabrina the Teenage Witch. Anyway, I would definitely have it die with me. Pets can get really attached to certain owners. And can become very depressed without them sometimes. I wouldn't want to do that...
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ParanoidObsessive
09/01/18 12:00:57 AM
#22:


Speaking as someone who has had both a cat and a dog as a pet at different points in my life, I will never own a cat again. But I'm constantly fighting off the urge to get a new dog.


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JimCarrysToe
09/01/18 12:04:16 AM
#23:


Mead posted...
JimCarrysToe posted...
Neither, I want a snek


Okay but it has human legs


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LinkPizza
09/01/18 12:06:22 AM
#24:


ParanoidObsessive posted...
Speaking as someone who has had both a cat and a dog as a pet at different points in my life, I will never own a cat again. But I'm constantly fighting off the urge to get a new dog.


I do have to stop myself from getting another puppy a lot...
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wolfy42
09/01/18 12:18:32 AM
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That would have to be one charming m-fing pig!!

Charlottes web!!!
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KJ StErOiDs
09/01/18 1:42:30 AM
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Since I prefer cats, easily the immortal cat.
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trodi_911
09/01/18 3:00:34 AM
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Neither. I choose a catgirl.
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GanglyKhan
09/01/18 3:40:51 AM
#28:


Nade Duck posted...
Mead posted...
Nade Duck posted...
neither, i choose a snail.


Okay but it cant sing

that's fine. i'm keeping it in a soundproof, airtight jar for the rest of eternity anyway.

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Zeus
09/01/18 4:32:14 AM
#29:


trodi_911 posted...
Neither. I choose a catgirl.


Why is that never an option?!
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Mead
09/01/18 4:52:01 AM
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trodi_911 posted...
Neither. I choose a catgirl.


Okay but shes from the latest issue of cosmopolitan
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