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hockeybub89 11/10/18 3:09:06 PM #1:	Shit's good. --- http://card.psnprofiles.com/1/NIR_Hockey.png http://www.last.fm/user/hockeybub89/ <cite>hockeybub89 posted [p:912168965] in Why do peo... [t:77189839]...</cite> <quote>Shit's good.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SSJCAT 11/10/18 3:10:56 PM #2:	probably because they eat nothing but chicken tendys and french fries everyday --- PSN: SUPER_KITTY_JAM FC: SW-2262-4005-7054 <cite>SSJCAT posted [p:912169020] in Why do peo... [t:77189839]...</cite> <quote>probably because they eat nothing but chicken tendys and french fries everyday</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SpiralDrift 11/10/18 3:12:26 PM #3:	I'd rather eat it plain with a spoon. --- Do unto others what your parents did to you. <cite>SpiralDrift posted [p:912169088] in Why do peo... [t:77189839]...</cite> <quote>I'd rather eat it plain with a spoon.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
electricbugs2 11/10/18 3:17:58 PM #4:	It's become a meme food. --- Is sticking your tongue on a 9-volt battery a masculine gesture?-Questionmarktarius <cite>electricbugs2 posted [p:912169344] in Why do peo... [t:77189839]...</cite> <quote>It's become a meme food.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LordRazziel 11/10/18 3:19:47 PM #5:	Because it's always outrageously priced because... electricbugs2 posted... It's become a meme food. --- https://i.imgtc.com/xg91pMF.gif On really romantic evenings of self, I go salsa dancing with my confusion. <cite>LordRazziel posted [p:912169440] in Why do peo... [t:77189839]...</cite> <quote>Because it's always outrageously priced because... <cite>electricbugs2 posted...</cite> <quote>It's become a meme food.</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lordgold666 11/10/18 3:20:47 PM #6:	Avocado is sooo good! --- 3DS: 1848-2391-0198 "May the Father of Understanding guide us" <cite>Lordgold666 posted [p:912169487] in Why do peo... [t:77189839]...</cite> <quote>Avocado is sooo good!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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electricbugs2 11/10/18 3:22:41 PM #8:	Hairistotle posted... what is avocado toast? avocado on toast --- Is sticking your tongue on a 9-volt battery a masculine gesture?-Questionmarktarius <cite>electricbugs2 posted [p:912169566] in Why do peo... [t:77189839]...</cite> <quote><cite>Hairistotle posted...</cite> <quote>what is avocado toast?</quote> avocado on toast</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gafemage 11/10/18 3:23:17 PM #9:	@Hairistotle posted... what is avocado toast? A slice of toast with avocado spread over it; there's usually an egg & cracked pepper involved too IIRC - maybe some salt as well. --- https://imgur.com/1EOFcjn https://imgur.com/epjd8zk <cite>Gafemage posted [p:912169591] in Why do peo... [t:77189839]...</cite> <quote><cite>@Hairistotle posted...</cite> <quote>what is avocado toast?</quote> A slice of toast with avocado spread over it; there's usually an egg & cracked pepper involved too IIRC - maybe some salt as well.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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eston 11/10/18 3:24:08 PM #11:	I've never had it but it sounds delicious --- http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i215/estonc/grizzly_bear_chairs_2.jpg https://imgur.com/8kjZU <cite>eston posted [p:912169619] in Why do peo... [t:77189839]...</cite> <quote>I've never had it but it sounds delicious</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kinetika_ 11/10/18 3:25:31 PM #12:	ProfessorKukui posted... Because why ruin a good piece of bread with avocado? --- PSN: PurifyNothing <cite>kinetika_ posted [p:912169690] in Why do peo... [t:77189839]...</cite> <quote><cite>ProfessorKukui posted...</cite> <quote>Because why ruin a good piece of bread with avocado?</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
teepan95 11/10/18 3:26:05 PM #13:	Real talk: I tried avocado and it didn't taste of anything --- I use Gameraven and you should too. http://error1355.com/ce/teepan95.html <cite>teepan95 posted [p:912169715] in Why do peo... [t:77189839]...</cite> <quote>Real talk: I tried avocado and it didn't taste of anything</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hummer 2 11/10/18 3:26:37 PM #14:	because it's often like $14 <cite>Hummer 2 posted [p:912169738] in Why do peo... [t:77189839]...</cite> <quote>because it's often like $14</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SpiralDrift 11/10/18 3:27:26 PM #15:	As an avocado purist I view it as basic hipster babby's first health food. It's like those people who start drinking tea to be healthy but add tons of cream and sugar because they don't like the taste otherwise. --- Do unto others what your parents did to you. <cite>SpiralDrift posted [p:912169773] in Why do peo... [t:77189839]...</cite> <quote>As an avocado purist I view it as basic hipster babby's first health food. It's like those people who start drinking tea to be healthy but add tons of cream and sugar because they don't like the taste otherwise.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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prettyprincess 11/10/18 3:27:50 PM #17:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yenZLqXAzng#t=3m19s --- And in an infinite regress, tell me, why is the pain of birth lighter borne than the pain of death? <cite>prettyprincess posted [p:912169796] in Why do peo... [t:77189839]...</cite> <quote>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yenZLqXAzng#t=3m19s</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Butterfiles 11/10/18 3:38:11 PM #19:	because avocado is bland and boring and it's a light snack that you're playing $10 for --- http://www.last.fm/user/PigBun 56k warning <cite>Butterfiles posted [p:912170268] in Why do peo... [t:77189839]...</cite> <quote>because avocado is bland and boring and it's a light snack that you're playing $10 for</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
electricbugs2 11/10/18 3:40:35 PM #20:	Hairistotle posted... how is it a meme? Some rich CEO said the reason millennials can't afford homes is because they spend money on avocado toast. He was ripped to shreds online, and then doubled down, so it just became a joke associated with millennials. --- Is sticking your tongue on a 9-volt battery a masculine gesture?-Questionmarktarius <cite>electricbugs2 posted [p:912170364] in Why do peo... [t:77189839]...</cite> <quote><cite>Hairistotle posted...</cite> <quote>how is it a meme?</quote> Some rich CEO said the reason millennials can't afford homes is because they spend money on avocado toast. He was ripped to shreds online, and then doubled down, so it just became a joke associated with millennials.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ChainedRedone 11/10/18 3:47:57 PM #21:	Butterfiles posted... because avocado is bland and boring You're supposed to add salt to it. Do people not realize avacado is a fat? You wouldn't eat straight butter would you? --- David Mink. Hero. https://c1.staticflickr.com/7/6043/6337878059_009dd4c4f3_z.jpg <cite>ChainedRedone posted [p:912170676] in Why do peo... [t:77189839]...</cite> <quote><cite>Butterfiles posted...</cite> <quote>because avocado is bland and boring</quote> You're supposed to add salt to it. Do people not realize avacado is a fat? You wouldn't eat straight butter would you?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Roxborough4Ever 11/10/18 3:50:03 PM #22:	I didn't even know it was a thing until people started mocking it.....its like a ploy by the advocado council to increase recognition of the fruit so it will be known --- You feast on red herring because it is your birthright. <cite>Roxborough4Ever posted [p:912170769] in Why do peo... [t:77189839]...</cite> <quote>I didn't even know it was a thing until people started mocking it.....its like a ploy by the advocado council to increase recognition of the fruit so it will be known</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Taxer 11/10/18 3:50:05 PM #23:	It's pretty okay, you can do way better with avocado though. --- https://soundcloud.com/taxerthetyrant <cite>Taxer posted [p:912170770] in Why do peo... [t:77189839]...</cite> <quote>It's pretty okay, you can do way better with avocado though.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kuwab0 11/10/18 3:50:13 PM #24:	teepan95 posted... Real talk: I tried avocado and it didn't taste of anything Salt and Pepper --- https://imgur.com/QfpP05s https://imgur.com/vdnZ1o6 https://imgur.com/zTgf822 <cite>kuwab0 posted [p:912170782] in Why do peo... [t:77189839]...</cite> <quote><cite>teepan95 posted...</cite> <quote>Real talk: I tried avocado and it didn't taste of anything</quote> Salt and Pepper</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RiderofHogs 11/10/18 3:50:17 PM #25:	Avocado tastes like wet cardboard. --- I hath returned. <cite>RiderofHogs posted [p:912170785] in Why do peo... [t:77189839]...</cite> <quote>Avocado tastes like wet cardboard.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LordRazziel 11/10/18 3:50:21 PM #26:	ChainedRedone posted... Butterfiles posted... because avocado is bland and boring You're supposed to add salt to it. Do people not realize avacado is a fat? You wouldn't eat straight butter would you? I'd eat butter on toast... >_> --- https://i.imgtc.com/xg91pMF.gif On really romantic evenings of self, I go salsa dancing with my confusion. <cite>LordRazziel posted [p:912170790] in Why do peo... [t:77189839]...</cite> <quote><cite>ChainedRedone posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Butterfiles posted...</cite> <quote>because avocado is bland and boring</quote> You're supposed to add salt to it. Do people not realize avacado is a fat? You wouldn't eat straight butter would you?</quote> I'd eat butter on toast... >_></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ChainedRedone 11/10/18 3:51:46 PM #27:	LordRazziel posted... ChainedRedone posted... Butterfiles posted... because avocado is bland and boring You're supposed to add salt to it. Do people not realize avacado is a fat? You wouldn't eat straight butter would you? I'd eat butter on toast... >_> Would you eat straight butter? --- David Mink. Hero. https://c1.staticflickr.com/7/6043/6337878059_009dd4c4f3_z.jpg <cite>ChainedRedone posted [p:912170858] in Why do peo... [t:77189839]...</cite> <quote><cite>LordRazziel posted...</cite> <quote><cite>ChainedRedone posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Butterfiles posted...</cite> <quote>because avocado is bland and boring</quote> You're supposed to add salt to it. Do people not realize avacado is a fat? You wouldn't eat straight butter would you?</quote> I'd eat butter on toast... >_></quote> Would you eat straight butter?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RiderofHogs 11/10/18 3:52:19 PM #28:	ChainedRedone posted... You wouldn't eat straight butter would you? No, you melt and drink that shit. --- I hath returned. <cite>RiderofHogs posted [p:912170879] in Why do peo... [t:77189839]...</cite> <quote><cite>ChainedRedone posted...</cite> <quote>You wouldn't eat straight butter would you?</quote> No, you melt and drink that shit.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
prettyprincess 11/10/18 3:52:32 PM #29:	what about a butter guac --- And in an infinite regress, tell me, why is the pain of birth lighter borne than the pain of death? <cite>prettyprincess posted [p:912170887] in Why do peo... [t:77189839]...</cite> <quote>what about a butter guac</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LordRazziel 11/10/18 3:55:40 PM #30:	ChainedRedone posted... LordRazziel posted... ChainedRedone posted... Butterfiles posted... because avocado is bland and boring You're supposed to add salt to it. Do people not realize avacado is a fat? You wouldn't eat straight butter would you? I'd eat butter on toast... >_> Would you eat straight butter? No, but that's because of the taste. Also, avocado is unsaturated fat, while butter is saturated fat. --- https://i.imgtc.com/xg91pMF.gif On really romantic evenings of self, I go salsa dancing with my confusion. <cite>LordRazziel posted [p:912171027] in Why do peo... [t:77189839]...</cite> <quote><cite>ChainedRedone posted...</cite> <quote><cite>LordRazziel posted...</cite> <quote><cite>ChainedRedone posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Butterfiles posted...</cite> <quote>because avocado is bland and boring</quote> You're supposed to add salt to it. Do people not realize avacado is a fat? You wouldn't eat straight butter would you?</quote> I'd eat butter on toast... >_></quote> Would you eat straight butter?</quote> No, but that's because of the taste. Also, avocado is unsaturated fat, while butter is saturated fat.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ChainedRedone 11/10/18 3:55:53 PM #31:	RiderofHogs posted... ChainedRedone posted... You wouldn't eat straight butter would you? No, you melt and drink that shit. Like apple juice? --- David Mink. Hero. https://c1.staticflickr.com/7/6043/6337878059_009dd4c4f3_z.jpg <cite>ChainedRedone posted [p:912171038] in Why do peo... [t:77189839]...</cite> <quote><cite>RiderofHogs posted...</cite> <quote><cite>ChainedRedone posted...</cite> <quote>You wouldn't eat straight butter would you?</quote> No, you melt and drink that shit.</quote> Like apple juice?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RiderofHogs 11/10/18 4:05:40 PM #32:	ChainedRedone posted... RiderofHogs posted... ChainedRedone posted... You wouldn't eat straight butter would you? No, you melt and drink that shit. Like apple juice? Yeah. --- I hath returned. <cite>RiderofHogs posted [p:912171461] in Why do peo... [t:77189839]...</cite> <quote><cite>ChainedRedone posted...</cite> <quote><cite>RiderofHogs posted...</cite> <quote><cite>ChainedRedone posted...</cite> <quote>You wouldn't eat straight butter would you?</quote> No, you melt and drink that shit.</quote> Like apple juice?</quote> Yeah.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
teepan95 11/11/18 1:50:34 PM #33:	kuwab0 posted... teepan95 posted... Real talk: I tried avocado and it didn't taste of anything Salt and Pepper So why put avocado on it when I can just put salt and pepper on my food directly? --- I use Gameraven and you should too. http://error1355.com/ce/teepan95.html <cite>teepan95 posted [p:912219233] in Why do peo... [t:77189839]...</cite> <quote><cite>kuwab0 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>teepan95 posted...</cite> <quote> Real talk: I tried avocado and it didn't taste of anything</quote> Salt and Pepper</quote> So why put avocado on it when I can just put salt and pepper on my food directly?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pepys Monster 11/11/18 1:53:31 PM #34:	Avocado toast sounds really good. --- GOML <cite>Pepys Monster posted [p:912219417] in Why do peo... [t:77189839]...</cite> <quote>Avocado toast sounds really good.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RoastedCapuccin 11/11/18 1:54:30 PM #35:	It became a meme that started when an Australian billionaire said that millennials cant afford mansions because they spend money having avocado bread lol <cite>RoastedCapuccin posted [p:912219480] in Why do peo... [t:77189839]...</cite> <quote>It became a meme that started when an Australian billionaire said that millennials cant afford mansions because they spend money having avocado bread lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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