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UnfairRepresent
11/12/18 8:41:51 AM
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A Texas man thwarted his own burglary attempt Tuesday evening after bleeding to death inside the home he had broken into, police said.

The homeowner found 28-year-old Javier Tellez Jr. dead inside their El Paso home, KFOX-TV reported.

The homeowner told responding officers he had found the would-be burglar after discovering a broken window and pools of blood, police said in a news release.

Investigators determined the man had slashed his arms on the broken window and died from loss of blood, according to the release.

Authorities are continuing to investigate.


Full Article: https://www.foxnews.com/us/texas-burglar-bleeds-to-death-in-home-police
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pikachupwnage
11/12/18 8:42:16 AM
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Stupid games
Stupid prizes

Someone get this horrible failure of evolution and society a Darwin Award.
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catboy0_0
11/12/18 8:42:28 AM
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sheesh lol
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Chicken
11/12/18 8:42:53 AM
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Texas? I expected the guy to accidentally fall onto a dozen bullets.
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UnfairRepresent
11/12/18 8:48:28 AM
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Chicken posted...
Texas? I expected the guy to accidentally fall onto a dozen bullets.

Falling on a bullet wouldn't hurt that much
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lilORANG
11/12/18 8:49:20 AM
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That would be a terrible way to go tho, just having to wallow in your own failure as you bleed out.
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Mist_Turnips
11/12/18 8:51:39 AM
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The ripping and the tearing
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Rebel_Patriot
11/12/18 9:01:20 AM
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Damn what a mess to have to clean up
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stone
11/12/18 9:05:01 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Chicken posted...
Texas? I expected the guy to accidentally fall onto a dozen bullets.

Falling on a bullet wouldn't hurt that much

That's why he said a dozen, not just one, duh.
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Middle hope
11/12/18 9:06:04 AM
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Watch the guys family try to sue the people who had their house broken into
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UnfairRepresent
11/12/18 9:07:32 AM
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stone posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
Chicken posted...
Texas? I expected the guy to accidentally fall onto a dozen bullets.

Falling on a bullet wouldn't hurt that much

That's why he said a dozen, not just one, duh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CS7j5I6aOc" data-time="

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ManBeast462
11/12/18 9:09:01 AM
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Good
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CosmicShadows
11/12/18 9:09:45 AM
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Now the homeowner will have to deal with an evil pissed off ghost.
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UnfairRepresent
11/12/18 10:44:12 AM
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CosmicShadows posted...
Now the homeowner will have to deal with an evil pissed off ghost.

Not the owners fault
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Fossil
11/12/18 10:46:09 AM
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Middle hope posted...
Watch the guys family try to sue the people who had their house broken into

It's sad home owners actually have to worry about this. This country is a joke some times.
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MJOLNRVII
11/12/18 10:47:53 AM
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I was expecting a "That dude rolled a 1" kind of joke itt.
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ExtremeLuchador
11/12/18 10:48:05 AM
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There aren't any states where you can sue over death while committing a felony.
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UnfairRepresent
11/12/18 10:51:25 AM
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Fossil posted...
Middle hope posted...
Watch the guys family try to sue the people who had their house broken into

It's sad home owners actually have to worry about this. This country is a joke some times.

They don't.

This whole "Sued for getting hurt while breaking in" is a myth.
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spanky1
11/12/18 10:53:10 AM
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Smh, I hope the home owner gets jail time for having such dangerous windows and not upkeeping them.

:P
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UnfairRepresent
11/14/18 2:18:36 AM
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MJOLNRVII posted...
I was expecting a "That dude rolled a 1" kind of joke itt.

He rolled more than 1
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glitteringfairy
11/14/18 2:21:35 AM
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I'm very ok with this
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Lebronwon
11/14/18 2:26:07 AM
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Fair, Next. Many movies/tv shows lie about how dangerous it is to be thrown through a window.
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action52
11/14/18 4:00:44 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
MJOLNRVII posted...
I was expecting a "That dude rolled a 1" kind of joke itt.

He rolled more than 1

He rolled a 1, then the worst possible roll on the botch table.
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catboy0_0
11/14/18 4:01:17 AM
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is it bad that I don't feel bad he died
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desuno-to
11/14/18 4:09:30 AM
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Rebel_Patriot posted...
Damn what a mess to have to clean up

I actually feel really sorry for the homeowners. Even if they're lucky enough to have insurance to cleanup the mess, the trauma of not only having someone break into your home, but to see their corpse in a bloody pool? That image will be ingrained forever, especially whenever they walk into whatever room they found him in. The burgler got off pretty easy in that sense.

I'd think they'd have to move out from the trauma.
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Irony
11/14/18 4:40:50 AM
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Womp womp
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Rika_Furude
11/14/18 4:50:21 AM
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EpicMickeyDrew
11/14/18 5:06:49 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
CosmicShadows posted...
Now the homeowner will have to deal with an evil pissed off ghost.

Not the owners fault

Are you seriously trying to make the point that the homeowner shouldn't have to deal with a ghost because it wasn't his fault?
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Mister_Spyker
11/14/18 6:24:22 AM
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r2pCbR9
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Ving_Rhames
11/14/18 6:44:10 AM
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Middle hope posted...
Watch the guys family try to sue the people who had their house broken into


This this this
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UnfairRepresent
11/14/18 9:17:47 AM
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catboy0_0 posted...
is it bad that I don't feel bad he died

yes
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Vicious_Dios
11/14/18 9:24:37 AM
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Me? I would've went in through the front door.
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Roxborough4Ever
11/14/18 9:25:57 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Fossil posted...
Middle hope posted...
Watch the guys family try to sue the people who had their house broken into

It's sad home owners actually have to worry about this. This country is a joke some times.

They don't.

This whole "Sued for getting hurt while breaking in" is a myth.


no, its not lmao.......maybe if you believe everything Snopes says, then yeah
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UnfairRepresent
11/14/18 9:26:29 AM
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Roxborough4Ever posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
Fossil posted...
Middle hope posted...
Watch the guys family try to sue the people who had their house broken into

It's sad home owners actually have to worry about this. This country is a joke some times.

They don't.

This whole "Sued for getting hurt while breaking in" is a myth.


no, its not lmao.......maybe if you believe everything Snopes says, then yeah

show me the cases
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Fam_Fam
11/14/18 9:27:52 AM
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it's illegal to set traps.

it would not be this type of situation though
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Solid Sonic
11/14/18 9:29:17 AM
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pikachupwnage posted...
Stupid games
Stupid prizes

Someone get this horrible failure of evolution and society a Darwin Award.

You can't learn anything from an experience if it kills you.
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LightHawKnight
11/14/18 9:54:48 AM
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Did he just punch the windows to break them instead of using a rock or what?
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ExtremeLuchador
11/14/18 11:10:23 AM
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The worse thing is the cops won't clean up blood and other fluids in your home. It could cost you $5,000 to pay a hazmat cleaning company. Most people end up cleaning up their uncle Jimmy's brains from a suicide due to costs.
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Laserion
11/14/18 12:13:40 PM
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Middle hope posted...
Watch the guys family try to sue the people who had their house broken into

The window was totally safe when I left home. He made it unsafe by breaking it, and then proceeded to use it unsafely when getting out.
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OBCD
11/14/18 12:16:51 PM
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What a dumb cut
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LightHawKnight
11/14/18 12:19:00 PM
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Laserion posted...
Middle hope posted...
Watch the guys family try to sue the people who had their house broken into

The window was totally safe when I left home. He made it unsafe by breaking it, and then proceeded to use it unsafely when getting out.


Technically he proceeded to use it unsafely when entering, as he was found dead inside.
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Paragon21XX
11/14/18 12:37:51 PM
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Any other state, his family can sue the victims for wrongful death and win.
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NeuralLaxative
11/14/18 12:39:42 PM
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Mist_Turnips posted...
The ripping and the tearing


The wild windows, the wild windows
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I4NRulez
11/14/18 12:41:24 PM
#45:


Roxborough4Ever posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
Fossil posted...
Middle hope posted...
Watch the guys family try to sue the people who had their house broken into

It's sad home owners actually have to worry about this. This country is a joke some times.

They don't.

This whole "Sued for getting hurt while breaking in" is a myth.


no, its not lmao.......maybe if you believe everything Snopes says, then yeah


I'm pretty sure the only time anyone has gotten in trouble for it is when that guy killed the man as he was running away and not a threat anymore
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ExtremeLuchador
11/14/18 12:42:58 PM
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Yeah the movie Liar Liar isn't a legal textbook.
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Fony
11/14/18 1:19:46 PM
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Middle hope posted...
Watch the guys family try to sue the people who had their house broken into


This is America, not the UK.
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UnfairRepresent
11/14/18 1:31:38 PM
#48:


Paragon21XX posted...
Any other state, his family can sue the victims for wrongful death and win.

No they can't
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desuno-to
11/14/18 1:34:42 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Paragon21XX posted...
Any other state, his family can sue the victims for wrongful death and win.

No they can't

Exactly. People forget that the US, like Canada/UK/etc is a common law system.
No judge is going to make that sort of ruling because of the precedent it will set for literally every burglar in the future.
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Oatcakes
11/14/18 1:36:29 PM
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Fony posted...
Middle hope posted...
Watch the guys family try to sue the people who had their house broken into


This is America, not the UK.


Yes America, the country where suing is a cultural pastime like attending a baseball game or shooting up a school.
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