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voldothegr8
12/20/18 11:01:18 PM
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LightningAce11
12/20/18 11:02:00 PM
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Joe Rogan reminds me of that meme pic where that kid is straining himself.
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Johnny_Nutcase
12/20/18 11:03:02 PM
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Not because of this video, but in general, I just want to punch Joe Rogan in the fucking mouth.
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cjsdowg
12/20/18 11:08:37 PM
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People talk about how pretty sure is, and I know to each their own..but even if she was normal sized she would not be my cup of tea.

Also I don't think can compare dove to this. Dove have women of many sizes but normally nothing as big as this.. and Dove is a soap everyone uses so. They are not saying these people are the best looking people around. See that is were these guys lose it. They have a point then they just get silly with their over reaching .
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prince_leo
12/20/18 11:11:18 PM
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one thing that stood out to me was when he talked about a male cover equivalent with a fat guy. I'd disagree with him. men are able to pull off being fat way more than women are
obviously not morbidly obese men, but it is generally more acceptable for a man to be overweight than a female. for instance "dad bod" is a meme perfectly mirroring overweight men acceptance. look at football and beer commercials: always have overweight men drinking beer, eating pizza, while watching the game while their slim hot wife comes and brings them another

etc,. etc. sure some women have taken it too far, but it just feels reactionary rather than delusion
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pogo_rabid
12/20/18 11:13:29 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Not because of this video, but in general, I just want to punch Joe Rogan in the fucking mouth.

You should give it a try. I'm sure it'll go well for you.
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Johnny_Nutcase
12/20/18 11:14:24 PM
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pogo_rabid posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Not because of this video, but in general, I just want to punch Joe Rogan in the fucking mouth.

You should give it a try. I'm sure it'll go well for you.


Hell yeah. Bait him into hitting me, fight back as best as I can and then sue his ass off afterwards.
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pogo_rabid
12/20/18 11:16:13 PM
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Absolutely, go for it.
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NOM
12/20/18 11:16:15 PM
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Yo, Joe Rogan would FUCK you up if you tried punching him in the face.

You ever seen that video where he fucked that guy up? Jamie, pull that up.
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Johnny_Nutcase
12/20/18 11:17:49 PM
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As long as I leave one scar on his stupid face to remember me by and one devil of a lawsuit. He can kick my ass up and down the street for all I care. I think it's possible I win the fight though.
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Johnny_Nutcase
12/20/18 11:20:39 PM
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JACKBUTTMOMMY posted...
Sounds like something an asshole would say.


I might have a justifiably good reason to wanna hit the man did you ever think of that?
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voldothegr8
12/20/18 11:24:00 PM
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prince_leo posted...
one thing that stood out to me was when he talked about a male cover equivalent with a fat guy. I'd disagree with him. men are able to pull off being fat way more than women are
obviously not morbidly obese men, but it is generally more acceptable for a man to be overweight than a female. for instance "dad bod" is a meme perfectly mirroring overweight men acceptance. look at football and beer commercials: always have overweight men drinking beer, eating pizza, while watching the game while their slim hot wife comes and brings them another

etc,. etc. sure some women have taken it too far, but it just feels reactionary rather than delusion

Bullshit, people were shitting on Moana because the Rock's character was "promoting fat acceptance" I guess because he wasn't ripped like Hercules or something.
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Pogo_Marimo
12/20/18 11:24:55 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
As long as I leave one scar on his stupid face to remember me by and one devil of a lawsuit. He can kick my ass up and down the street for all I care. I think it's possible I win the fight though.

Hahah.

Nah. You wouldn't scar him. You probably wouldn't even give him a fat lip unless you sucker punched him. The difference between someone with a good amount of kickboxing/MMA training and some puffed up tough guy is night and day.
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Vyrulisse
12/20/18 11:26:23 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase
12/20/18 11:27:07 PM
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Pogo_Marimo posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
As long as I leave one scar on his stupid face to remember me by and one devil of a lawsuit. He can kick my ass up and down the street for all I care. I think it's possible I win the fight though.

Hahah.

Nah. You wouldn't scar him. You probably wouldn't even give him a fat lip unless you sucker punched him. The difference between someone with a good amount of kickboxing/MMA training and some puffed up tough guy is night and day.


I'd just wait until he's really sick in the hospital. MMA isn't gonna stop me from smashing his face in while he's getting X-Rayed.
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prince_leo
12/20/18 11:30:37 PM
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voldothegr8 posted...
Bullshit, people were shitting on Moana because the Rock's character was "promoting fat acceptance" I guess because he wasn't ripped like Hercules or something.

iirc people were upset with how Maui looked because they didn't like that he was fat Samoan # 36597 in pop culture

even if they were angry about that, I don't think it's comparable. men are able to get away with being overweight in pop culture a lot more than women, it's noteworthy when a man is called out for it
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bobbaaay
12/20/18 11:31:18 PM
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Joe Rogan is a poster child for CEmen. Tons of surface level pseudo intellectual, hyper libertarian, "personal responsibility" garbage he spews.
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Johnny_Nutcase
12/20/18 11:33:17 PM
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bobbaaay posted...
Joe Rogan is a poster child for CEmen. Tons of surface level pseudo intellectual, hyper libertarian, "personal responsibility" garbage he spews.


This guy gets it. I certainly won't be punching bobbbaaayyy in the face anytime soon.
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Webmaster4531
12/20/18 11:35:47 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Pogo_Marimo posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
As long as I leave one scar on his stupid face to remember me by and one devil of a lawsuit. He can kick my ass up and down the street for all I care. I think it's possible I win the fight though.

Hahah.

Nah. You wouldn't scar him. You probably wouldn't even give him a fat lip unless you sucker punched him. The difference between someone with a good amount of kickboxing/MMA training and some puffed up tough guy is night and day.


I'd just wait until he's really sick in the hospital. MMA isn't gonna stop me from smashing his face in while he's getting X-Rayed.

Would the cancer be worth it?
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Johnny_Nutcase
12/20/18 11:37:01 PM
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Webmaster4531 posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Pogo_Marimo posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
As long as I leave one scar on his stupid face to remember me by and one devil of a lawsuit. He can kick my ass up and down the street for all I care. I think it's possible I win the fight though.

Hahah.

Nah. You wouldn't scar him. You probably wouldn't even give him a fat lip unless you sucker punched him. The difference between someone with a good amount of kickboxing/MMA training and some puffed up tough guy is night and day.


I'd just wait until he's really sick in the hospital. MMA isn't gonna stop me from smashing his face in while he's getting X-Rayed.

Would the cancer be worth it?


What cancer? I'm not a complete asshole, I would put on a lead vest first.
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Krojen
12/21/18 12:27:16 AM
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Pogo_Marimo posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
As long as I leave one scar on his stupid face to remember me by and one devil of a lawsuit. He can kick my ass up and down the street for all I care. I think it's possible I win the fight though.

Hahah.

Nah. You wouldn't scar him. You probably wouldn't even give him a fat lip unless you sucker punched him. The difference between someone with a good amount of kickboxing/MMA training and some puffed up tough guy is night and day.

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soulunison2
12/21/18 12:28:19 AM
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Krojen posted...
Pogo_Marimo posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
As long as I leave one scar on his stupid face to remember me by and one devil of a lawsuit. He can kick my ass up and down the street for all I care. I think it's possible I win the fight though.

Hahah.

Nah. You wouldn't scar him. You probably wouldn't even give him a fat lip unless you sucker punched him. The difference between someone with a good amount of kickboxing/MMA training and some puffed up tough guy is night and day.

GQ2P9Zi
Hh0GtE5
GqGYRHH
Cs97UjL


This a troll post right

Rogan is a practitioner of many Martial Arts lol
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FrisbeeDude
12/21/18 12:33:16 AM
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There arent many high profile positions women who are overweight exist in. This isnt remotely close to true for men.
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E32005
12/21/18 12:35:27 AM
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pogo_rabid posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Not because of this video, but in general, I just want to punch Joe Rogan in the fucking mouth.

You should give it a try. I'm sure it'll go well for you.

Johnny_Nutcase posted...
pogo_rabid posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Not because of this video, but in general, I just want to punch Joe Rogan in the fucking mouth.

You should give it a try. I'm sure it'll go well for you.


Hell yeah. Bait him into hitting me, fight back as best as I can and then sue his ass off afterwards.

So cool
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Esrac
12/21/18 12:39:23 AM
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soulunison2 posted...
Krojen posted...
Pogo_Marimo posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
As long as I leave one scar on his stupid face to remember me by and one devil of a lawsuit. He can kick my ass up and down the street for all I care. I think it's possible I win the fight though.

Hahah.

Nah. You wouldn't scar him. You probably wouldn't even give him a fat lip unless you sucker punched him. The difference between someone with a good amount of kickboxing/MMA training and some puffed up tough guy is night and day.

GQ2P9Zi
Hh0GtE5
GqGYRHH
Cs97UjL


This a troll post right

Rogan is a practitioner of many Martial Arts lol


Yes. The last picture isn't even Rogan. It's some random dude, if I recall correctly, from some viral anti-cat calling video.
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ChainedRedone
12/21/18 12:40:33 AM
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What's his point? That a picture of a fat chick on a magazine cover triggers him? Why would anyone care? It's such a weird thing to rant about.
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SomeLikeItHoth
12/21/18 12:43:19 AM
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I love this man.
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Bloodychess
12/21/18 12:47:02 AM
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Joe Rogan seems to be new target of tryhard forever alones on the internet.
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Raikuro
12/21/18 12:47:06 AM
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Cosmo is a chick magazine, why would any guy care about who's on it
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ChainedRedone
12/21/18 12:48:32 AM
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Raikuro posted...
Cosmo is a chick magazine, why would any guy care about who's on it


People like the TC need to inflate their own self-esteem by insulting others and faking outrage.
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shnangyboos
12/21/18 12:51:13 AM
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I think someone in here has a fat wife/girlfriend.
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Krojen
12/21/18 12:51:13 AM
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It was a troll post, but let's be real. Rogan is tiny, in his 50s, has had a dozen knee/back surgeries, and can only make it through vibram hill jogging because he's hopped up on hgh and trt.

He'd still beat up on some nerds here, but let's not turn mma into woo woo.
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Im_JustMe0129
12/21/18 1:08:41 AM
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Morbid obesity is not something to celebrate....you lefties are not making history by challenging societal norms like you think you are, you're just contributing to our further spiral into the toilet that our country is becoming.
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Completion
12/21/18 1:13:19 AM
#36:


Krojen posted...
It was a troll post, but let's be real. Rogan is tiny, in his 50s, has had a dozen knee/back surgeries, and can only make it through vibram hill jogging because he's hopped up on hgh and trt.

He'd still beat up on some nerds here, but let's not turn mma into woo woo.


He's 5'8". That's hardly 'tiny'. DC is only two more inches than that and he'd break you in half lol
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Crimson_Angel
12/21/18 1:19:01 AM
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JACKBUTTMOMMY posted...
Sounds like something an asshole would say.

It is something an asshole said.
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rikasa
12/21/18 1:20:49 AM
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Rogan actually said some nice feminist things in there. I appreciate him a lot. I don't think the other guy had much of a point.
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Krojen
12/21/18 1:41:42 AM
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Completion posted...
Krojen posted...
It was a troll post, but let's be real. Rogan is tiny, in his 50s, has had a dozen knee/back surgeries, and can only make it through vibram hill jogging because he's hopped up on hgh and trt.

He'd still beat up on some nerds here, but let's not turn mma into woo woo.


He's 5'8". That's hardly 'tiny'. DC is only two more inches than that and he'd break you in half lol

He claims 5'8 before all the aging and injuries. Here he is next to 5'8 Sam Harris

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His subreddit is obsessed with his height so my head is flooded with bs about it lol
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Esrac
12/21/18 4:05:06 AM
#40:


Raikuro posted...
Cosmo is a chick magazine, why would any guy care about who's on it


We don't want women to start thinking it's okay to be that grotesquely fat.
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12/21/18 4:11:35 AM
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FrisbeeDude
12/21/18 6:46:29 AM
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ChainedRedone posted...
Raikuro posted...
Cosmo is a chick magazine, why would any guy care about who's on it


People like the TC need to inflate their own self-esteem by insulting others and faking outrage.


pretty much this.
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industrializeit
12/21/18 7:19:10 AM
#43:


Esrac posted...
Raikuro posted...
Cosmo is a chick magazine, why would any guy care about who's on it


We don't want women to start thinking it's okay to be that grotesquely fat.

Esrac gets it.
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Zodd3224
12/21/18 7:34:33 AM
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Vyrulisse posted...
He's absolutely right.

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UnfairRepresent
12/21/18 7:36:26 AM
#45:


bobbaaay posted...
Joe Rogan is a poster child for CEmen. Tons of surface level pseudo intellectual, hyper libertarian, "personal responsibility" garbage he spews.

Lol wut.

Rogan has repeatedly declared himself to be a moron and not an expert on anything

he has never claimed to be an intellectual
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MuayThai85
12/21/18 7:45:46 AM
#46:


Johnny_Nutcase posted...
As long as I leave one scar on his stupid face to remember me by and one devil of a lawsuit. He can kick my ass up and down the street for all I care. I think it's possible I win the fight though.


You wouldn't land a single strike on him unless you sucker punched him from behind. He would kick you through a wall or choke you unconscious before you had the chance to react
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Crimson_Angel
12/21/18 7:46:46 AM
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@Zodd3224 posted...
Vyrulisse posted...
He's absolutely right.


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voldothegr8
12/21/18 7:48:03 AM
#48:


ChainedRedone posted...
Raikuro posted...
Cosmo is a chick magazine, why would any guy care about who's on it


People like the TC need to inflate their own self-esteem by insulting others and faking outrage.

Diabetes, heart conditions, and knee/foot problems are no laughing matter, best we not promote fat acceptance to make matters worse. Parading disgustingly obese women on the front of popular magazines, glamorizing such unhealthiness, should be shamed into oblivion.
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Crimson_Angel
12/21/18 7:49:04 AM
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Yeah I'm sure you care about people's health TC.
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voldothegr8
12/21/18 7:55:58 AM
#50:


Crimson_Angel posted...
Yeah I'm sure you care about people's health TC.

You're right, I really don't give a fuck. But I do care about my wallet, and promoting such a disgusting lifestyle means healthcare takes more money out of it. If we're going to shit on smokers all day long then fat people who can't put the fucking fork down need to be shit on too.
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