Current Events > Why are the childhood friend waifus so TRASH in the Dragon Quest >_>

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In DQ5, Bianca is TRASH and Nera is better
In DQ8, the princess is TRASH and Jessica is better
In DQ11, Gemma is TRASH and Jade is better

Hell, even the developers know this cuz in the rereleases of DQ8 and 11, they added options to plow the better choices instead of only being locked into your childhood friend route

Can they make a game for once where the childhood friend isn't a garbage-tier waifu? >_>
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Jade is bae tho so thats hardly fair
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Giant_Aspirin posted...

Jade is bae tho so thats hardly fair

Yet in the PS4 version, devs thought Gemma was better and locked you into her pussy. Glad they saw the error of their ways
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I like the tsundere in dq5.
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I mean...isn't Jade your sister?
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spanky1 posted...

I like the tsundere in dq5.

You mean that chick that looks like she fucks you with a strap on after the wedding night? >_> Nah, she's objectively worse than Nera and Bianca
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Touch posted...

I mean...isn't Jade your sister?

WHAT!?!?!??! You better be joking
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NeonOctopus posted...

spanky1 posted...

I like the tsundere in dq5.

You mean that chick that looks like she fucks you with a strap on after the wedding night? >_> Nah, she's objectively worse than Nera and Bianca

Yeah that one. Shes the best. :3
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Gemma is adorable!

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Blue_Inigo posted...

Gemma is adorable!

Eh, Jade is better
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Tsunderes are terrible and should cease to exist
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Ving_Rhames posted...

Tsunderes are terrible and should cease to exist

They haven't had one since 5 at least
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Oh I mean in everything ever
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NeonOctopus posted...

Touch posted...

I mean...isn't Jade your sister?

WHAT!?!?!??! You better be joking

...oops.

To be fair I put it in spoiler tags <____<
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You get to pick your wife in DQV if I remember correctly.

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Touch posted...

NeonOctopus posted...

Touch posted...

I mean...isn't Jade your sister?

WHAT!?!?!??! You better be joking

...oops.

To be fair I put it in spoiler tags <____<

I'm not blaming you, babe. I'm blaming the devs for making such a stupid decision to do that to us!!

Is incest an option? >_>
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Ving_Rhames posted...

Tsunderes are terrible and should cease to exist

Nooooo I love tsunderes
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TheDrivingForce posted...

You get to pick your wife in DQV if I remember correctly.

Yeah, but the game STRONGLY encouraged you to pick Bianca. You meet her as a child, her dad is like "Ugh, I'm dying soon. I'll rest easy knowing a man such as yourself will take care of my daughter *WINK WINK*", and you spend the most time with her before meeting Nera. But you could tell even with the little time of knowing Nera before the decision that she's the best choice >_> Bianca may have slightly bigger boobs, but that hick accent and awful hair just kill it for me
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Deborah's the only decent waifu in V and that's only because she cools it with the bitchiness late game. Amazing what 10 years as a stone statue does for a person.
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Touch posted...

I mean...isn't Jade your sister?

not in any official capacity she isn't. its more of a symbolic relationship
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In the SNES version especially, if you don't marry Bianca she more or less dies alone. In the DS versions at least she gets a much happier ending.

Childhood friends are always the trash choice in any media and are destined to lose.

Giant_Aspirin posted...

Touch posted...

I mean...isn't Jade your sister?

not in any official capacity she isn't. its more of a symbolic relationship

Phew! That's good. That's the best kind of relationship. You get to bro out with the girl, but also you get to slap her titties too. It's the best of both worlds rolled into one!

Best girl indeed.
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ocelot51 posted...

In the SNES version especially, if you don't marry Bianca she more or less dies alone. In the DS versions at least she gets a much happier ending.

What happens to Nera in the SNES version?
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NeonOctopus posted...

What happens to Nera in the SNES version?

IIRC she just marries that guy who has a crush on her and hurt himself trying to get the ring. Or maybe that was in the DS version? Been a while since I played.

Just coming in here to say dq5 is one of the finest rpgs of all time. The ds remake is excellent.
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pres_madagascar posted...

Just coming in here to say dq5 is one of the finest rpgs of all time. The ds remake is excellent.

Honestly, I didn't like it that much >_> It's a good game, but the monster recruiting part in the middle was janky.

Also, this is a personal thing, but LITERALLY the whole time I was going through the game, I was thinking "The mom better not fucking die when I find her!"

GUESS WHAT HAPPENS!!

She fucking dies when you find her! I was so pissed when that happened, cuz I was hoping it wouldn't the entire game >_>
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Oh, and dunno if she really counts as a childhood friend waifu in this context since I haven't finished VII yet, but let's not forget that Maribel is all kinds of awful.
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I haven't played 6 or 7, so idk what happens in those games
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maribel is the best character in DQ7
she is hilarious and you should be ashamed of yourself for spreading those awful, awful lies about her

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Maribel looks like she's 12 >_>
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maribel looks like a teenager
also even if she was 12 it doesnt change the fact that she is a great character


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40 hours of ridiculous levels of tsun and general bitchiness wore thin incredibly quick
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DeathVelvien posted...

40 hours of ridiculous levels of tsun and general bitchiness wore thin incredibly quick

bad deathvelvien
bad


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Gemma is the game's most boring character that the game expects me to like. Serena is more interesting than her.

DeathVelvien posted...

Deborah's the only decent waifu in V and that's only because she cools it with the bitchiness late game. Amazing what 10 years as a stone statue does for a person.

Well I mean that's the entire appeal of tsunderes. If they were just 100% bitchy then they'd be awful. What makes them so great is they are secretly madly in love with you but they mask it by being a bitch, but then eventually their hard shell softens and you see the love within.

Tiddies.
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Waifu Wars 2019
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NeonOctopus posted...

Yeah, but the game STRONGLY encouraged you to pick Bianca. You meet her as a child, her dad is like "Ugh, I'm dying soon. I'll rest easy knowing a man such as yourself will take care of my daughter *WINK WINK*", and you spend the most time with her before meeting Nera. But you could tell even with the little time of knowing Nera before the decision that she's the best choice >_> Bianca may have slightly bigger boobs, but that hick accent and awful hair just kill it for me

It's the only way to get Super Saiyan children.

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Orrrrr you can fuck the superior Nera and get Super Saiyan Blue children
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NeonOctopus posted...

Orrrrr you can fuck the superior Nera and get Super Saiyan Blue children

Marrying nera prevent the poet guy from marrying nera which is kinda a good thing. But i feel sad for bianca not only did she join your party to get the water and fire ring but nera also push us to marry bianca no matter what and make me feels like a terrible person for not doing that tbh imo

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neon stop reducing women to just sex objects
its sexist
now lets talk about the main character of DQ5s penis

(see the joke here is that im being a giant hypocrite cause im just as bad as you, just about a different gender, you can tell its funny cause the best jokes require an explanation as to why they are funny, and see thats funny because the best jokes dont require an explanation to them)

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i never marry bianca cause i refuse to let the game guilt me into it

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Oldin posted...

NeonOctopus posted...

Orrrrr you can fuck the superior Nera and get Super Saiyan Blue children

Marrying nera prevent the poet guy from marrying nera which is kinda a good thing. But i feel sad for bianca not only did she join your party to get the water and fire ring but nera also push us to marry bianca no matter what and make me feels like a terrible person for not doing that tbh imo

Yeah but Bianca is a hick, so it's fine. Nera is a refined woman.
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yusiko posted...

neon stop reducing women to just sex objects
its sexist
now lets talk about the main character of DQ5s penis

(see the joke here is that im being a giant hypocrite cause im just as bad as you, just about a different gender, you can tell its funny cause the best jokes require an explanation as to why they are funny, and see thats funny because the best jokes dont require an explanation to them)

i lol'd
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TRASH bump
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What did you do tc

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DeathVelvien posted...

Oh, and dunno if she really counts as a childhood friend waifu in this context since I haven't finished VII yet, but let's not forget that Maribel is all kinds of awful.

She existed before the idea of a tsundere was a thing. I don't even think her and the hero hook up in any capacity. I mean, shit, they're 11 or 12 in the game. At least the art makes them look really young.

Also, Jade isn't related to DQXI's hero at all. Their parents were close friends, and Jade is more like 6 years older than hero is.

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Blue_Inigo posted...

What did you do tc

Asking for hints on where to find a porn vid >_>
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Alucard188 posted...

Also, Jade isn't related to DQXI's hero at all. Their parents were close friends, and Jade is more like 6 years older than hero is.

So she's an older brother type that you can bro with, but also is a chick with big titties? Literally and objectively best girl. Gemma can go in the trash where she belongs
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RIP NeonOctopus

Five hundred >_>s in respect.
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