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hockeybub89
10/13/19 1:01:17 PM
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It's like they treat everything as a surprise pop quiz. Get the fuck outta my way.

Blows my mind how a lot of people find the brain cells to drive a car or hold down a job when they can't manage simple tasks without slowing the world to a crawl.
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10/13/19 1:02:17 PM
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_Squirtle_
10/13/19 1:02:39 PM
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Damn it took you 2 minutes longer to get your food

The world truely is too cruel
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spikethedevil
10/13/19 1:02:46 PM
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I hate it at fast food places when people get asked what they want to order then stare at the menu for 10 fucking minutes.
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Johnny_Nutcase
10/13/19 1:02:56 PM
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GregShmedley posted...
Let me gettuhhhhhhh


OHhhhh that burns me up. KNOW WHAT YOU WANT BEFORE YOU GET THERE GOD DAMNIT!
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Johnny_Nutcase
10/13/19 1:04:00 PM
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Spooking posted...
I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.


Would you like an EKG with that?
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Foppe
10/13/19 1:05:59 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
Spooking posted...
I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.


Would you like an EKG with that?

You only had to follow the damn train...
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DarkRoast
10/13/19 1:07:23 PM
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"Do you want the combo?"

"No"

"Do you want a drink?"

"Yes"

"Do you want fries?"

"Yes"

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DirkDiggles
10/13/19 1:07:34 PM
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KillerKhan420
10/13/19 1:09:20 PM
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Dude I remember one drug hazed night for only 1 incident. Me and 4 other people in the car at 2 am ordering most of the jack in the box menu and the person behind us saying loud "oh god" when the driver was relaying the orders and all of us busy out laughing.
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DarkRoast
10/13/19 1:09:43 PM
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That one guy who spends 30 minutes at the window of a drive-through section because there's something wrong with every single thing in their order, and they discover it one at a time

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littlebro07
10/13/19 1:10:00 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
GregShmedley posted...
Let me gettuhhhhhhh


OHhhhh that burns me up. KNOW WHAT YOU WANT BEFORE YOU GET THERE GOD DAMNIT!


99.9% of the time they go to the place knowing exactly what they want yet still stare at the menu like they've never been there before
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hockeybub89
10/13/19 1:12:01 PM
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_Squirtle_ posted...
Damn it took you 2 minutes longer to get your food

The world truely is too cruel

Some of us have work and shit to get back to and can't mosey around with our heads in the clouds, treating everything like a new experience.

I didn't say this was the biggest issue in the world, just that it's frustrating and annoying.
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smoke_break
10/13/19 1:12:08 PM
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Patience is a virtue.
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hockeybub89
10/13/19 1:12:36 PM
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DarkRoast posted...
"Do you want the combo?"

"No"

"Do you want a drink?"

"Yes"

"Do you want fries?"

"Yes"

Everyone is a Krusty Krab customer
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DDirtyDastard
10/13/19 1:12:46 PM
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_Squirtle_ posted...
Damn it took you 2 minutes longer to get your food

The world truely is too cruel

Multiple this by 5 dumbasses in a row and now it's an extra 10.
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Shablagoo
10/13/19 1:14:17 PM
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hockeybub89 posted...
It's like they treat everything as a surprise pop quiz. Get the fuck outta my way.

Blows my mind how a lot of people find the brain cells to drive a car or hold down a job when they can't manage simple tasks without slowing the world to a crawl.


Yeah Ive never understood this. If I havent decided exactly what I want yet I simply stand off to the side so others can make their orders.
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Shablagoo
10/13/19 1:16:20 PM
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Spooking posted...
I was behind a guy in the drive-thru who turned off his vehicle after getting food since he wanted to order something else and didn't want to reenter the drive-thru.

lmfao
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yunalenne10
10/13/19 1:18:15 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
GregShmedley posted...
Let me gettuhhhhhhh


OHhhhh that burns me up. KNOW WHAT YOU WANT BEFORE YOU GET THERE GOD DAMNIT!

spikethedevil posted...
I hate it at fast food places when people get asked what they want to order then stare at the menu for 10 fucking minutes.


But I need to do that...
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markconigliaro
10/13/19 1:27:40 PM
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I worked in fast food for too many years, and it was very common for people to never look at the menu until the moment I ask "how can I help you?". This includes when there is a line and they had multiple minutes to decide what they want before coming to the counter.

People would rather ask me questions about things easily seen on the menu then to look at the menu beforehand. The main question being "how much is..." when every price is right there on the menu. I literally could not go 10 minutes without having to tell someone a price. I memorized most items price (for exactly this reason, I have to give a price on every other customer) but I loved it when I didn't know the price because it was a new item or the price changed, so I would get to turn 180 and look at the menu and read it for them, maybe even point to the menu board as I read it. And for new items they usually get their own menu board, complete with a giant picture of the item and the only text being the name and the price, and they still can't figure that out.

When lines are held up, usually it's from people asking questions on things they can easily find themselves.

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Lost_All_Senses
10/13/19 1:37:21 PM
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Funny thing is, there's an actual class for your problem.

It's called anger management
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Shablagoo
10/13/19 1:37:32 PM
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markconigliaro posted...
I worked in fast food for too many years, and it was very common for people to never look at the menu until the moment I ask "how can I help you?". This includes when there is a line and they had multiple minutes to decide what they want before coming to the counter.

People would rather ask me questions about things easily seen on the menu then to look at the menu beforehand. The main question being "how much is..." when every price is right there on the menu. I literally could not go 10 minutes without having to tell someone a price. I memorized most items price (for exactly this reason, I have to give a price on every other customer) but I loved it when I didn't know the price because it was a new item or the price changed, so I would get to turn 180 and look at the menu and read it for them, maybe even point to the menu board as I read it. And for new items they usually get their own menu board, complete with a giant picture of the item and the only text being the name and the price, and they still can't figure that out.

When lines are held up, usually it's from people asking questions on things they can easily find themselves.


lmfaoo
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XxKrazyChaosxX
10/13/19 1:40:10 PM
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Spooking posted...
I was behind a guy in the drive-thru who turned off his vehicle after getting food since he wanted to order something else and didn't want to reenter the drive-thru.


I think I got you beat. I pulled up to a drive thru and this guy was on the phone and he wouldn't pull forward to the speaker until he got off.
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Shablagoo
10/13/19 1:51:38 PM
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XxKrazyChaosxX posted...
Spooking posted...
I was behind a guy in the drive-thru who turned off his vehicle after getting food since he wanted to order something else and didn't want to reenter the drive-thru.


I think I got you beat. I pulled up to a drive thru and this guy was on the phone and he wouldn't pull forward to the speaker until he got off.


LMAO I wish you woulda rammed him repeatedly
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LordRazziel
10/13/19 1:52:39 PM
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Dude, you gonna relax.
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Questionmarktarius
10/13/19 2:06:39 PM
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XxKrazyChaosxX posted...
Spooking posted...
I was behind a guy in the drive-thru who turned off his vehicle after getting food since he wanted to order something else and didn't want to reenter the drive-thru.


I think I got you beat. I pulled up to a drive thru and this guy was on the phone and he wouldn't pull forward to the speaker until he got off.

This is why it's better to just park and go inside.
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Vol2tex
10/13/19 2:10:08 PM
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_Squirtle_ posted...
Damn it took you 2 minutes longer to get your food

The world truely is too cruel


Sometimes I haven't eaten all day and I'm close to fainting (I've blacked out outside several times), so it does make a difference.
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spikethedevil
10/13/19 2:12:24 PM
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Why would you not eat all day?
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Vol2tex
10/13/19 2:16:45 PM
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spikethedevil posted...
Why would you not eat all day?


Wake up, didn't eat breakfast, work is nonstop busy and don't get a chance to eat. Don't get to leave work until 5:30 or 6pm, then get to a fast food place by 6:30 and have to be behind these people in line who don't know what they want.
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_Squirtle_
10/13/19 2:18:32 PM
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Vol2tex posted...
_Squirtle_ posted...
Damn it took you 2 minutes longer to get your food

The world truely is too cruel


Sometimes I haven't eaten all day and I'm close to fainting (I've blacked out outside several times), so it does make a difference.


Lol
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Politics
10/13/19 2:24:53 PM
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I work at Panera and I feel this. It cracks me up when they can't find something on our menu considering how small it is lmao
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apocalyptic_4
10/13/19 2:25:36 PM
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1 person ahead of you in line

They order multiple meals for a group of people


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LordRazziel
10/13/19 2:41:36 PM
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Vol2tex posted...
_Squirtle_ posted...
Damn it took you 2 minutes longer to get your food

The world truely is too cruel


Sometimes I haven't eaten all day and I'm close to fainting (I've blacked out outside several times), so it does make a difference.

You're either lying or you have diabetes or some other disorder. It isn't normal to blackout because you haven't eaten all day. Either way, it isn't on others to think "hey, I should hurry up because someone could be on the verge of passing out", although they shouldn't be super slow, out of common courtesy.
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Vol2tex
10/13/19 2:45:11 PM
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LordRazziel posted...
Vol2tex posted...
_Squirtle_ posted...
Damn it took you 2 minutes longer to get your food

The world truely is too cruel


Sometimes I haven't eaten all day and I'm close to fainting (I've blacked out outside several times), so it does make a difference.

You're either lying or you have diabetes or some other disorder. It isn't normal to blackout because you haven't eaten all day. Either way, it isn't on others to think "hey, I should hurry up because someone could be on the verge of passing out", although they shouldn't be super slow, out of common courtesy.


Why would I lie about that?

It has happened in the mornings on the train to work too sometimes.

In any event, why is that something to laugh about?
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IShall_Run_Amok
10/13/19 2:48:05 PM
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I know what I want to eat at any given restaurant days in advance of actually going there.

I'm not saying everyone should do this, I'm just saying I am an innately better person on account of it, and look down on you.
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LordRazziel
10/13/19 2:49:28 PM
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Vol2tex posted...
LordRazziel posted...
Vol2tex posted...
_Squirtle_ posted...
Damn it took you 2 minutes longer to get your food

The world truely is too cruel


Sometimes I haven't eaten all day and I'm close to fainting (I've blacked out outside several times), so it does make a difference.

You're either lying or you have diabetes or some other disorder. It isn't normal to blackout because you haven't eaten all day. Either way, it isn't on others to think "hey, I should hurry up because someone could be on the verge of passing out", although they shouldn't be super slow, out of common courtesy.


Why would I lie about that?

It has happened in the mornings on the train to work too sometimes.

In any event, why is that something to laugh about?

I didn't laugh, and I said you're either lying or have diabetes or some other disorder. It isn't on others to consider that, when they're placing their order.
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Vol2tex
10/13/19 2:54:30 PM
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LordRazziel posted...
Vol2tex posted...
LordRazziel posted...
Vol2tex posted...
_Squirtle_ posted...
Damn it took you 2 minutes longer to get your food

The world truely is too cruel


Sometimes I haven't eaten all day and I'm close to fainting (I've blacked out outside several times), so it does make a difference.

You're either lying or you have diabetes or some other disorder. It isn't normal to blackout because you haven't eaten all day. Either way, it isn't on others to think "hey, I should hurry up because someone could be on the verge of passing out", although they shouldn't be super slow, out of common courtesy.


Why would I lie about that?

It has happened in the mornings on the train to work too sometimes.

In any event, why is that something to laugh about?

I didn't laugh, and I said you're either lying or have diabetes or some other disorder. It isn't on others to consider that, when they're placing their order.


I didn't say they should, I said that from my perspective it does make a difference.

However, they should be considerate of the fact that there are others who want to order too. It's not hard to figure out what you want before you get in line or before you get to the register, is it?
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Tryhaptaward
10/13/19 2:59:22 PM
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LordRazziel posted...
Vol2tex posted...
_Squirtle_ posted...
Damn it took you 2 minutes longer to get your food

The world truely is too cruel


Sometimes I haven't eaten all day and I'm close to fainting (I've blacked out outside several times), so it does make a difference.

You're either lying or you have diabetes or some other disorder. It isn't normal to blackout because you haven't eaten all day. Either way, it isn't on others to think "hey, I should hurry up because someone could be on the verge of passing out", although they shouldn't be super slow, out of common courtesy.


Guys I blackout sometimes because I didn't eat anything all day

better wait until the end of the day to eat something! #yolo #blackestnight
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uwnim
10/13/19 3:00:52 PM
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If you repeatedly pass out from not eating all day, then I think you should start eating before you leave for work or whatever. <___<

Anyways, people in general are really dumb and you shouldn't expect them to read any signs or put any thought into things.
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Tryhaptaward
10/13/19 3:01:39 PM
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uwnim posted...
If you repeatedly pass out from not eating all day, then I think you should start eating before you leave for work or whatever. <___<

Anyways, people in general are really dumb and you shouldn't expect them to read any signs or put any thought into things.


People are generally really dumb, it's true, I mean the person you're talking about is a perfect example
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Vol2tex
10/13/19 3:07:12 PM
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uwnim posted...
If you repeatedly pass out from not eating all day, then I think you should start eating before you leave for work or whatever. <___<

Anyways, people in general are really dumb and you shouldn't expect them to read any signs or put any thought into things.


No set lunch break and even if we order or bring food, we can get interrupted to go do a task or several tasks, especially when the work is time sensitive. It's not like I'm consciously choosing not to get lunch.
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spikethedevil
10/13/19 3:08:38 PM
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Then at least eat breakfast.
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