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You're on a spaceship which has just suffered massive damage after smashing into a comet. Causing major system failures.

The only survivors from the crew are you and the 3 characters that you thought of. However there is a problem. There are only 2 Stasis Pods still intact which once activated couldn't be opened until you reach an outpost (At least not without killing those inside), it would take 47 years to reach the nearest outpost at your ship's damaged non-FTL Speeds. And there is only enough oxygen/food for one person to breathe/eat that long.

1 of you has to stay awake and pilot the ship alone for 47 years.
2 of you get to go into status.
And 1 of you has to die.

Any deviation from this means ultimately you all die.

https://i.imgur.com/B9DSj8o.jpg

What happens?
Who would you pick if it was up to you?
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Cloud (FF7), Link (LoZ), and Sora (KH).

Sora can stay. He probably has magic for that.

Link and Cloud are important and should go in the pods.

guess ill die
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mario dies
luigi pilots
me and toad sleep this shit out.
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I picked Mega Man for the third so we're fine.
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daisy comes with me
lucina dies
agrias pilots the ship

Marry princess peach
Fuck Yoshi
Kill Toad

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Ellie pilots the ship since she's the youngest

Max Payne and I go into stasis

Arthur Morgan dies

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boxington posted...

Arthur Morgan dies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pmUZ0OWb3E
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Cloud Strife, Chun Li, and Pac-Man.

Hell if I know. Draw straws?

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Id, Kos-Mos, and Mega Man Volnutt.

Me and Mega Man take a nap. Id and Kos-Mos go on a space adventure.
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Me and Mai Shiranui go into the pods to bang hardcore later on.

Aigis is a robot so she can pilot without food

Donkey Kong dies >_>

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Hana, Deke and Glas from Fear Effect 1 & 2

Well, Hana can't die. She's the only chick.
Glas could probably pilot things, even though <spoiler>he only has one arm now</spoiler>
Deke was a junkie and, while hilarious, is probably the least important/reliable of the group.

I guess Hana and I will go into cryogenic stasis, Glas can drive, and Deke gets the airlock.

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ghastly haunter and gengar

guess they can pilot the ship

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@jumi posted...

Cloud Strife, Chun Li, and Pac-Man.

Hell if I know. Draw straws?

That's easy

Kill Pac-man since he is not human
Cloud into stasis

Chun Li is in her 60s and looks in her 20s.

47 years later she'll be about 110 and look like a fit girl in her mid 40s

Also as a martial artist shes disciplined and could handle being alone for decades. She would meditate and train and come out an anime superwarrior

@Shotgunnova

even though he only
Deke was

wat

why didn't your tag work?
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I think the beta posting engine messes up spoiler tags if you use the old method. I corrected it, though.

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Samus easily takes the piloting duties, she's used to it.
Chell easily goes into stasis, she's used to it.
I tell Donkey Kong to throw me out of the airlock, but as my last request, ask him to do the DK Rap and yell "Banana Slamma!" as he throws me out. In all likelihood he'll comply with ape gibberish that I can't understand before I get pushed out to die a cold, lonely, hopefully mercifully quick death.
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Ugh the beta is terrible. I stopped using it because it was terrible
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Always pick the waifus. Lightning, Morrigan, and Medaka

Well...Lightning was in the military, so she could actually fly the ship. But on the other hand, Morrigan and Medaka are OP as fuck and both could probably teleport everyone to safety in the blink of an eye.

But to play along, I'll have Lightning pilot, Morrigan and I go into stasis, and Medaka will die. Then Medaka will undie because she's stupidly OP and can just bring herself back to life lol.
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I picked each incarnation of Lara Croft

New old can die
OG pilots
Me and Crystal Dynamics survive
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