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UnfairRepresent
11/16/19 9:22:57 PM
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You're walking along one day when a truck full of radioactive waste and nanomachines crashes into a tree right next to you and showers you in toxic slime and nanobots.

When you come too you realize you are 27 feet tall and still lying in the street because the doctors don't know WTF to do with you/weren't able to transport you.

Before you even processed what happened you revert back your normal size and in doing so realize you have the ability to manually control this power

Later a scientist tells you that according to her research you could grow up to around 1,000 feet in theory if you pushed it and that this power is also genetic, it will likely be passed on to any kids that you have.

https://i.imgur.com/F3Z5IEg.jpg

How do you react?
What do you do?
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
11/16/19 9:23:53 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
When you come too

hawt
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Christian RULES
11/16/19 9:28:37 PM
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Call myself GIANT MAN and save the world
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CookieV3
11/16/19 9:38:30 PM
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Become giant
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Zack_Attackv1
11/16/19 9:39:39 PM
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Lordgold666
11/16/19 9:48:33 PM
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CookieV3 posted...
Become giant

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UnfairRepresent
11/16/19 10:25:18 PM
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Christian RULES posted...
Call myself GIANT MAN and save the world

How?
And from what?
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ZMythos
11/16/19 11:28:03 PM
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This is my fetish
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mach25687
11/16/19 11:29:15 PM
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Give the world what it really needs.....Golden Shower for everybody.
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YugiNoob
11/16/19 11:30:51 PM
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Hellooooo professional sports contracts
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Stagmar
11/16/19 11:31:23 PM
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Stay normal sized for the rest of my life and never have kids.

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Compsognathus
11/16/19 11:35:16 PM
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Probably minimal overt super heroics as modern fire arms are still gonna mess you up. But it would still be a nice trick for when you needed some extra strength.

Clothes would be tricky.

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008Zulu
11/16/19 11:41:30 PM
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Focus on training. I want to be 300 meters tall asap.

Does strength follow a commensurate curve, or can we only lift what we can lift at normal height?
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UnfairRepresent
11/18/19 2:23:04 PM
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YugiNoob posted...
Hellooooo professional sports contracts

youd likely be banned
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MacadamianNut3
11/18/19 2:25:44 PM
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Step on TC and vegy, but in the non sexual and just violent way

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YugiNoob
11/18/19 3:12:30 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
YugiNoob posted...
Hellooooo professional sports contracts

youd likely be banned

Then Ill just grow gradually over a few months/years (and say it was some freakish unexplainable late growth spurt) until Im like 9 feet and go into the NBA :3
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Guide
11/19/19 1:04:31 PM
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Fuck the Statue of Liberty right through her robes.

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BuckVanHammer
11/19/19 1:06:04 PM
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the great diarrhea and piss flood of 2019
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skermac
11/19/19 1:07:47 PM
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I show off the ability for profit, maybe join the circus or have a ppv
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Solar_Crimson
11/19/19 1:08:00 PM
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Find a way to share it with a bunch of women.

Then have them take over the world.

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Questionmarktarius
11/19/19 1:10:20 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
https://i.imgur.com/F3Z5IEg.jpg

That looks just a bit taller than 27 feet.
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Solar_Crimson
11/19/19 1:13:09 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
That looks just a bit taller than 27 feet.
TC says you can control it and can grow to over 1000 feet.

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Questionmarktarius
11/19/19 1:14:26 PM
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Solar_Crimson posted...
Questionmarktarius posted...
That looks just a bit taller than 27 feet.
TC says you can control it and can grow to over 1000 feet.

Whatever. You'd hit the physical limits of square-cube law well before then.
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Guide
11/19/19 1:14:54 PM
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So are we assuming that the forces upon ye are proportional to our... comfort, basically? Like, the giant body won't break down because it can't support itself?

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MC_BatCommander
11/19/19 1:15:17 PM
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Do my poops become giant too? This is important.

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UnfairRepresent
11/19/19 1:59:56 PM
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Guide posted...
So are we assuming that the forces upon ye are proportional to our... comfort, basically? Like, the giant body won't break down because it can't support itself?

Yes

MC_BatCommander posted...
Do my poops become giant too? This is important.


Yes
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Questionmarktarius
11/19/19 2:00:58 PM
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MC_BatCommander posted...
Do my poops become giant too? This is important.

Drop a giant log on the sahara, and then pee on it.
New fertile valley!
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Solar_Crimson
11/19/19 2:06:09 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Drop a giant log on the sahara, and then pee on it.
New fertile valley!
I don't think human poo is sanitary enough for that. Ours is extremely toxic, practically a biohazard of its own.

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UnfairRepresent
11/19/19 2:10:44 PM
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Solar_Crimson posted...
Questionmarktarius posted...
Drop a giant log on the sahara, and then pee on it.
New fertile valley!
I don't think human poo is sanitary enough for that. Ours is extremely toxic, practically a biohazard of its own.

Man you just gave Capcom an idea for Resident Evil 8
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Questionmarktarius
11/19/19 2:12:24 PM
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Solar_Crimson posted...
Questionmarktarius posted...
Drop a giant log on the sahara, and then pee on it.
New fertile valley!
I don't think human poo is sanitary enough for that. Ours is extremely toxic, practically a biohazard of its own.

"Night soil" has been a thing for about as long as humanity. We've only gotten a little bit of cholera from it.
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UnfairRepresent
11/19/19 2:15:19 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Solar_Crimson posted...
Questionmarktarius posted...
Drop a giant log on the sahara, and then pee on it.
New fertile valley!
I don't think human poo is sanitary enough for that. Ours is extremely toxic, practically a biohazard of its own.

"Night soil" has been a thing for about as long as humanity. We've only gotten a little bit of cholera from it.

Actually more importantly than that, there really does exist urine recyling technology to turn urine into drinkable water.

NASA use it for space missions and the space station.

It would probably take time to develop and I legit have no idea how much drinkable water even an 1,000 foot being's urine would create per day on a global scale. But in theory you could end up resolving the Earth's water crisis.

Especially if you have a bunch of kids
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Tsuyoi3
11/19/19 2:29:16 PM
#33:


Test my limits while the government runs tests and pays me.
I could make cleaning up debris ridiculously easy, as disaster relief.
I'm sure there's other helpful uses.

Though I'd probably be excessively paranoid about stepping on someone, so likely wouldn't go too big unless I had to, or was absolutely certain it was safe (test environments)

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AbraCadaver
11/19/19 2:38:42 PM
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Start looking for Godzilla, and beat him down.
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Touch
11/19/19 2:42:34 PM
#35:


Cosplay as Colossal Titan

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garlic powder
11/19/19 2:42:48 PM
#36:


So you become Apache Chief?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apache_Chief

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