Current Events > Big black labrador accidentally steals car, goes on joyride. Destroys mailbox.

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UnfairRepresent 11/23/19 7:03:15 AM #1:	In a cul-de-sac in Port St. Lucie, neighbors watched in confusion as a dog named Max managed to lock himself in his owner's car Thursday morning, accidentally put it in reverse, and drive in circles for nearly an hour. First I thought I saw somebody backing up but then they kept going and Im like okay what are they doing? And the cops came and Im like okay! Anne Sabol, who lives across from the cul-de-sac, told WPBF-TV. The black labrador retriever was reportedly left in the running car around 8:00 a.m. on Thursday morning after the owner made a wrong turn and left to check on something. That's when Max somehow hit the stick shift and put the 2003 silver Mercury Sable in reverse. It began looping around, with its doors locked, according to the Sun-Sentinel. "Then I saw the dog get out of the car, a big black lab or something, and I'm like, 'This is turning weird,'" Sabol told the outlet. It was going on for about an hour. It was turning and turning and turning in a perfect circle." Sabol said the car then went backward, where it careened onto someone's lawn -- crashing into a mailbox -- before the cops could intervene. He was doing pretty good until he hit the mailbox. He went around for about an hour without hitting anything at all, Sabol told WPTV. The homeowner said the driver would replace the mailbox, according to the outlet. The car, however, was still locked and running with the canine explorer inside, so police attempted to use the spare key fob to unlock the door. Unfortunately, the battery was dead. The officers improvised and entered a code on the driver's side door keypad, which finally did the trick. It was a pretty funny little situation, Sabol told the outlet. It made my day, obviously. Following his ruff test drive, Max was reportedly in good health, according to police. I saw the dog jump out of the car, wagging his tail. I was like 'Okay, good driving! Sabol told WPTV. She added that Max drove better than most other drivers in the Sunshine State. They should give that dog a [drivers] license, she told the Sun-Sentinel. He drives better than some people Ive seen on the roads here. Full Aticle: https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-dog-trapped-car-circles-hour https://i.imgur.com/iFXQGiy.png How does that even happen? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:930570073] in Big black ... [t:78190002]...</cite> <quote>In a cul-de-sac in Port St. Lucie, neighbors watched in confusion as a dog named Max managed to lock himself in his owner's car Thursday morning, accidentally put it in reverse, and drive in circles for nearly an hour. First I thought I saw somebody backing up but then they kept going and Im like okay what are they doing? And the cops came and Im like okay! Anne Sabol, who lives across from the cul-de-sac, told WPBF-TV. The black labrador retriever was reportedly left in the running car around 8:00 a.m. on Thursday morning after the owner made a wrong turn and left to check on something. That's when Max somehow hit the stick shift and put the 2003 silver Mercury Sable in reverse. It began looping around, with its doors locked, according to the Sun-Sentinel. "Then I saw the dog get out of the car, a big black lab or something, and I'm like, 'This is turning weird,'" Sabol told the outlet. It was going on for about an hour. It was turning and turning and turning in a perfect circle." Sabol said the car then went backward, where it careened onto someone's lawn -- crashing into a mailbox -- before the cops could intervene. He was doing pretty good until he hit the mailbox. He went around for about an hour without hitting anything at all, Sabol told WPTV. The homeowner said the driver would replace the mailbox, according to the outlet. The car, however, was still locked and running with the canine explorer inside, so police attempted to use the spare key fob to unlock the door. Unfortunately, the battery was dead. The officers improvised and entered a code on the driver's side door keypad, which finally did the trick. It was a pretty funny little situation, Sabol told the outlet. It made my day, obviously. Following his ruff test drive, Max was reportedly in good health, according to police. I saw the dog jump out of the car, wagging his tail. I was like 'Okay, good driving! Sabol told WPTV. She added that Max drove better than most other drivers in the Sunshine State. They should give that dog a [drivers] license, she told the Sun-Sentinel. He drives better than some people Ive seen on the roads here. Full Aticle: https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-dog-trapped-car-circles-hour https://i.imgur.com/iFXQGiy.png How does that even happen?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Popo 11/23/19 7:06:19 AM #2:	UnfairRepresent posted... How does that even happen? Florida --- Live action Hungry Hungry Hippos though, now that was a sport. ~Aeon Azuran <cite>The Popo posted [p:930570128] in Big black ... [t:78190002]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote>How does that even happen?</quote> Florida</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CharlesBronson 11/23/19 7:09:07 AM #3:	UnfairRepresent posted... How does that even happen? <cite>CharlesBronson posted [p:930570168] in Big black ... [t:78190002]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>How does that even happen?</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jumi 11/23/19 7:42:36 AM #4:	Why did you specify his color, racist?! --- XBL Gamertag: Rob Thorsman Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/robertvsilvers <cite>jumi posted [p:930570709] in Big black ... [t:78190002]...</cite> <quote>Why did you specify his color, racist?!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kaiganeer 11/23/19 7:43:37 AM #5:	why he gotta be lab <cite>Kaiganeer posted [p:930570729] in Big black ... [t:78190002]...</cite> <quote>why he gotta be lab </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Colorahdo 11/23/19 7:47:14 AM #6:	I find labs to be annoying dogs - they can't control themselves I was really impressed when I got a terrier after having labs my whole life. Labs are like the mentally handicapped version of a terrier --- But those enemies of mine who did not want me to be king over them - bring them here and kill them in front of me ~Jesus Christ <cite>Colorahdo posted [p:930570781] in Big black ... [t:78190002]...</cite> <quote>I find labs to be annoying dogs - they can't control themselves I was really impressed when I got a terrier after having labs my whole life. Labs are like the mentally handicapped version of a terrier</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shablagoo 11/23/19 7:47:39 AM #7:	https://youtu.be/ooKPCFNAw98 --- "It was some post on the NFL board that got him." -AwesomeToTheMAX <cite>Shablagoo posted [p:930570786] in Big black ... [t:78190002]...</cite> <quote>https://youtu.be/ooKPCFNAw98</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jpennys_cat 11/23/19 7:47:43 AM #8:	In other news, a cat in that same neighborhood spent the morning sleeping. No lives were endangered and no propurrty was damaged. --- \| =^-^= >^..^< =^-^= \| A Super Nice Stray Kitty \| =^-^= >^..^< =^-^= \| #CEMayorElect #SayNoToWow #HatersGonnaHate \| #CateEmpire <cite>jpennys_cat posted [p:930570787] in Big black ... [t:78190002]...</cite> <quote>In other news, a cat in that same neighborhood spent the morning sleeping. No lives were endangered and no propurrty was damaged. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FabIemaster 11/23/19 7:50:19 AM #9:	Read title as "big black laborer" and was very confused. --- The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. <cite>FabIemaster posted [p:930570829] in Big black ... [t:78190002]...</cite> <quote>Read title as "big black laborer" and was very confused. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vicious_Dios 11/23/19 7:51:22 AM #10:	Was it a Great Britain dog named Wesley? --- S / K / Y / N / E Twitch/YouTube/GT: *Adzeta* <cite>Vicious_Dios posted [p:930570844] in Big black ... [t:78190002]...</cite> <quote>Was it a Great Britain dog named Wesley? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jumi 11/23/19 7:54:05 AM #11:	Vicious_Dios posted... Was it a Great Britain dog named Wesley? No, it was a Labrador, not an English Mastiff or English Bulldog. --- XBL Gamertag: Rob Thorsman Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/robertvsilvers <cite>jumi posted [p:930570900] in Big black ... [t:78190002]...</cite> <quote>Vicious_Dios posted...</cite> <quote>Was it a Great Britain dog named Wesley? </quote> No, it was a Labrador, not an English Mastiff or English Bulldog.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vicious_Dios 11/23/19 7:57:45 AM #12:	jumi posted... No, it was a Labrador, not an English Mastiff or English Bulldog. But was it named Wesley? --- S / K / Y / N / E Twitch/YouTube/GT: *Adzeta* <cite>Vicious_Dios posted [p:930570969] in Big black ... [t:78190002]...</cite> <quote>jumi posted... </cite> <quote>No, it was a Labrador, not an English Mastiff or English Bulldog.</quote> But was it named Wesley? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jumi 11/23/19 7:59:35 AM #13:	Vicious_Dios posted... jumi posted... No, it was a Labrador, not an English Mastiff or English Bulldog. But was it named Wesley? No, he was named Max. --- XBL Gamertag: Rob Thorsman Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/robertvsilvers <cite>jumi posted [p:930570996] in Big black ... [t:78190002]...</cite> <quote>Vicious_Dios posted...</cite> <quote>jumi posted... </cite> <quote>No, it was a Labrador, not an English Mastiff or English Bulldog.</quote> But was it named Wesley? </quote> No, he was named Max.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 11/23/19 8:51:43 AM #14:	FabIemaster posted... Read title as "big black laborer" and was very confused. lol --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:930572062] in Big black ... [t:78190002]...</cite> <quote>FabIemaster posted...</cite> <quote>Read title as "big black laborer" and was very confused. </quote> lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vicious_Dios 11/23/19 9:37:57 AM #15:	jumi posted... No, he was named Max. But, was it great? --- S / K / Y / N / E Twitch/YouTube/GT: *Adzeta* <cite>Vicious_Dios posted [p:930573200] in Big black ... [t:78190002]...</cite> <quote>jumi posted... </cite> <quote>No, he was named Max.</quote> But, was it great? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kingdrake2 11/23/19 9:43:07 AM #16:	Colorahdo posted... I find labs to be annoying dogs - they can't control themselves I was really impressed when I got a terrier after having labs my whole life. Labs are like the mentally handicapped version of a terrier i like terriers too despite the stigma of the breed. it's fine with people or cats in general just cautious around other dogs pitbull/hound mix. --- The act of treachery is an art, but the traitor himself is a piece of **** - Mike Tyson <cite>kingdrake2 posted [p:930573341] in Big black ... [t:78190002]...</cite> <quote>Colorahdo posted...</cite> <quote>I find labs to be annoying dogs - they can't control themselves I was really impressed when I got a terrier after having labs my whole life. Labs are like the mentally handicapped version of a terrier</quote> i like terriers too despite the stigma of the breed. it's fine with people or cats in general just cautious around other dogs pitbull/hound mix.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jumi 11/23/19 12:47:39 PM #17:	Vicious_Dios posted... jumi posted... No, he was named Max. But, was it great? Drove for over an hour in reverse before hitting something. That's pretty damn good for a dog. --- XBL Gamertag: Rob Thorsman Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/robertvsilvers <cite>jumi posted [p:930579545] in Big black ... [t:78190002]...</cite> <quote>Vicious_Dios posted...</cite> <quote>jumi posted... </cite> <quote>No, he was named Max.</quote> But, was it great? </quote> Drove for over an hour in reverse before hitting something. That's pretty damn good for a dog.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kingdrake2 11/23/19 1:31:24 PM #18:	jumi posted... Vicious_Dios posted... jumi posted... No, he was named Max. But, was it great? Drove for over an hour in reverse before hitting something. That's pretty damn good for a dog. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmcEY9hQbtU --- The act of treachery is an art, but the traitor himself is a piece of **** - Mike Tyson <cite>kingdrake2 posted [p:930581277] in Big black ... [t:78190002]...</cite> <quote>jumi posted...</cite> <quote>Vicious_Dios posted...</cite> <quote>jumi posted... </cite> <quote>No, he was named Max.</quote> But, was it great? </quote> Drove for over an hour in reverse before hitting something. That's pretty damn good for a dog.</quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmcEY9hQbtU</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 11/23/19 1:31:48 PM #19:	The mailbox was immediately destroyed --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:930581292] in Big black ... [t:78190002]...</cite> <quote>The mailbox was immediately destroyed </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 11/24/19 10:00:54 PM #20:	kingdrake2 posted... jumi posted... Vicious_Dios posted... jumi posted... No, he was named Max. But, was it great? Drove for over an hour in reverse before hitting something. That's pretty damn good for a dog. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmcEY9hQbtU Well that was awful --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:930653528] in Big black ... [t:78190002]...</cite> <quote>kingdrake2 posted...</cite> <quote>jumi posted...</cite> <quote>Vicious_Dios posted...</cite> <quote>jumi posted... </cite> <quote>No, he was named Max.</quote> But, was it great? </quote> Drove for over an hour in reverse before hitting something. That's pretty damn good for a dog.</quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmcEY9hQbtU</quote> Well that was awful</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Current Events > Big black labrador accidentally steals car, goes on joyride. Destroys mailbox.