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Touch
12/24/19 8:13:01 PM
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Dandelion is a boss.

Cavill made for a cool Geralt. I also like how he didn't spam his Witcher stuff. Makes for cool moments when he actually did use them.

I like the story being half Geralt and half Yenn. The Ciri parts were okay. I also liked learning more about the world, the relationship between nations and mages.

Yenn was cool. She has nice titties. Wish we could've seen more of Renfri and Triss...titties. <_______<

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AFrench2
12/24/19 8:17:24 PM
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I just didn't care at all about Yenn, so the show was like 50% crap and 50% okay for me.

I'd have liked more Geralt just overall - I feel like although the show is called "The Witcher" it should've been called "Yenn and Ciri"

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MonkeyBones23
12/24/19 8:18:50 PM
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I enjoyed it very much. I especially enjoyed it after i realized they were skipping around timelines.

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Touch
12/24/19 8:43:08 PM
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MonkeyBones23 posted...
I enjoyed it very much. I especially enjoyed it after i realized they were skipping around timelines.
Yeah that got me confused for a second. I was like...why is Celanthe still alive when Geralt and Dandelion showed up to that party lol

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MonkeyBones23
12/24/19 9:01:10 PM
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It really didn't help that the actors weren't aged or anything. I know certain characters wouldn't look different, but them looking exactly the same threw me off from understanding exactly was going on.

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Willy_Lopez
12/24/19 9:24:08 PM
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Sabrina t***** or bust. Bust. BUST.

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Touch
12/24/19 9:25:58 PM
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Willy_Lopez posted...
Sabrina t***** or bust. Bust. BUST.
Lmao. I was rewatching the first 3 episodes with my cousin and the first time she came up at the dance party my cousin was like ooh I hope we get to see hers lol

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Bad_Mojo
12/25/19 10:24:32 AM
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I thought the show was awesome. My only knowledge coming from about 3 or 4 hours into the third game

How did Ciri know to turn around and run back to Geralt at the end? I thought she didn't know what he looked like. Or did just just know because of destiny?

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Shotgunnova
12/26/19 12:30:16 AM
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Just finished it -- pretty enjoyable! Doing Pulp Fiction storytelling is sure to lose the neophytes, but for those in the know, it was a good ride. Other than a some CGI silliness and crappy Nilfgaard uniforms (they look like Power Ranger putties), I don't have many complaints.

Always heard Coral had all her limbs chopped off and was screaming when someone found her, though. Guess they toned that brutality down a bit.

EDIT: And Dandelion's Witcher song was catchy as hell. They should give an award to it.

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Touch
12/26/19 12:56:45 AM
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Bad_Mojo posted...
I thought the show was awesome. My only knowledge coming from about 3 or 4 hours into the third game

How did Ciri know to turn around and run back to Geralt at the end? I thought she didn't know what he looked like. Or did just just know because of destiny?
Prolly destiny. Or just to make it a good send-off/cliffhanger for S2 instead of Geralt continues to look for Ciri again

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008Zulu
12/26/19 9:57:35 PM
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I wonder how they intend to reveal that Emperor Emhyr is Ciri's true father, and not the Hedgehog Knight.

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Jiek_Fafn
12/26/19 10:03:47 PM
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Touch posted...
Prolly destiny. Or just to make it a good send-off/cliffhanger for S2 instead of Geralt continues to look for Ciri again
Pretty sure that she was in Geralts head somehow because she asked about Yen. Read his thoughts from afar maybe?

I liked the show overall. Dandelion and Geralt adventures was giving me Hercules tv show vibes. But then with tits and kids getting slaughtered. So even better.

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Bad_Mojo
12/27/19 1:41:40 AM
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@008Zulu

Come on, you should know that this was a spoiler topic for this first season. Why the hell would you do that in here?!

God damn it

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solosnake
12/27/19 1:48:22 AM
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Bad_Mojo posted...
@008Zulu

Come on, you should know that this was a spoiler topic for this first season. Why the hell would you do that in here?!

God damn it
This is gonna become more and more common as the show gets more popular unfortunately

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Abiz_
12/27/19 2:04:50 AM
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I have to say I had no faith in Cavill, but man was I wrong. He kicked ass in the role. Just got done watching it myself. It's like a darker version of Xena or Hercules. I can't wait for the second season.
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solosnake
12/27/19 2:06:20 AM
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Abiz_ posted...
I have to say I had no faith in Cavill, but man was I wrong. He kicked ass in the role. Just got done watching it myself. It's like a darker version of Xena or Hercules. I can't wait for the second season.
Too bad it wont be out until 2021 :/

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Abiz_
12/27/19 2:07:58 AM
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solosnake posted...
Too bad it wont be out until 2021 :/
Aw...Well as long as they keep the quality up. Only thing that was weird to me was cgi they used for the assassin mage. Which I don't get why they did that. It looked like he was pasted in.

Interesting thing I just looked up. The actress playing Ciri is 18. I was wondering if they were going to have a adult Ciri replace her later on. I guess not. Wonder how they or if they will make it believable that Ciri is such a bad ass with a sword later on.
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008Zulu
12/27/19 4:12:55 AM
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Bad_Mojo posted...
@008Zulu

Come on, you should know that this was a spoiler topic for this first season. Why the hell would you do that in here?!

God damn it
The games were mentioned, specifically Witcher 3. You find it out very, very early in the game. It's also in the books, which the series is based upon. Most people are going to know this series from the games, so they'll know it anyway. Those who don't will know it from the books, who know it anyway.

If you're coming in to this with no exposure at all, why are you reading a Spoiler topic?

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Waddlez
12/27/19 5:58:17 AM
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Bad_Mojo
12/27/19 6:16:45 AM
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Waddlez posted...
I enjoyed it. Kept getting confused by the timeline stuff though.

How do you keep getting confused by the timeline stuff? You get to see two characters catch up to another. It's extreamly simple. I haven't read a book or played much of the games [like 3 hours of The Witcher 3] and I thought it was very clear what was going on

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Bad_Mojo
12/27/19 6:20:11 AM
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008Zulu posted...
If you're coming in to this with no exposure at all, why are you reading a Spoiler topic?

Because the spoiler tag in this topic is based on the show, not anything else. I have learned my lesson. Idiots on here used to think a spoiler tag for a season 1 or 2 episode of Game Of Thrones meant it was okay to spoil future events, because they're just that - idiots. I guess that's the case here as well

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PokemonYoutube
12/27/19 6:56:47 AM
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Abiz_ posted...
Interesting thing I just looked up. The actress playing Ciri is 18. I was wondering if they were going to have a adult Ciri replace her later on. I guess not. Wonder how they or if they will make it believable that Ciri is such a bad ass with a sword later on.
What? She looks like she's 12!
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solosnake
12/27/19 1:53:41 PM
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What was that magic box with the metal worms that took over peoples minds?


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teepan95
12/27/19 1:55:39 PM
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I liked the hooker tiddies the best tbh
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Touch
12/27/19 2:02:12 PM
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Yeah they did a good job of making Ciri look young.

solosnake posted...
What was that magic box with the metal worms that took over peoples minds?
What about them?

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modena
12/27/19 2:02:24 PM
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2021....damn

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Jiggy101011
12/27/19 2:04:18 PM
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Abiz_ posted...
Interesting thing I just looked up. The actress playing Ciri is 18. I was wondering if they were going to have a adult Ciri replace her later on. I guess not. Wonder how they or if they will make it believable that Ciri is such a bad ass with a sword later on.

I'm guessing The Wild Hunt storyline won't be for a few seasons. There's a lot that takes place between now and The Witcher 3.

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solosnake
12/27/19 2:13:01 PM
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Touch posted...
Yeah they did a good job of making Ciri look young.

What about them?
What was it?

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Abiz_
12/27/19 2:13:24 PM
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Jiggy101011 posted...
I'm guessing The Wild Hunt storyline won't be for a few seasons. There's a lot that takes place between now and The Witcher 3.
Another thing is I don't remember Ciri having those screaming powers in the books or game. So maybe they are going change her characters fighting style less blade more sorcery. Also not sure they have the rights to do the Witcher 3 storyline. It depends on if they got them from the Author or CDPR.
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Touch
12/27/19 2:14:04 PM
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You answered it yourself. Just a magic box with mind control worms. Nilfgaard had a bunch of mages with them also so it isn't out of the realm of possibility

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Total_Lost2
12/27/19 2:14:16 PM
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I only missed Yen turning people into animals

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spudger
12/27/19 2:17:21 PM
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Total_Lost2 posted...
I only missed Yen turning people into animals

The orgy scene is hilarious
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Total_Lost2
12/27/19 2:18:09 PM
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Not that type of animals

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_BIueMonk
12/27/19 2:20:53 PM
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i wonder why they made yen's actress go topless so much. was it just because of game of thrones and all the sex it had? i mean in the book theres no orgy, she's just asleep in bed when geralt meets her, and later on when they bathe together, she puts an invisibility spell on herself so geralt can't peep.


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Touch
12/27/19 2:21:42 PM
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_BIueMonk posted...
i wonder why they made yen's actress go topless so much. was it just because of game of thrones and all the sex it had? i mean in the book theres no orgy, she's just asleep in bed when geralt meets her, and later on when they bathe together, she puts an invisibility spell on herself so geralt can't peep.
Because she's got rockin titties that's why

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_BIueMonk
12/27/19 2:23:56 PM
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Touch posted...
Because she's got rockin titties that's why
i mean

yeah

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Abiz_
12/27/19 2:25:31 PM
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_BIueMonk posted...
i mean in thebook theres no orgy, she's just asleep in bed when geralt meets her, and later on when they bathe together, she puts an invisibility spell on herself so geralt can't peep.
In the second book of short stories their is a group sex event.(not a orgy) Geralt interrupts Yen and pretty much steals her away from her partner. I would say all the sex stuff is more the game series influence though.
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NeuralLaxative
12/28/19 1:46:46 PM
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008Zulu posted...
The games were mentioned, specifically Witcher 3. You find it out very, very early in the game. It's also in the books, which the series is based upon. Most people are going to know this series from the games, so they'll know it anyway. Those who don't will know it from the books, who know it anyway.

If you're coming in to this with no exposure at all, why are you reading a Spoiler topic?

having played the Witcher games and knowing the lineage i was honestly more confused about the hedgehog knight lol


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Ic3Bullet
12/28/19 1:59:29 PM
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I didn't much care for Dandelion/Jaskier in the show. Is there something I missed? He was a great companion character in the books, but just came off as extremely underwhelming in the show.
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008Zulu
12/29/19 1:40:27 AM
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NeuralLaxative posted...
having played the Witcher games and knowing the lineage i was honestly more confused about the hedgehog knight lol
I know the myth the fairy tale is based on, Hans my Hedgehog I believe it was called. I think it just served as the inspiration in the Witcher. Given that there are a few differences. A princess curing the cursed with true love's kiss. There is a very big spoiler concerning him, but in light of recent events, I won't press my luck.

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