Poll of the Day > Why are children so weird?

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lihlih
03/10/20 1:15:52 PM
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My 2.5 year old loves going into Tetris on the Switch, setting up game modes(she does the 4 player thing with 3 bots and always picks all 4 characters to be some weird animal looking thing, and all puyo puyo modes), and just watching herself lose.

Like she doesn't understand the game, so she let's everything just fall and she'll get eliminated first. Then when the game tells her that she lost, she gets all excited(I think she thinks she won).

Are all toddlers like this, or is my kid just weird?
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Kyuubi4269
03/10/20 1:21:12 PM
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Children are "weird" because they haven't been inducted in to the cult of society.
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SpeedDemon20
03/10/20 1:23:12 PM
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When my cousin was learning numbers, he thought he was winning at Mario Kart because he always got 8th place and it's the highest number.

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sodium-chloride
03/10/20 2:02:54 PM
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lihlih posted...
My 2.5 year old loves going into Tetris on the Switch, setting up game modes(she does the 4 player thing with 3 bots and always picks all 4 characters to be some weird animal looking thing, and all puyo puyo modes), and just watching herself lose.

Like she doesn't understand the game, so she let's everything just fall and she'll get eliminated first. Then when the game tells her that she lost, she gets all excited(I think she thinks she won).

Are all toddlers like this, or is my kid just weird?

It's more likely the colors and effects she's seeing on screen. All that imagery is probably pretty stimulating for a developing brain.
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TheWitchMorgana
03/10/20 2:03:56 PM
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because they are children

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Mead
03/10/20 2:10:29 PM
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Imagine just trying to be a toddler and learn and develop but your dad is tc and just makes topics about how weird he thinks you are

poor kid

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SunWuKung420
03/10/20 2:13:28 PM
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I've known about my weirdness since 7. You should encourage her weirdness.

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wwinterj25
03/10/20 5:58:06 PM
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lihlih posted...
Are all toddlers like this, or is my kid just weird?

My three year old Nephew is the same. I was playing CTR with him and he didn't know what he was doing and lost all the time while claiming "I won!". I just humour him as he seems to have more fun than I do.


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dedbus
03/10/20 8:02:13 PM
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You should probably vaccinate.
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TheWorstPoster
03/10/20 8:03:23 PM
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Just introduce her to Doom Eternal in 10 days.

She'll thank you when she gets older.
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Krazy_Kirby
03/11/20 1:47:41 AM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
I've known about my weirdness since 7. You should encourage her weirdness.


yes, every parent wants their kid to be like sunny
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FatalAccident
03/11/20 2:47:53 AM
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Because theyre children lol

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Fierce_Deity_08
03/13/20 11:29:50 AM
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SpeedDemon20 posted...
When my cousin was learning numbers, he thought he was winning at Mario Kart because he always got 8th place and it's the highest number.
You mean thats NOT the way it works? Darn it!

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Kollin66182
03/13/20 12:34:28 PM
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My 7 year old asked me yesterday if colors were around when I was a kid or if it was just black and white.
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SilentSeph
03/13/20 12:42:57 PM
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My nephew used to lick his left finger then turn a page in a book with his right finger

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Thameness
03/13/20 1:23:17 PM
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She's not weird. She's just a kid.

My own 2,5 year old toddler loves to see me playing Forza Horizon 4. His favorite part is to scroll through the car select screen until he finds a car he likes. That was until he saw the same red Rubaru from the movie Baby Driver (his favorite movie) and now he keeps asking me to race with "Baby's Car".
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