Current Events > Supposedly, the world could run out of condoms because of the rona.

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pres_madagascar 04/03/20 7:43:01 AM #1:	Factories aren't making them much right now due to social distancing and repurposing of factories, and people are doing a whole lot of fucking right now stuck at home with their significant otters, so there's gonna be a shortage apparently. https://www.businessinsider.com/worldwide-condom-shortage-inevitable-production-hubs-shut-down-2020-3 So basically, there really will be a Corona generation of kids. --- https://imgur.com/23CCcZB https://imgur.com/32mwCo1 https://imgur.com/oqklqKC <cite>pres_madagascar posted [p:936698272] in Supposedly... [t:78537047]...</cite> <quote>Factories aren't making them much right now due to social distancing and repurposing of factories, and people are doing a whole lot of fucking right now stuck at home with their significant otters, so there's gonna be a shortage apparently. https://www.businessinsider.com/worldwide-condom-shortage-inevitable-production-hubs-shut-down-2020-3 So basically, there really will be a Corona generation of kids. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Alteres 04/03/20 7:44:25 AM #2:	I would probably get yelled at for my opinion on this. Condoms suck anyway. --- ........the ghost in the machine... IGN: Fox, FC: 5344-2646-0982 <cite>Alteres posted [p:936698306] in Supposedly... [t:78537047]...</cite> <quote>I would probably get yelled at for my opinion on this. Condoms suck anyway. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bknight 04/03/20 7:45:12 AM #3:	pres_madagascar posted... Factories aren't making them much right now due to social distancing and repurposing of factories, and people are doing a whole lot of fucking right now stuck at home with their significant otters, so there's gonna be a shortage apparently. https://www.businessinsider.com/worldwide-condom-shortage-inevitable-production-hubs-shut-down-2020-3 So basically, there really will be a Corona generation of kids. Yup, and probably abortions are low priority right now, so them kids are going to be popping out one way or another. <cite>bknight posted [p:936698324] in Supposedly... [t:78537047]...</cite> <quote>pres_madagascar posted... </cite> <quote>Factories aren't making them much right now due to social distancing and repurposing of factories, and people are doing a whole lot of fucking right now stuck at home with their significant otters, so there's gonna be a shortage apparently. https://www.businessinsider.com/worldwide-condom-shortage-inevitable-production-hubs-shut-down-2020-3 So basically, there really will be a Corona generation of kids.</quote>Yup, and probably abortions are low priority right now, so them kids are going to be popping out one way or another. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pegusus123456 04/03/20 7:47:39 AM #4:	Alteres posted... I would probably get yelled at for my opinion on this. Condoms suck anyway. If condoms suck, why do men need women? --- https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur <cite>pegusus123456 posted [p:936698381] in Supposedly... [t:78537047]...</cite> <quote>Alteres posted... </cite> <quote>I would probably get yelled at for my opinion on this. Condoms suck anyway.</quote>If condoms suck, why do men need women? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pres_madagascar 04/03/20 7:48:38 AM #5:	Plus, once quarantine is over, singles are gonna be thirsty as fuck and go apeshit in bars and clubs and on tinder, hell, tinder just had its most swipes in a single day ever, and all these people ain't gonna find any condoms. Yo, im about to drop my stimulus check on a vasectomy --- https://imgur.com/23CCcZB https://imgur.com/32mwCo1 https://imgur.com/oqklqKC <cite>pres_madagascar posted [p:936698404] in Supposedly... [t:78537047]...</cite> <quote>Plus, once quarantine is over, singles are gonna be thirsty as fuck and go apeshit in bars and clubs and on tinder, hell, tinder just had its most swipes in a single day ever, and all these people ain't gonna find any condoms. Yo, im about to drop my stimulus check on a vasectomy </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bknight 04/03/20 7:50:17 AM #6:	pres_madagascar posted... Plus, once quarantine is over, singles are gonna be thirsty as fuck and go apeshit in bars and clubs and on tinder, hell, tinder just had its most swipes in a single day ever, and all these people ain't gonna find any condoms. Yo, im about to drop my stimulus check on a vasectomy Lol, trying to get selective surgery right now. <cite>bknight posted [p:936698445] in Supposedly... [t:78537047]...</cite> <quote>pres_madagascar posted... </cite> <quote>Plus, once quarantine is over, singles are gonna be thirsty as fuck and go apeshit in bars and clubs and on tinder, hell, tinder just had its most swipes in a single day ever, and all these people ain't gonna find any condoms. Yo, im about to drop my stimulus check on a vasectomy </quote>Lol, trying to get selective surgery right now. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SH_expert44 04/03/20 7:50:31 AM #7:	Just what the world needs. Another group of boomers. --- https://imgur.com/iQep35u https://imgur.com/nhHkg9L <cite>SH_expert44 posted [p:936698453] in Supposedly... [t:78537047]...</cite> <quote>Just what the world needs. Another group of boomers. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pres_madagascar 04/03/20 10:33:44 AM #8:	bknight posted... Lol, trying to get selective surgery right now. I know, it was a joke anyway lol. --- https://imgur.com/23CCcZB https://imgur.com/32mwCo1 https://imgur.com/oqklqKC <cite>pres_madagascar posted [p:936703549] in Supposedly... [t:78537047]...</cite> <quote>bknight posted... </cite> <quote>Lol, trying to get selective surgery right now.</quote>I know, it was a joke anyway lol. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
E32005 04/03/20 10:34:22 AM #9:	Corona Kids rise up! --- https://imgur.com/LAvnefi <cite>E32005 posted [p:936703573] in Supposedly... [t:78537047]...</cite> <quote>Corona Kids rise up!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Austin_Era_III 04/03/20 10:36:07 AM #10:	Enjoy your STIs. --- Alt account Got a problem? Click here to solve it. If link isn't working then click here. <cite>Austin_Era_III posted [p:936703660] in Supposedly... [t:78537047]...</cite> <quote>Enjoy your STIs. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pres_madagascar 04/03/20 11:13:56 AM #11:	Austin_Era_III posted... Enjoy your STIs. Lol I ain't been laid in a year bro, I'm good --- https://imgur.com/23CCcZB https://imgur.com/32mwCo1 https://imgur.com/oqklqKC <cite>pres_madagascar posted [p:936705337] in Supposedly... [t:78537047]...</cite> <quote>Austin_Era_III posted... </cite> <quote>Enjoy your STIs.</quote>Lol I ain't been laid in a year bro, I'm good </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pres_madagascar 04/03/20 7:04:19 PM #12:	Bunpo --- https://imgur.com/23CCcZB https://imgur.com/32mwCo1 https://imgur.com/oqklqKC <cite>pres_madagascar posted [p:936730367] in Supposedly... [t:78537047]...</cite> <quote>Bunpo </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WilliamPorygon 04/03/20 7:14:04 PM #13:	Guess people will have to start using Jiftips instead. --- Dolphins are people too! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1404-cetacea-cove <cite>WilliamPorygon posted [p:936730951] in Supposedly... [t:78537047]...</cite> <quote>Guess people will have to start using Jiftips instead. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bobaban 04/03/20 7:17:50 PM #14:	You guys still use condoms? Burner phone and fake name <cite>bobaban posted [p:936731179] in Supposedly... [t:78537047]...</cite> <quote>You guys still use condoms? Burner phone and fake name </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pres_madagascar 04/04/20 4:47:46 AM #15:	bobaban posted... You guys still use condoms? Burner phone and fake name I know this is a joke, but real talk, I don't tell women where I live until after I get a feel for their mental state. I had a girl I was seeing, well, three dates and a few rounds of fucking in the car, and she got real, real crazy. Threatened to kill me, was trying to find where my family lived and shit. --- https://imgur.com/23CCcZB https://imgur.com/32mwCo1 https://imgur.com/oqklqKC <cite>pres_madagascar posted [p:936753427] in Supposedly... [t:78537047]...</cite> <quote>bobaban posted... </cite> <quote>You guys still use condoms? Burner phone and fake name</quote>I know this is a joke, but real talk, I don't tell women where I live until after I get a feel for their mental state. I had a girl I was seeing, well, three dates and a few rounds of fucking in the car, and she got real, real crazy. Threatened to kill me, was trying to find where my family lived and shit. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
008Zulu 04/04/20 4:56:48 AM #16:	Just rinse the condoms out with a little rubbing alcohol after use. --- Some people say I'm not patient. To them I say "Fine. I'll give you a 10 second head start then." <cite>008Zulu posted [p:936753643] in Supposedly... [t:78537047]...</cite> <quote>Just rinse the condoms out with a little rubbing alcohol after use. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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