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Sunhawk
06/28/20 7:16:00 AM
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There are literally some people in the world who HONESTLY believe this.

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Eliza3
06/28/20 7:39:45 AM
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TLC was a hollywood film, it wasn't indie.

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Southernfatman
06/28/20 7:41:16 AM
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Temple of Doom is.

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008Zulu
06/28/20 8:08:42 AM
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Raiders is the best. It has Nazis killed by airplane props, Nazis killed by face-melting, Nazis killed by truck-scissoring, and Nazis killed by ghosts.

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DeadBankerDream
06/28/20 8:12:37 AM
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Another Sunhawk shit topic, but a surprisingly tame one. I guess he didn't have the energy to make an effort in this ghastly heat.
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Doom_Art
06/28/20 8:13:39 AM
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008Zulu posted...
Raiders is the best. It has Nazis killed by airplane props, Nazis killed by face-melting, Nazis killed by truck-scissoring, and Nazis killed by ghosts.
Yeah well TLC has Sean Connery taking down a German fighter plane with an umbrella and a flock of boids

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DeadBankerDream
06/28/20 8:14:45 AM
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Raiders has Harrison Ford murdering a guy who wanted to sword fight cause he didn't have time for that shit.
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Doom_Art
06/28/20 8:19:15 AM
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Yeah well TLC has Sean Connery quoting Charlemagne

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DeadBankerDream
06/28/20 8:21:26 AM
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Christopher Lee has a symphonic metal album about Charlemagne. You're going with the inferior take here.
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Shotgunnova
06/28/20 9:20:37 AM
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Crusade > Last Ark > Temple

I assume the Crystal Skull one is the worst, but I never watched it.

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Cinderforge
06/28/20 9:31:18 AM
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Shotgunnova posted...
I assume the Crystal Skull one is the worst, but I never watched it
If it wasn't part of the Indiana Jones series then people I think would like it a lot more. Because in isolation it's not a bad film, it's just a terrible Indy film.

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DeadBankerDream
06/28/20 9:36:49 AM
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Cinderforge posted...
Because in isolation it's not a bad film

Wrong.
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GeneralKenobi85
06/28/20 10:38:42 AM
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Imagine thinking Raiders isn't the best Indy film.

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AssGender
06/28/20 10:42:26 AM
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Junior?

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FortuneCookie
06/28/20 10:57:09 AM
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Raiders of the Lost Ark
  • a brilliant blend of action and comedy
Temple of Doom
  • all action, no comedy
Last Crusade
  • all comedy, no action (until the second half)


Last Crusade a good second half, but it's my least favorite of the three due to the weak first half. I don't care about 13 year old Indy, nor is it fun to watch him digging around museums without fighting anybody. The tank scene is awesome though. It's one of the best action sequences in the trilogy. (And, yes, the series is still a trilogy.)

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BeyondWalls
06/28/20 10:59:44 AM
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Maybe if TLC had more monkey brains.

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FortuneCookie
06/28/20 11:01:44 AM
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Shotgunnova posted...
Crusade > Last Ark > Temple

I assume the Crystal Skull one is the worst, but I never watched it.



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AssGender
06/28/20 11:03:52 AM
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FortuneCookie posted...
He looks so pale

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Shablagoo
06/28/20 11:13:55 AM
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Eliza3 posted...
TLC was a hollywood film, it wasn't indie.



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DevsBro
06/28/20 11:22:06 AM
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Raiders > Crusade > Temple

And I saw about 30 seconds of Kingdom and it was the stupidest 30 seconds I have ever seen except for Samurai Cop and Prince of Space. Well and Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny.

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DeadBankerDream
06/28/20 11:22:53 AM
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DevsBro posted...
Raiders > Crusade > Temple

And I saw about 30 seconds of Kingdom and it was the stupidest 30 seconds I have ever seen except for Samurai Cop and Prince of Space. Well and Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny.

Was it the fridge or the vine swinging?
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DevsBro
06/28/20 11:34:23 AM
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DeadBankerDream posted...
Was it the fridge or the vine swinging?
Some automotive chase. It just did goofy stuff like the thing was a Disney cartoon. I forget exactly now but somebody would throw HF out a window and he would like, swing around a tree trunk and fly back in the window, or some nonsense.

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DeadBankerDream
06/28/20 11:42:38 AM
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Yeah, thats the vine swinging sequence.

It's so terrible. Like it's directed by George Lucas or Hobbit-era Peter Jackson.
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DD Divine
06/28/20 11:49:28 AM
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Southernfatman posted...
Temple of Doom is.


this

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