Poll of the Day > Possibly Offensive: What's the cause of that stereotypical old guy smell?

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Lokarin
11/20/20 11:19:51 AM
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I'm 37, and I'm starting to occasionally get the slightest whiff of it from myselff

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Fierce_Deity_08
11/20/20 11:26:04 AM
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My dad usually smelled like burnt cotton shirts. He was good at welding.

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Far-Queue
11/20/20 11:28:35 AM
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What's the cause of that stereotypical old guy smell?
Dried semen

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Aculo
11/20/20 11:32:29 AM
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37 y/o overweight shut-ins probably have pretty putrid smells that they're so used to, they can't even tell how awful it is for other people, ok?

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Mead
11/20/20 11:35:48 AM
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JOExHIGASHI
11/20/20 11:56:06 AM
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physically unable to bathe
lots of medicine


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ScritchOwl
11/20/20 12:11:40 PM
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Ok which smell are we talking about the unfamilar bathroom smell that combines the smell of dove, bleach and a toilet that aint been disinfected since the 70s, the smells like they tied to cure a heat rash with windex or the smell that the people who have fat rolls covering their knees seat and backrest that smells like a hogfarm!

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Lokarin
11/20/20 12:16:23 PM
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ScritchOwl posted...
Ok which smell are we talking about the unfamilar bathroom smell that combines the smell of dove, bleach and a toilet that aint been disinfected since the 70s, the smells like they tied to cure a heat rash with windex or the smell that the people who have fat rolls covering their knees seat and backrest that smells like a hogfarm!

I'd best describe it as Elon's Musk.

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ScritchOwl
11/20/20 12:19:25 PM
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Lokarin posted...
I'd best describe it as Elon's Musk.

Oh that's a case of granny sphincter where they were to much of a hard ass f8r too long and now the sprained it cant keep the sphincter closed while they take steps. Also known as walking farts

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Lokarin
11/20/20 12:21:41 PM
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ScritchOwl posted...
Oh that's a case of granny sphincter where they were to much of a hard ass f8r too long and now the sprained it cant keep the sphincter closed while they take steps. Also known as walking farts

oof

maybe i'll order an odor reducing tail-plug from adameve

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Jen0125
11/20/20 12:31:06 PM
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How often do you shower?

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Lokarin
11/20/20 12:35:17 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
How often do you shower?

oh, idk, every 2 months or so...

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ok ok, every 2 days, c'mon bruh

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lihlih
11/20/20 12:43:52 PM
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8_KNAoWXv0g

This video explains it very well.
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Lokarin
11/20/20 12:51:38 PM
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It does seem to be coming from my hands tho, even thought I REALLY wash them hard...

Maybe it's some weird combo of soap and paint thinner (I do a lot of painting)

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Lokarin
11/20/20 1:09:03 PM
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It's definitely something with my paint thinner... does turpentine smell like moth balls when it's mixed with anything?

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ScritchOwl
11/20/20 1:40:19 PM
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Lokarin posted...
It's definitely something with my paint thinner... does turpentine smell like moth balls when it's mixed with anything?

ARTHUR EVEREST YOU QUIT SCRATCHING YOURSELF RIGHT NOW!!!

For reference to wht is meant her is a pic
https://www.actionfigureking.com/media/reviews/photos/thumbnail/280x420s/81/73/ef/The-Tick-Sewer-Arthur-Bandai-Figure-86-1396372094.jpg

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