Current Events > Scenario: You're watching TV when a blue UK police box appears in front of you.

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UnfairRepresent
12/07/20 5:52:49 PM
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You're at home one day with some crap on the TV when suddenly a weird old fashioned blue UK Police Box appears in the middle of the room in a flash.

Before you could spell your name a engimatic hairy British man in a weird jacket steps out of it and says "Ho there friend. Heh, nice place you got. Hate to drop in on you like this but I need your help with a small problem on Jupitur In say oooh *Checks wrist with no watch on it* 230,000 years from now. Nothing important, just a small matter that concerns the fate of the entire universe. That's all. You comin'?"

https://i.imgur.com/XwZcmBV.jpg

How do you react?
What do you do?

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DeadBankerDream
12/07/20 5:53:56 PM
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I call for Scottish independence, obviously.
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CADE FOSTER
12/07/20 5:54:28 PM
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I would say Fuck off Timelord
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garan
12/07/20 5:59:39 PM
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I hope that it's Tom Baker and I ask if he has an extra scarf for me to wear. Then off we go to stop the Daleks!
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Phynaster
12/07/20 5:59:55 PM
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DeadBankerDream posted...
I call for Scottish independence, obviously.


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Questionmarktarius
12/07/20 6:01:29 PM
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Chance of getting dead (or worse) within the next three episodes: 50%
Chance of becoming immortal somehow: 2%
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UnfairRepresent
12/07/20 6:18:01 PM
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DeadBankerDream posted...
I call for Scottish independence, obviously.
In 230,000 Remain would probably still win

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R1masher
12/07/20 6:19:51 PM
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Hide my fish sticks and custard

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DeadBankerDream
12/07/20 6:20:44 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...

In 230,000 Remain would probably still win

Will you still be pretending to be in the UK then, I wonder.
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omega cookie
12/07/20 6:23:30 PM
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He's catching these hands. Land your British garbage can in my house, ruin my floors? I'm gonna fist you to death.

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YoJoe
12/07/20 6:26:04 PM
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Sign me the fuck up.

"Ah, the Doctor I presume"

And then we exchange witty banter and i get in the blue space-time box

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UnfairRepresent
12/07/20 6:29:20 PM
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DeadBankerDream posted...
Will you still be pretending to be in the UK then, I wonder.
Pretty sure even I will be dead by then

Unless my preserved corpse is there

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UnfairRepresent
12/08/20 8:17:45 AM
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R1masher posted...
Hide my fish sticks and custard
The English call them fish fingers

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UnfairRepresent
12/09/20 8:15:31 PM
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bump

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