Current Events > The perfect girl but her favorite Dark Souls bosses are Bed of Chaos + Pinwheel

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She's in every way what you would imagine the perfect girl to be from appearance to personality to career except for the fact she really loves The Bed of Chaos and Pinwheel boss fights in Dark Souls

"I just think the they're so great. The Bed of Chaos is so well designed and such a breath of fresh air, it so neatly encapsulates the message of the game about how the whole world is decaying. It's just so clever and so much fun.

Only thing that can match it is Pinwheel. You almost feel sorry for him and his family even after seeing all the dead baby corpses from his previous failed attempts. And the fight Is so different to anything else in the game it's just great. A true mix expert game design and lore without long boring cut scenes or dialogue in one package

Only downside is he is just so damn hard. Everything else in that game is so easy but when you get to him you think you have him but nope! You've been wailing on a copy and then he fucks you up from behind."



Could you date her?

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I dont care.

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What a dumb bitch

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I never played Dark Souls so there is no downside

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As long as this Dark Sales thing isnt cucking me, I dont care if she shops there

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YoJoe posted...

I dont care.

This, I never even played the game.

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DepreceV2 posted...

I never played Dark Souls so there is no downside

downside is you never played Dark Souls

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UnfairRepresent posted...

downside is you never played Dark Souls

those are the words of a very specific kind of player. she doesn't mind bed of chaos because the gotchas don't work on her any more, but more importantly, she thinks pinwheel is difficult because he's the first boss she kills.

like he was the last time i made a character -- my path was grab the dragon covenant and head stone for the flamethrower -> kill pinwheel -> kill havel -> grab a soul of a proud knight -> hornet ring. she gets it. she's darkwraithing before a quelaag kill, i can feel it.
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Fluttershy posted...

those are the words of a very specific kind of player. she doesn't mind bed of chaos because the gotchas don't work on her any more, but more importantly, she thinks pinwheel is difficult because he's the first boss she kills.

sounds like you're mansplaining to me

Who says she fought Pinwheel early or that the gotcha didn't work?

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Who gives that much of a shit about any videogame to say no to perfection?

Who says she fought Pinwheel early or that the gotcha didn't work?

well that's the only time pinwheel is actually close to difficult -- when you go down there without taking any weapon upgrades at all. maybe you just have the dragon head stone and you're trying to stay at wl0. she twinks. she gravelords in the burg. i can sense it.
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So she plays Dark Souls? Nice.
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