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UnfairRepresent
12/28/20 12:50:38 PM
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Could you date her?


You find her attractive, she has a decent job running a shelter for homeless dogs and you have similar tastes in video games.

However her sex drive is enormous and worse than a teenage boy going through puberty in a school with the hottest female teachers and students this side of Toronto.

She is bisexual, near-constantly horny, tells you on the first date that she wants to perform oral sex on you, thinks about sex most of the day and wants to have it every day, multiple times if possible .

Its what she looks forward too when she gets back from work and she just does not get tired. She'd rather do that than anything else

She'll be disappointed if you can't keep up or repeatedly turn her down because her sex drive Is just that intense, total rabbit (except she doesn't cheat)



Could you date her?
Or is that too much?

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DipDipDiver
12/28/20 12:51:37 PM
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Probably not
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Socrawheeze
12/28/20 12:52:21 PM
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No. Anyone whose entire personality and free time is devoted to one thing is 100% going to be boring, annoying, or both
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coh
12/28/20 12:53:02 PM
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What;s the downside?
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RetsuZaiZen
12/28/20 12:53:38 PM
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The premise is ridiculous. If she's that sex crazy, she would absolutely cheat.

But ignoring that, still no. That would get annoying and I would worry for her mental health. People go to sex rehab for a reason.

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UnfairRepresent
12/28/20 12:56:22 PM
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RetsuZaiZen posted...
The premise is ridiculous. If she's that sex crazy, she would absolutely cheat.
Wow.

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Ving_Rhames
12/28/20 12:56:43 PM
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No.

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Zodd3224
12/28/20 12:57:27 PM
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Yep

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Socrawheeze
12/28/20 12:57:43 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Wow.

Windows into your psyche here
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Shotgunnova
12/28/20 12:58:08 PM
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RetsuZaiZen
12/28/20 1:00:20 PM
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Socrawheeze posted...
I just wanna say I really enjoy the way you show what you actually wanted the thread to be about. it's almost always funny
He's very predictable but it's all for the gimmick.

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weekoldhotdog
12/28/20 1:01:37 PM
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Yeah, but only for 10 minutes at a time and once every 3 days.

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RiKuToTheMiGhtY
12/28/20 1:01:56 PM
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This is when you have a second woman in your lives so she always has someone to enjoy sex with.

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weekoldhotdog
12/28/20 1:03:13 PM
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...
This is when you have a second woman in your lives so she always has someone to enjoy sex with.

She don't want no vag. She wants that extra D-I-C-K. You're the one that needs to suck it up for her, not the other way around

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Firewerx
12/28/20 1:03:18 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
you have similar tastes in video games.
When does she find the time to play video games?

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Gamerguymass
12/28/20 1:04:33 PM
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...
This is when you have a second woman in your lives so she always has someone to enjoy sex with.

This. If she is bi then tell her she can get a gf, who is also bi so you can join in sometimes, and invite her to live with you. Problem solved.

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UnfairRepresent
12/28/20 1:05:15 PM
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Firewerx posted...
When does she find the time to play video games?

When she's not working?

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weekoldhotdog
12/28/20 1:06:38 PM
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Gamerguymass posted...
This. If she is bi then tell her she can get a gf, who is also bi so you can join in sometimes, and invite her to live with you. Problem solved.
That door swings both ways. She's the one with the insatiable sex drive. You're the one that can't keep up. either free her up to bang what she pleases or let her fly the coop. You can't control the wind and expect it to be there for you when you please. No wonder you people are still single.

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weekoldhotdog
12/28/20 1:09:55 PM
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Captain_Qwark posted...
No but I'd try anyways

This is the only right answer lmfao

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UnfairRepresent
12/28/20 1:10:28 PM
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weekoldhotdog posted...
That door swings both ways. She's the one with the insatiable sex drive. You're the one that can't keep up. either free her up to bang what she pleases or let her fly the coop. You can't control the wind and expect it to be there for you when you please. No wonder you people are still single.
She also won't cheat

So "Go fuck someone else" is an odd play. Just sounds like she'll date the other girl

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Firewerx
12/28/20 1:11:06 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
When she's not working?
So now she's trying to sublimate a massive insatiable sex drive by playing video games? Is she a CEman?

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Doom_Art
12/28/20 1:13:10 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
She is bisexual, near-constantly horny, tells you on the first date that she wants to perform oral sex on you, thinks about sex most of the day and wants to have it every day, multiple times if possible .
this very accurately describes a girl I dated back in like 2017

like even down to the first date thing

after several months it all got rather exhausting and it became apparent that outside of sexual compatibility neither of us had much in common.

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weekoldhotdog
12/28/20 1:13:56 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
She also won't cheat

So "Go fuck someone else" is an odd play. Just sounds like she'll date the other girl

She won't cheat, Unfair Represent, but she WILL get bored. There's no getting around that. If you want to satisfy this girl, why NOT let her bang what she pleases as long as she sleeps next to you and is willing to put down her boy/girl toy to be with you any night of the week? As long as you're willing to put out, it sounds like she's willing to play. But there's no way a girl like this won't get bored of just you or you and some other vagina in like a week. She'll need to be stimulated or else she'll move on anyways. She sounds privileged as fuck to begin with so I mean, it's not like you're losing anything by letting her go (swing)

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WashYourHands
12/28/20 1:18:14 PM
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I was married to one. Its fun for a few years but it gets tiresome after awhile, the pressure to perform 3-4 times in a row day in and day out can really takes its toll on a mental state. Was happy I experienced it and I am grateful but at the end of the day her compulsive obsessions didnt stop there unfortunately.

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UnfairRepresent
12/28/20 1:20:54 PM
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Firewerx posted...
So now she's trying to sublimate a massive insatiable sex drive by playing video games? Is she a CEman?
Having an insatiable sex drive doesn't mean you can't do other things

Can you do literally nothing but eat when you're hungry?

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weekoldhotdog
12/28/20 1:22:11 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Can you do literally nothing but eat when you're hungry?

Wait...you're fucking lying to me! Since when have people been able to eat and do other things when they are hungry?!

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divot1338
12/28/20 1:24:32 PM
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Is the bullwhip for using on the dogs in the shelter or on me?

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Firewerx
12/28/20 1:25:07 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Having an insatiable sex drive doesn't mean you can't do other things

Can you do literally nothing but eat when you're hungry?
If you're insatiably hungry all the time, probably not.

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Estifiithous
12/28/20 1:26:32 PM
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a slut gene at it wisdom.A groupie that every damn person want to fuck and play and toss them away after yer done. no responsibility, no effect and cause, just simply lust and carnage of fucking and fucking. a slut strike again. yup, gonna fap on this.

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WashYourHands
12/28/20 1:27:01 PM
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Firewerx posted...
If you're insatiably hungry all the time, probably not.
She is ready

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Crescente
12/28/20 1:27:25 PM
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Captain_Qwark posted...
No but I'd try anyways

The flesh is weak, but the spirit is willing
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Doom_Art
12/28/20 1:28:57 PM
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Crescente posted...
The flesh is weak, but the spirit is willing
"The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongey and bruised."

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Crescente
12/28/20 1:29:34 PM
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You can tell everyone here is old lol. If we were all in our teens, there would be a lot more yes votes. Man, I remember all I could think about was sex. Still do, but not as much.
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divot1338
12/28/20 1:30:42 PM
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Now if she had an insatiable need to make me sandwiches itd be another thing.

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squarion
12/28/20 1:34:01 PM
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Oh yes

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sLaCkEr408___RJ
12/28/20 1:34:36 PM
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Crescente posted...
You can tell everyone here is old lol. If we were all in our teens, there would be a lot more yes votes. Man, I remember all I could think about was sex. Still do, but not as much.
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InTheEyesOfFire
12/28/20 1:35:07 PM
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Zodd3224 posted...
Yep


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CommunismFTW
12/28/20 1:35:31 PM
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Nope.

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Garlands_Soul
12/28/20 1:35:54 PM
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Eh sure. It's only dating so if it doesn't go well we'll break up and move on

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-Unowninator-
12/28/20 1:38:16 PM
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As someone with no interest in sex, I'll pass.
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UnfairRepresent
12/28/20 1:39:28 PM
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Crescente posted...
You can tell everyone here is old lol. If we were all in our teens, there would be a lot more yes votes. Man, I remember all I could think about was sex.

And her libido is even bigger than that


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RetsuZaiZen
12/28/20 1:40:37 PM
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sLaCkEr408___RJ posted...
People's dicks don't work like they used to
Well yea and we have life experience so we're not as stupid as we used to be. I'm sure when I was 15, this would have been my fantasy.

We're smart enough to know that any type of normal life is impossible with a literal nymphomaniac that isn't in sex rehab.

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Demon1050
12/28/20 1:43:44 PM
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I'd give it a shot but as guys go we can only go at it so often. I could do 5-6 times a day if I was at home all day but when I'm busy on the job the best she'll get is in the morning at when I get home.

If that's not enough I wouldn't expect a LTR from her because if she wants it that bad she will go looking for other guys to fill the void.
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Josiah_Is_Back
12/28/20 1:44:53 PM
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You just described me, so yes please.
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UnfairRepresent
12/28/20 1:45:16 PM
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RetsuZaiZen posted...
normal life is impossible with a literal nymphomaniac that isn't in sex rehab.
Nymphomania is a mental disorder marked by compulsive sexual behavior. Compulsions are unwanted actions, or rituals, that a person engages in repeatedly without getting pleasure from them or being able to control them.

Medically she is not a nymphomaniac.

Only colloquially

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LordMarshal
12/28/20 1:54:52 PM
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When i was single my sex drive was through the roof. Once im not single and get it normally or whenever i only want it so many times a week.

Its like going from starving and eating anything whenever you get a chance to having nice meals whenever you want.

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TerraSeeker
12/28/20 6:02:04 PM
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Date? Sure. A first the attention would be great, but it would end with me wanting space.

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The_Korey
12/28/20 6:25:21 PM
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Definitely gonna need a second bi chick to get in on this. GF, FWB, whatever. Might be up for a threesome here and there, but it's mostly "I'm spent. It's your turn to feed the nymph."

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