Poll of the Day > They think my brain turned into wood

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Mead
07/06/21 12:48:17 PM
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It happens more than youd think

Now I gotta worry about beetles burrowing into the bark

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Metalsonic66
07/06/21 1:02:24 PM
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Wood you care to elaborate?

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wolfy42
07/06/21 1:14:19 PM
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It probably happened in the morning, it should revert eventually.

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Metalsonic66
07/06/21 1:17:12 PM
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Beer, wine, or lacquer?

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Mead
07/06/21 1:25:01 PM
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Metalsonic66 posted...
Wood you care to elaborate?

basically the brain cells became wood cells

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Mead
07/06/21 1:26:11 PM
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Metalsonic66 posted...
Beer, wine, or lacquer?

dammit I said I wanted it sanded against the grain

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Criminalt
07/06/21 3:10:24 PM
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Better add creosote to your weekly shop.

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PunishedOni
07/06/21 3:16:21 PM
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  1. Are you sitting comfortably?
  2. What kind of wood?
  3. Do you have any wood-based powers?
  4. Is the structure of your brain still largely similar?
  5. Do you still have neurons?
  6. Do the neurons have the same structure?
  7. How do your neurons, or equivalent, communicate with one another?
  8. Is your skull wood?
  9. How would beetles get to your brain through your skin?
  10. Do you think any quicker or slower?
  11. Is the rest of your nervous system wood, or just your brain? How does your brain communicate with nerves?
  12. How does your wooden brain extract nutrients from blood flow?

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Mead
07/06/21 3:26:52 PM
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PunishedOni posted...
Do you still have neurons?

yeah but theyre made of wood now

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Metalsonic66
07/06/21 4:24:36 PM
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Mead posted...
dammit I said I wanted it sanded against the grain
You knotty, knotty boy

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Lokarin
07/06/21 4:27:29 PM
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would you rather have a bigger brain or a wrinklier brain?

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Dmess85
07/06/21 4:29:14 PM
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PunishedOni
07/06/21 4:31:19 PM
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Mead posted...
yeah but theyre made of wood now

how does wood transmit nerve impulses though. it's not very conductive

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Lokarin
07/06/21 4:34:34 PM
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PunishedOni posted...
how does wood transmit nerve impulses though. it's not very conductive

Using a xylemphone!

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PunishedOni
07/06/21 4:36:24 PM
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Lokarin posted...
Using a xylemphone!

what's a xylemphone

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Metalsonic66
07/06/21 4:47:22 PM
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Mead
07/06/21 5:03:02 PM
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PunishedOni posted...
how does wood transmit nerve impulses though. it's not very conductive

the energy itself is wood based, in a way not understood

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adjl
07/06/21 6:24:01 PM
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PunishedOni posted...
what's a xylemphone

It's like a xylophloem, but it goes the other way.

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Mead
07/06/21 6:32:06 PM
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adjl posted...
It's like a xylophloem, but it goes the other way.

you gotta just keep coughing until it comes up outta your lungs

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adjl
07/06/21 6:57:02 PM
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I certainly hope you don't have phlegm in your phloem.

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PunishedOni
07/07/21 1:17:55 AM
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Mead posted...
the energy itself is wood based, in a way not understood
wood-based energy... do you mean fire

adjl posted...
I certainly hope you don't have phlegm in your phloem.

i think his phloem is all phlegm if you catch my drift

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Zareth
07/07/21 1:31:29 AM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTL30rkRYPo

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Mead
07/07/21 1:39:21 AM
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PunishedOni posted...
wood-based energy... do you mean fire

no fire is heat based energy

please keep fire away from my wood energy

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Lokarin
07/07/21 2:28:24 PM
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Maybe you're a witch?

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adjl
07/07/21 2:36:17 PM
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PunishedOni posted...
wood-based energy... do you mean fire

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/megaman/images/4/4e/MM2-LeafShield-Art.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20100718211013

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KogaSteelfang
07/07/21 2:50:26 PM
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Does that make you a block-head?

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Mead
07/07/21 2:58:41 PM
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KogaSteelfang posted...
Does that make you a block-head?

it is still brain shaped I believe

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Criminalt
07/07/21 3:16:44 PM
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I really think you need a second opinion. It sounds like there's so much uncertainty surrounding this diagnosis. They think your brain turned into wood? Come on, there's surely got to be proper tests they can do. Like, bore for a core sample or something.

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Mead
07/07/21 3:20:54 PM
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Criminalt posted...
I really think you need a second opinion. It sounds like there's so much uncertainty surrounding this diagnosis. They think your brain turned into wood? Come on, there's surely got to be proper tests they can do. Like, bore for a core sample or something.

this time of year theyre worried about weevil exposure

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wolfy42
07/07/21 3:21:12 PM
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Wood based energy is sexy based, often created by sexy dreams or various forms of stimulation (kinetic,visual,audio). For centuries such stimulation has caused men's brains to short circuit and often make rash/crazy decisions.

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