Current Events > Nothing like sneaking in alcohol and staring at titties >_>

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NeonOctopus
08/12/21 11:51:54 AM
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So far these chicks next to me almost flashed their nips at me cuz they were readjusting their bikinis in the water and showed aerola for a second >_> Then this other chick walked by with this tiny tiny bikini bottom and her ass was basically naked as her material disappeared into her butt cheeks. I love the beach! >_>

Hopefully the cops don't catch me drinking, but they'll probably just make me dump it or maybe even look the other way if I flashed my badge >_>

This concludes Neon's live on the field report!

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PatrickMahomes
08/12/21 11:53:20 AM
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I always wonder how people manage to get caught sneaking alcohol, or really anything

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Clutch
08/12/21 11:54:42 AM
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Are you wearing dark sunglasses so nobody can tell youre creeping on girls, even though its obvious youre creeping on girls?

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NeonOctopus
08/12/21 11:57:47 AM
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Clutch posted...
Are you wearing dark sunglasses so nobody can tell youre creeping on girls, even though its obvious youre creeping on girls?
That's like 101 shit. Come on brah

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Dat_Cracka_Jax
08/12/21 11:58:00 AM
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NeonOctopus
08/12/21 12:14:52 PM
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Dat_Cracka_Jax posted...
I'm jelly
Do you live near a beach or lake? Just go there and drown in boobs

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Duncanwii
08/12/21 12:17:48 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...

Do you live near a beach or lake? Just go there and drown in boobs

My Girlfriend already has perfect breasts why would I want to look at anyone elses?
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NeonOctopus
08/12/21 12:21:06 PM
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divot1338
08/12/21 12:22:01 PM
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I always just put some orange juice in a glass of vodka.

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Ryuko_Chan
08/12/21 12:22:28 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Prove it
outstanding move

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Duncanwii
08/12/21 12:31:31 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
Prove it


You want me to post pictures my girlfriend's bare breasts? First off that's a TOU violation, second she'd probably be pissed if I showed a pic of her boobs to strangers, and third...I dont actually have any.
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NeonOctopus
08/12/21 12:39:38 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
third...I dont actually have any.
Duncan, you need to take charge in your relationship and fix that. Make her feel desired and lusted after. She'll love you more for it. I believe in you. You can accomplish anything!

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NeonOctopus
08/12/21 12:40:09 PM
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M_Live posted...
I feel like getting drunk & horny in public like this cannot lead to anything good.
But I'm always horny >_>

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NeonOctopus
08/12/21 12:54:06 PM
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Damn, there's this 30ish yo chick in front of me with slightly saggy E-cups in a bikini that keeps bouncing up and down in the water while getting hit by waves. Her boobs jiggle with every ripple. This is like a gift from God >_>

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Questionmarktarius
08/12/21 1:19:59 PM
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NeonOctopus
08/12/21 2:54:08 PM
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NeonOctopus
08/12/21 2:56:23 PM
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lmao, some chick with C-cups stopped in front of my chair and started digging in the sand for seashells. All the while her cleavage when she was digging was in full view >___>

This is some anime shit. There isn't a lot of titties out today, but the few that is, they all gravitate to my location and participate in some titty shenanigans lol. It must be fate.

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divot1338
08/12/21 3:17:51 PM
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NeonOctopus living his best life today.

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MarcoRubio
08/12/21 3:19:15 PM
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This board is cringe as fuck

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_Angel_
08/12/21 3:24:36 PM
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OP probably on a watchlist

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NeonOctopus
08/12/21 3:29:38 PM
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cuttin_in_farm
08/12/21 3:30:59 PM
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Seems about right.

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NeonOctopus
08/12/21 4:16:18 PM
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cuttin_in_farm posted...


Seems about right.
Come on babe. What can I do to make it right between us?

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NeonOctopus
08/12/21 4:33:22 PM
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Dat_Cracka_Jax
08/12/21 4:44:02 PM
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NeonOctopus posted...
lmao, some chick with C-cups stopped in front of my chair and started digging in the sand for seashells. All the while her cleavage when she was digging was in full view >___>
I refuse to believe you

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DeadBankerDream
08/12/21 4:45:27 PM
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Why would you need to sneak alcohol onto a beach? What kind of beach has guards?

Or alcohol bans, for that matter.

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NeonOctopus
08/12/21 5:03:56 PM
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DeadBankerDream posted...
Why would you need to sneak alcohol onto a beach? What kind of beach has guards?

Or alcohol bans, for that matter.
Paid beaches do. Ypu can't have open containers in general too

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NeonOctopus
08/12/21 5:05:16 PM
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Dat_Cracka_Jax posted...
I refuse to believe you
I wish I was making it up. She had a friend with her too that was just standing there watching her, but she was pretty flat so I didn't pay her much mind >_>

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CyricZ
08/12/21 5:05:50 PM
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See I tend to give Neon a pass on this shit because he's an EMT and they have a fucking hard lot.

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NeonOctopus
08/12/21 5:08:33 PM
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CyricZ posted...
See I tend to give Neon a pass on this shit because he's an EMT and they have a fucking hard lot.
Thanks dawg! I just had some drunk chick run over two pedestrians a few days ago, but thankfully they both lived. It was really bloody tho and idk if they'll walk normally again >_>

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monkmith
08/12/21 5:09:35 PM
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i'll never understand the urge to sit in the sun and drink.

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LightningAce11
08/12/21 5:13:26 PM
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Ah, you'll only see a topic like this on gamefaqs.

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NeonOctopus
08/12/21 6:42:25 PM
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LightningAce11 posted...
Ah, you'll only see a topic like this on gamefaqs.
Hellz yeah

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NeonOctopus
08/12/21 9:57:30 PM
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Froakie
08/12/21 9:58:18 PM
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