Poll of the Day > all things are possible through god

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DirtBasedSoap
11/05/21 4:59:23 PM
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so jot that down

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Entity13
11/05/21 5:00:32 PM
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EvilMegas
11/05/21 5:26:24 PM
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Can God make me God?

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Mead
11/05/21 5:51:19 PM
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EvilMegas posted...
Can God make me God?

yep

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Jen0125
11/05/21 6:01:23 PM
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If I pray hard enough will God give me a fat ass

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Far-Queue
11/05/21 6:09:10 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
If I pray hard enough will God give me a fat ass
Yes through His glory and a steady diet of Double-Stuf Oreos

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Mead
11/05/21 6:11:15 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
If I pray hard enough will God give me a fat ass

may the lord grant you the wisdom to just get some booty implants

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Smiffwilm
11/05/21 6:29:55 PM
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Can He microwave a burrito so hot that even He can't eat it?

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SilentSeph
11/05/21 6:57:25 PM
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Smiffwilm posted...
Can He microwave a burrito so hot that even He can't eat it?
He can but it will still be cold on the inside

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Zedonra
11/05/21 7:21:12 PM
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Yeah all things are possible thru god, too bad he doesn't exist (at least to us).

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Fierce_Deity_08
11/05/21 8:41:13 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
If I pray hard enough will God give me a fat ass
Probably can find people willing to donate fat cells for injections.

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OhhhJa
11/05/21 8:42:42 PM
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If you believe hard enough, god will give you a 9 inch peepee
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BEERandWEED
11/05/21 8:44:04 PM
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God only gives what you need. All of his naysayers are just greedy.
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OhhhJa
11/05/21 8:51:04 PM
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BEERandWEED posted...
God only gives what you need. All of his naysayers are just greedy.
What about children who die from cancer? Did he just give them what they needed?
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MasterChiefer
11/05/21 8:51:57 PM
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Jah will provide.
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UT1999
11/05/21 9:07:10 PM
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DirtBasedSoap posted...
so jot that down
are you really very religious or are you just joking?

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BEERandWEED
11/05/21 9:12:42 PM
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OhhhJa posted...
What about children who die from cancer? Did he just give them what they needed?
All has a purpose. Be blessed in what you've receive and pray for those given less.
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BEERandWEED
11/05/21 9:16:12 PM
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Help those in need, to the best of your ability without prejudice.
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DrPrimemaster
11/06/21 10:45:52 AM
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Woah, look at that monster coming towards us, just barreling towards us.

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pionear
11/06/21 10:57:00 AM
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why the lowercase 'g'?
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Firewood18
11/06/21 11:28:40 AM
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All thoughts and prayers must be submitted by filling out form B546-6G99 or by calling 1-516-567-8431. Once your prayer is reviewed, there is a sacrificial fee for processing.

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chelsea_wtf
11/06/21 12:37:55 PM
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god made me shorter but they won't make my feet smaller, what the hell

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Revelation34
11/06/21 12:40:19 PM
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BEERandWEED posted...

All has a purpose. Be blessed in what you've receive and pray for those given less.


Translation: "Children deserve to die from cancer."
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Muscles
11/06/21 12:50:43 PM
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Sure, all things are possible through God but he doesn't really give a shit about helping people so it's a moot point

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ArvTheGreat
11/06/21 1:15:46 PM
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Kotenks posted...
if this true then how come amputees don't regrow arms and legs?
piccolo regrows his arms and legs all the time. THANK YOU GOD!

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Sarcasthma
11/06/21 2:40:18 PM
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Kotenks posted...
if this true then how come amputees don't regrow arms and legs?
They're not praying hard enough.

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Soup_or_Science
11/06/21 2:46:34 PM
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Kotenks posted...
if this true then how come amputees don't regrow arms and legs?

Sarcasthma posted...
They're not praying hard enough.

Kotenks posted...
arms

Sarcasthma posted...
praying


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Mead
11/06/21 2:50:04 PM
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UT1999 posted...
are you really very religious or are you just joking?

does it matter?

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HornedLion
11/06/21 3:11:44 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
If I pray hard enough will God give me a fat ass

With absolutely no Simpness I say I wouldnt say you have no ass. As a matter of fact, its very nice.

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BEERandWEED
11/06/21 3:23:28 PM
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Revelation34 posted...
Translation: "Children deserve to die from cancer."
Weird wrong take.
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Revelation34
11/07/21 12:43:11 PM
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BEERandWEED posted...

Weird wrong take.


Only way to interpret that.
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