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UnfairRepresent
11/09/21 9:52:09 AM
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Your daughter went out with her friends for a weekend. What you didn't know is that they went to Tijuana. While there Tyrone, the teenage son of a big black British man called Wesley got a tattoo of a skull on his arm and your daughter got envious and wanted a tattoo as well, so she got a lower-back tattoo.

You first noticed it over a week later through a gap in the computer chair one day when she is playing The Wolf Among Us while wearing low-rise jeans.



How would you react?
What do you do?

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Turbam
11/09/21 9:52:55 AM
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Only if it's the Mario pipes

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UnfairRepresent
11/09/21 11:20:11 AM
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Turbam posted...
Only if it's the Mario pipes
Sad part is I just know someone has actually done that somewhere

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Scotty_Rogers
11/09/21 11:22:38 AM
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She's grounded until she's 18, I guess.

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What_
11/09/21 11:23:45 AM
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Did she time travel to the year 2000?
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The_Dan_Haren
11/09/21 11:29:23 AM
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Depends on what it is. As long as its not an arrow, I'm okay.
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Cobra1010
11/09/21 11:31:05 AM
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What_ posted...
Did she time travel to the year 2000?

I also wonder how people feel about their tribal tattoos now lol

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Slayer_22
11/09/21 11:34:07 AM
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What's your fascination with big black men, TC?
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teep_
11/09/21 11:35:03 AM
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TIL: what a tramp stamp is exactly
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that's a stick
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Dakimakura
11/09/21 11:36:51 AM
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have sex with her mom

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AdrianBeterson
11/09/21 11:42:53 AM
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Tell her to extend the tattoo to cover more of her back so its no longer a tramp stamp

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UnfairRepresent
11/09/21 2:33:41 PM
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AdrianBeterson posted...
Tell her to extend the tattoo to cover more of her back so its no longer a tramp stamp
Is this a "smoke the whole pack" idealogy?

Make her cover herself in Tattoos like a Yakuza member


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Trumble
11/09/21 2:37:33 PM
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"I have a daughter? When did I get one of those?"

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AldousIsDead
11/09/21 2:41:21 PM
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Not gonna lie, I'd be pretty disappointed in her absolute absence of foresight and good taste.

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UnfairRepresent
11/10/21 12:50:31 PM
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Trumble posted...
"I have a daughter? When did I get one of those?"
When you fucked someone of the opposite sex 18 years ago

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NecroFoul99
11/10/21 12:59:57 PM
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AldousIsDead posted...
Not gonna lie, I'd be pretty disappointed in her absolute absence of foresight and good taste.


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garan
11/10/21 5:02:50 PM
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AldousIsDead posted...
Not gonna lie, I'd be pretty disappointed in her absolute absence of foresight and good taste.


So true. I'd make fun of her for being so damn trashy.
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