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UnfairRepresent
11/25/21 6:36:49 PM
#1:


Would you approve?


She just got her first summer internship because the economy sucks and it's all she can get.

She says some guy is paying her to just hide things in vents or behind steam pipes around the city and help design/build large bizarre buildings with multiple detached stages at elevated platforms rigged with electricity. Also she has to go pick up industrial sized amounts of green spray paint and large blank paper canvases.

He seems nice but tends to drone on so she kinda lost track of who he was and what he was doing it for but it pays well for entry level work

At first you don't think much of it until you see her work uniform and realize the truth! Her new employer is the narcissistic megalomaniac menance to society known as The Riddler.



How do you react?
Would you approve?

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Zikten
11/25/21 6:38:47 PM
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Riddler has sometimes been good. I'd look into his plans and decide how I feel after I know more. I know at least once in the comics he tried to go hero. I dont know how long it lasted.
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LordMarshal
11/25/21 6:40:01 PM
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Is she hot?

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Gobstoppers12
11/25/21 6:54:08 PM
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If she doesn't know who she's working for, I tell her who she's working for. If she acts oblivious or pretends not to understand, I'll assume she's actually a willing accomplice and I'll call the police as soon as she's out of earshot.

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JimmyFraska
11/25/21 6:55:26 PM
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Can I answer this question but imagining she works for the Hamburglar instead
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UnfairRepresent
11/25/21 7:15:30 PM
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JimmyFraska posted...
Can I answer this question but imagining she works for the Hamburglar instead
You can imagine what you like but the Hamburglar doesn't exist

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Slayer_22
11/27/21 5:28:13 AM
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Please god say she was adopted.
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Nukazie
11/27/21 5:32:58 AM
#8:


LordMarshal posted...
Is she hot?


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IfGodCouldDie
11/27/21 5:42:25 AM
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I bang the riddler.

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pfh1001
11/27/21 5:43:48 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...


Damn. She's fine.
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Ratchetrockon
11/27/21 5:49:00 AM
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I wouldnt mind. Batman and his gang dont kill so she should be pretty safe

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Kim_Seong-a
11/27/21 6:39:12 AM
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I mean if it was someone lame like the Penguin I'd be concerned.

But the Riddler is cool, good for her.

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Kajagogo
11/27/21 6:43:15 AM
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The Riddler is cool, I'd just be concerned to how soon Batman would show up and kick the crap out of her.

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ExtremeLuchador
11/27/21 6:46:37 AM
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Remember that one episode of 1966 Batman where one of Riddler's female cronies impersonated Robin?

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UnfairRepresent
11/27/21 9:05:46 AM
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ExtremeLuchador posted...
Remember that one episode of 1966 Batman where one of Riddler's female cronies impersonated Robin?
I do remember that

She flat out tries to shoot Batman the moment she's in the batcave like a boss. Then dies for no reason and is never mentioned again

And only like 2 people ever died in that entire show lol

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Gobstoppers12
11/27/21 1:32:03 PM
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Ratchetrockon posted...
I wouldnt mind. Batman and his gang dont kill so she should be pretty safe
Yet the Riddler and his gang do kill, so she might not be safe after all. Or she might eventually get soaked into the gang proper and wind up killing somebody herself.

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UnfairRepresent
11/27/21 3:11:57 PM
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Gobstoppers12 posted...
Yet the Riddler and his gang do kill, so she might not be safe after all. Or she might eventually get soaked into the gang proper and wind up killing somebody herself.
Or killed by goons from another gang
Or killed by Redhood
Or Zaszz
Or just corrrupt cops.

I mean GCPD must be pretty damn lousy

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UnfairRepresent
11/28/21 5:08:06 PM
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It's pretty divided so far

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008Zulu
11/29/21 3:37:43 AM
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As long as his health plan covers dental, I'm fine with it. Batman hits like a motherfucker, and she will need work done afterwards.

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